Creepy Cutie

Indie RP blog for Tour Guide of the Underworld || Selective || Mun is 21+ || Please read rules before interacting || Sideblog to AncientGoldBoundSpirit

[guidetotheotherside]

“Wooooow, Domino has really changed, huh?”

“Haha, just kidding!  Everything’s exactly the same!!  Beep beep, comin’ through!!”

Guide please pay attention to the roAD--

[guidetotheotherside]

“The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single lap should be com--”

[guidetotheotherside]

pouts in 5′3

[guidetotheotherside]

ofmonstersandduelists‌:

{🍋}- Her arm shifted just enough to peek one eye up at her girlfriend, lips pursing in thought.

“I mean, the worst that could happen is I get so filled with love that I explode.”

“I dunno ‘bout you, but I think we should risk it.”

Slowly leaning down, Guide pressed her lips against Lemon’s, giving her girlfriend a sweet kiss.

[guidetotheotherside]

ofmonstersandduelists‌:

{🍋}- The tackle certainly caught her off guard, leaving her to only fall dramatically to the ground, an arm draped over her eyes. 

“This is it…! This is how I die! A shock to my attention starved systems by a cute fiend’s embrace!”

Guide giggled as she sat perched on top of Lemon.

“Shall I revive you with a True Love’s kiss?”

[guidetotheotherside]

ofmonstersandduelists‌:

{🍋}- “It’s been so long since someone gave me attention… I think… I think I may die soon from lack of attention….”

tackles her girlfriend

[beabeyonce]

SHIPPY-ISH/FLUFF-ISH STARTERS ❛ I love you so much…❜ ❛  Can I kiss you ? ❜ ❛  You are so beautiful — So fucking beautiful. ❜ ❛  Close your eyes, you can trust me. ❜ ❛  I got you a present-❜ ❛   Kiss me. ❜ ❛  Love me– ❜ ❛  Mmm, taste like cherries.  ❜ ❛  Pull me in, Pull me in - ❜ ❛   Make love to me…❜ ❛   I love your eyes… ❜ ❛   You got whip cream there .❜ ❛   Waffles or pancakes ? ❜ ❛   Knock It off that tickles ! ❜ ❛   You’re so warm… ❜ ❛   I can hear your heart beat — it’s soft.❜ ❛   it’s raining outside and all I can think about is you.  ❜ ❛   Hold my hand - ❜ ❛   We have something special, You and I.❜ ❛   You mean everything to me.  ❜ ❛   When can I see you again ?❜ ❛   Say my name, just one last time… ❜ ❛   You’re a mystery worth solving. ❜ ❛   I trust you — that means a lot more than love.❜ ❛   I fall in love with you every time I open my eyes. ❜ ❛   You are infinite like the universe.  ❜ ❛   Kiss me like you wanna be loved. ❜ ❛   You’re the apple of my eye.❜ ❛   You make me happy. ❜ ❛   You make me feel safe…❜ ❛   Hold me just a little longer… ❜ ❛   Please don’t let go.❜ ❛   All my fears go away when I’m with you -  ❜ ❛   Thank you for teaching me what love is. ❜ ❛   Aye, share the blankets ! ❜ ❛   love is an action word, prove it to me. ❜

❛   ready or not here I come ! ❜

❛   Ah! I scared you didn’t I ?❜ ❛   I know you love me -  ❜ ❛   These flowers match your eyes. ❜ ❛   I’m gonna catch you !❜ ❛   We should carve our name in this tree. ❜ ❛   Every moment with you is special  ❜ ❛   Hold on tight ! ❜ ❛   Give me a kiss for good luck - ❜ ❛   think about me. ❜

[guidetotheotherside]

“when i look at a girl, i can’t decide if i want to be her or be on her. it’s a real struggle.”

“I feel that.  I feel that really hard.”

Guide giggled, toying with a piece of Imnah’s hair.

[lesbianrpc]

lesbian or sapphic relationship starters.

“have you ever had a girlfriend before?”

“not all lesbians listen to tegan and sara.”

“my past girlfriends were all disappointed in my glaring lack of flannel.”

“i’m not femme or butch… i’m more… futch?”

“i’ve never been with a girl before but i’m in the market to change that.”

“so, i started reading sappho’s poetry yesterday. it’s actually pretty good. and gay.”

“am i a disappointing lesbian if i like dogs more than cats?”

“i need to be butcher.”

“when i look at a girl, i can’t decide if i want to be her or be on her. it’s a real struggle.”

“i’ve noticed since i came out, the population of plaid in my closet has increased drastically.”

“you’re my girlfriend, not my mom. unless you’re into that. then i’m kink-shaming you.”

“does my haircut read as lesbian or more ‘straight girl who chats up girls on tinder for me and my manbun boyfriend to hook up with’? …please say lesbian.”

“i don’t have any cats.”

“let’s face it: i’m a stud.”

“lesbian bed death was a concept created by bitter straight people who were jealous that lesbians actually have orgasms every time we fuck.”

