personal, earnest, awkward

stuff for my brain to do when there's free time to burn

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[misskingss]

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

[shostabr0vich]

and THIS, children, is how you write a stereotypical masculine and rugged character without resorting to bigotry :)

[fandomsandfeminism]

So remember: Its summer now, and you can dress however you want.

There’s no such thing as being too fat or too chubby or too tall or too short for shorts or tank tops or whatever you want to wear. If you feel cute and comfortable, you are.

A few tips:

Remember that a lot of clothes are designed to look good on hangers and be easy to mass produce. You are not a hanger and all bodies are not identical. Clothes not fitting right on you is not your fault.

Always try on clothes when you can. Clothes not fitting or looking good is not failure, its part of the process. If those clothes aren’t good enough for you, find ones that are.

Women’s clothing sizes are devilwork. They have no consistency and standardization, even among the same brand. I vary from a size 12 to a size 18 depending on brand and style. These numbers dont mean anything. Just find the items you are comfy in.

You are not obligated to impress anyone. If some random dude has a problem with your leg hair or muffin top or stretch marks, thats his problem and he can choke on it.

Enjoy your summer.

[skarchomp]

me trying to explain to titty anime fans the very basic concept that pedophilia is bad

[ask-the-guard-fireblastrp]

Us explaining back we understand this and that it’s anime not child porn

[anoprism]

Holy shit dude

[ask-the-guard-fireblastrp]

As per usual,getting called out for something that is in no way pertinent to the current situation

[skarchomp]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

[ear]

[avengers-posts]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

was it the rat poison i kept slipping into everyone drinks? was it because i kept peeing on the couches when everyone went to bed? was it because i had a child? was it because i abandoned that child with their father and refuse to pay child support? was it because i put Merida in the hospital?

 or was it because I just love and care too much?

really makes you think about who your real friends are

[brok3boi]

“What does it feel like to be high?”

[ohhharthur]

@captainrukia

[nightapproaches]

I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being

[michelangelohno]

Something about how quickly he was doing that dance chills me to the bone

[cowboy-garfield]

[flowerinaflame]

[mangomcdonald-blog]

@blupjeansweek Day 5: High School AU

they’re officially a Thing now

[evangelions-deactivated20180625]

sorry i guess i only listen to lorde now

[sandorclegane]

[constable-frozen]

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

Straight man writing a song about love: oh…. I . love uh.. Your eyes…. And uh… My bed is so empty without you… Yeah… Uh… Please come back

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

Oh. I miss the. … Smell of your breasts *guitar solo*

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

[valeria2067]

^^^^ Ding! Ding! Ding!

[mickeyandcompany]

First look at the characters Yesss (voiced by Taraji P. Henson) and KnowsMore (Alan Tudyk) and at the Disney Princesses’ scene from Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2. [disney princesses pic in hi-res]

[ricktimus]

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

[peach-bat]

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

[viviku]

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

[lastoneout]

One of the reason the banter works so well is becuase they record with as many of the actors as they can in the same room at the same time. That way they can improv and play off of each other and the dialogue comes off much more natural and fluid.

[cloysterbell]

I watched Kiki’s Delivery Service for the first time today and it’s a good movie but I couldn’t shake the fact that Tombo is Anime Griffin McElroy and it definitely took away from my enjoyment a bit

[cloysterbell]

#KYLE PLEASE YOUVE RUINED THIS MOVIE FOR ME LMFAO

[herrhasen]

@cloysterbell

[cloysterbell]

[herrhasen]

”Welcome to Griffin McElroy’s terrifying anthology series Hellivator, which brings on guests to talk about their terrifying elevator experiences.”

[cloysterbell]

“Now, these are drugs that dogs can take.”

[herrhasen]

“You do have kind of a hungee boy face.”

[cloysterbell]

[cannedviennasnausage]

op i don’t know you but i’m gonna kick your ass

[bimbocracy]

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

[bimbocracy]

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

[please-unfollow-this-blog]

“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[falltimefog]