I have only one suit so yeah it’s bad. You have a bunch of amazing dresses in the closet! There are options.
Yes but I have no idea what to wear. I have yet to hit the mood.
Hit the mood? Is that girl code for something I do not know about?
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I have only one suit so yeah it’s bad. You have a bunch of amazing dresses in the closet! There are options.
Yes but I have no idea what to wear. I have yet to hit the mood.
Hit the mood? Is that girl code for something I do not know about?
Is it bad that I forgot Homecoming was coming up? Which means I have yet to find a dress or even think about what dress to buy.
I have only one suit so yeah it's bad. You have a bunch of amazing dresses in the closet! There are options.
Homecoming!!!
And here I was thinking i’d find the fountain of youth. Of course i’m going to save a dance for you! You’re one of my favorite dance partners!!
Sorry, the fountain of youth doesn’t seem to functioning properly lately. Good! You better!
Damn well a man can dream. We will be cutting all the rugs and throwing it down so hardcore. I have been working on my twerking via youtube channels.
Why do I own one suit?
Well who’s going to remember what you wore a year ago, dude? Does this mean you’re going out to buy something new? Man trying to remember back a year ago and where we all were… this last year’s been something incredible huh? I can’t see any reason why you shouldn’t.
I have no clue! No, no the only other suit i'm getting is my tuxedo and that's it. I mean maybe i'll buy a grey or brown suit just to say I have another but for Homecoming sticking to the black one. I know...we were all just meeting, dying for gluttony of the Whooper Bar. We had real struggles with that...it always defeated us. As much as I want the little cuddle bug with me she'll probably be energetic for half the time and then fall asleep. Also Mercedes and I wouldn't able to enjoy ourselves either.
Soooo many colors.
I think I’m going with a shade of blue though— to perfectly match my date’s eyes. How’s everyone’s Homecoming prep progressing?
I vouch for blue! The color will look so pretty on you!
Why do I own one suit?
You could always wear it again and switch up your tie or something if you want to change your look a little. Not bad, but I don’t think it would be the greatest place for a baby, bro.
I think I might wear a different color shirt and tie. I mean guys suits all look the same unless you have a different colored one on. You ladies get the more glamorous looks. I know but she'd have so much fun and probably want people to dance with her 24/7.
Homecoming!!!
I thought you already knew that you were old!! I’m kidding, I’m kidding, promise! But it is going to be amazing. You better save me a dance, Evans.
And here I was thinking i'd find the fountain of youth. Of course i'm going to save a dance for you! You're one of my favorite dance partners!!
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Why do I own one suit?
I got in my closet and just realized I have exactly one and it's the one I wore last year, except it's loose on me. Feeling nostalgic because I had no idea I was going to be a dad. Is it bad that I want to bring Bean?
Homecoming!!!
I am far too excited for this!
I know! A nice night out without out my little pudding. I suddenly feel so old.
Trick or treating!
Rude! I want my candy. Or you could come be my white chocolate and make my cravings go away.
I said i'd get you the candy but you are not getting the peanut butter cups. That's for hardworking trick or treaters and Bean...I'm not sure if i'm supposed to let her have chocolate...because these have peanuts in them.... sigh. I sense diarrhea.
You asking for some of this?
Trick or treating!
But Bean and I turned tricks for our treats! This was well deserved daddy candy that she got to lick upon for her own tasting. I will by you some since they are on sale.
And I didn’t work hard?! I made the costume! Do you know how hard that was to do?! You better buy me the good stuff.
But I had to lug the little nugget around all night to get that candy! She smiled and grinned and did cute things for it. Also daddy is handsome and might have gotten some extra sugar from the nice ladies that answered the door. We make the perfect team. You should've came with us! But I will buy ssssooooommmmeeee good candy.
Trick or treating!
Gotta love it when they schedule trick or treating for the kids DAYS after Halloween. I guess for a safety precaution from drunk idiots…BUT!!! My little Bean had her first Halloween and guess who ate all her candy? ME! I let her lick the lollipop a few times
I like how you didn’t share with me! So rude! Now you get no sex until you get me my own candy.
But Bean and I turned tricks for our treats! This was well deserved daddy candy that she got to lick upon for her own tasting. I will by you some since they are on sale.
My pleasure, anytime you need a sitter let me know.
A baby minion, too adorable, bad daddy eating her candy, lol
HEY! I wanted the candy more than she did I just had to use her as a ploy for free sugar. Who wouldn't want to give this adorable turkey some candy. I'm not that bad, I let her lick some of the stuff!
Mercedes knitted the hat for her, isn't it adorable!
I would love to watch her. No I'm not going not a fan of going out in big crowds. So Jazz and I could have a nice time together playing. You guys stay as late as you want.
Aww thanks! If you seriously don't mind it at all that would be awesome! Thank you so much for the offer!
Awwww that must have been beyond adorable on Jazz!!!
She looked so cute! I had her in my sling the entire time. I was dressed up as Felonious! I rang the doorbell and said the whole thing while she did her happy toothless grin.
I may or may not have taped a candy bag to her….