“my type? girl… who’s available and interested in me.”

“you can tell she’s been single for a while. i can’t even remember the last time she clipped her nails.”

“she sent me a finger pic last night. …is that a thing?”

“i wish i was a sports lesbian but i’m just a sleeps for 14 hours and forgets to clean the cat box for 3 days lesbian.”

“i heard her listening to hayley kiyoko. she’s not straight.”

“do i look gay?”

“i’m wearing a bowtie to our wedding. it’s going to bring out my eyes.”

“i think our dog’s a lesbian.”

“this woman at work asked me if i knew ellen. i told her we all get together every other weekend to catch up on the latest hot gossip. i think she believed me.”

“i’m so fucking gay.”

[guidetotheotherside]

“Hey, it’s kinda late.”

“Need a lift?”

[guidetotheotherside]

“Hey, it’s kinda late.”

“Need a lift?”

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me  ◭  for my muse’s reaction to finding yours bandaging up a wound

[guidetotheotherside]

“Welcome to Duel Links!  I’m Tour Guide from the Underworld, and I’ll be your host, and tutorial hub!  If you have any questions or problems, d̷̢̙̗̳̻̩̝̮̓͋̉͛̈͑̈͘͝ͅo̶̡̧̖̝͓̟̰͕̓ṋ̷̡̪̰̠̰͚̟̼̙̦́͂̌̉̇̄͐̃̈͆̕̕͜͝'̸̛͚͕̆̒̈̇́̋̒̍̅͆́̄̎͠t̷̜̰͇͗͗͜ͅ ̷̛̗̻͕͇͓̤̻̆͒̄́̌̂͑̒́̅̈͜͝b̶̛̛͙̞͖̗̯͍̏̿̈́̈́͐͒̾̓̉̓̈͘͜ę̷̡̢̭̘̖͚͖̼̺̼̱͉͕̍͂̊̎̈́̔̃̽̏͑̚̕ ̵̨̞̤̳͗͒ a̷̛̩̹̭͙͍̫͖͖̒ͅf̷̛͓̞͇̳̬̫̺̼͚͎̳̼̖r̶̡̡͕͖̦̹͕̣̗͓͙̗̘̙̼̪̼̣͑͊̔͑͆̚̚͠ą̷͈̩̺͈̬̬̺̥͍͈̹̺́ͅͅi̵̢͖̺̲̹͙̇͊̊̿͐̈́͒́͊͑̋͌́͗̎ḑ̷̡̢͕̥̘̬̦̣̩͎̹̲̟̞̼̼͚̅̓̅̇̑͑͛̅͌͌̎͌̚̚̚͘͝͝͠ ̶̨͉̝̥͖̠̪̗͉̖͇̪͖͔͙̥̯͇̏̆̒̾͌͐̕t̵̡̘̝͈͍͖̳̲̣̖͍͇͇̝̹̟̞͇̮̏̿́̒̂͆̌̈ō̵̧̟̭͚̳̯͙͇̖͎̺̜͉̜͚̩͓̱̺̜̒͊̇͋̉̉̄͛̄̐̾̀̈́̃̚͠-̸͕̝̙̟̜͚͈̲͓̱̐̍̆̃̃͐͆́͌̏͠-̷̧̣͈̻̆̎͆̃-̶̢̧͕̖̙̠̞̻͓̗̬̦͔̭̞̓̀̂-̶̛̭̳̟̼̼̫̙͔̇͗͆̑̊́̉͋̄͠͠

“…..”

“I think I need an update…”

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send ( ✨ ) if we haven’t interacted yet, but you want to.

Send ( 🌛  ) if you would rather I send you memes to start interaction

Send ( 😃 ) if you want to plot with me

Send ( ❤ ) if you want to plot a ship with me

[rpmemes-galore]

Game Grumps — Skyward Sword Playthrough  {Sentence Starters}

“So dangerous…”

“Hello, again, asshole.”

“It’s just an apocalypse.”

“Which is strange, I know.”

“Oh, that’s a really bad lie.”

“I just thought it was a race.”

“She’s a little crazy. I like her.”

“Land on your feet, I beg you.”

“Oh, the things I’ll show you…”

“Well, fuck him, he attacked you.”

“Dost thou desire a grilled cheese?”

“Can you, like… do something nice?”

“Even metaphorically, I can’t hook up.”

“We’ll live off of pudding and our love.”

“Are you trying to out-monologue me?”

“Hmm. Neat. Whatever. I’ve seen better.”

“Are you being sassy with me, right now?”

“It’s cool… it’s not like you almost killed him.”

“There were, like, five separate almost kisses.”

“What did I tell you about falling over the edge?”

“How dead do you think he is? On a scale of 1 to 10?”

“So help me god, if you make a move on my daughter…”

“I mean, I do have stairs, but I’m not letting you in my house.”

“So, I’m going to need a reason why I shouldn’t beat your ass, now.”

[guidetotheotherside]

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