Hey Bunzy!

S. 28. Urban dweller. Card carrying Elena Stan. This blog is essentially the social media incarnation of me balled up on the floor crying over Elena. Delena are my OTP of OTPs; I will simultaneously sob over how beautiful they are and write bad, lols, not serious fake AU porn. Expect both. Always expect both. I dislike Stefan except for my own incarnation, in which he is an angsty country singer. He'd just be better that way, you know? This is mainly an Elena/Delena/TVD blog. Other things I like that I very occasionally post about: Revenge, Drake and Josh, Nicktoons, Arrested Development, the US civil war and all related humor. I not-so-secretly stan Canada.

[elenasbabyfangs]

So yes. I think I will delete. Just going to leave this up for maybe 12 hours to give people a chance to see it so I can say thank you to those I had friendships with and to everyone who read my blog over the years. I still like and appreciate you guys. Just want you to know that before I peace out.

[elenasbabyfangs]

I used to really like Tumblr. It was a fun place to make friends and make silly jokes about lovable characters. Then somewhere down the line it became not fun anymore. At what point do I accept the fact that we can't have nice things. Why bother when I open Tumblr for the first time in a month just to see hate from people I really like. At what point do you sever the connection.

[elenasbabyfangs]

Sarz-style double-fisting for GER vs ARG

[hi]

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

[weirdbooksifind]

[corpsecaddy]

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

[elenasbabyfangs]

What does America’s actual secretary of defense do when someone edits his Wikipedia page to list Tim Howard instead of him?

Call Tim, thank him for “defending” the US, and tell him that with some training he could actually run the Pentagon one day.

What does the Pentagon do? Release a picture of the phone conversation with the caption “from one SecDef to another.”

America, the times when you completely do not take yourself seriously are the times I love you the most.

[gloriousbvb]

Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.

[vintage-iran]

A French travel guide to Iran - 1960s

[threesideddream]

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

[megustamemes]

[lord-kitschener]

we finally found out why the chicken crossed the road

to cock block

[elenasbabyfangs]

Sometimes I get down on myself but like Then I remember that I'm perfect

[elenasbabyfangs]

My dad has a doppleganger. It's the president of Iran.

[flatsound]

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

[elenasbabyfangs]

Swedish foreign minister, tweeting about spending hours looking for kitchenware at IKEA

[ultrafacts]

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[beardbalm]

Check out these badass bears. 

[oldeytancragg]

My people

[elenasbabyfangs]

"The president will participate in a Q&A session with Tumblr. No e." says our Press Sec

[michellekpoems]

I have built myself from the bones of my parents’ weaknesses. I have built myself from the ashes of those ruined loves. I am more than this.

Michelle K., You Are More Than This. (via bonlenas)