I Never Thought Somebody

I just want to wear my Homecoming dress always.

'Scuse me, I believe I have to pick up my jaw because girl, you dropped it.

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Why do I own one suit?

I have no clue! No, no the only other suit i’m getting is my tuxedo and that’s it. I mean maybe i’ll buy a grey or brown suit just to say I have another but for Homecoming sticking to the black one. I know…we were all just meeting, dying for gluttony of the Whooper Bar. We had real struggles with that…it always defeated us. As much as I want the little cuddle bug with me she’ll probably be energetic for half the time and then fall asleep. Also Mercedes and I wouldn’t able to enjoy ourselves either.

Ah makes sense, go with the classic then Sam. Let's be real here, it's always going to defeat us... there's no winning with that thing. It's best to just surrender and leave it at that. Well she'd be the cutest accessory there, no doubt about it. But yeah I think you guys deserve a nice night out to enjoy yourselves.

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Soooo many colors.

I think I’m going with a shade of blue though— to perfectly match my date’s eyes. How’s everyone’s Homecoming prep progressing?

Well you know you can rock any color, but that sounds like a knock 'em dead kind of dress to me.

Why do I own one suit?

I got in my closet and just realized I have exactly one and it’s the one I wore last year, except it’s loose on me. Feeling nostalgic because I had no idea I was going to be a dad. Is it bad that I want to bring Bean?

Well who's going to remember what you wore a year ago, dude? Does this mean you're going out to buy something new? Man trying to remember back a year ago and where we all were... this last year's been something incredible huh? I can't see any reason why you shouldn't.

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Homecoming.

Thanks sweetheart, I’ll be sure and pick out a beautiful one just to ensure that it is. Oooh, you’re going to make me blush. I can show you a little something on the side this weekend. ;) What color do you think? I need help— especially since we’re supposed to match.

I know you will, your taste is absolutely perfect. Oh can you now? Can't wait for that! ;) Well there isn't a color that you don't look good in... maybe some kind of soft blue or purple?

Homecoming.

Oh how I love you… even if you’re making me dig out my savings for a new dress. Artie— I think we’re going to be living off Ramen for the next week or so; hope you don’t mind.

Now what color to wear?

It will be one hundred percent worth it, Q, plus I love Ramen anyways. Anything to show off my girl I'm more than happy to do.

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Watch out world, stud muffin coming through!

Well you know know it is, bro.

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Yours turned out way better than mine.

Now that I find really hard to believe.

King Arthur of Handsomeville.

Says Quinn Amidala, princess of the Sexy Way Galaxy.

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UCF Student ID Photo for this year.

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I do have impeccable taste; look at my boyfriend.

And who am I to argue that point?

Evans Plague 2013

Mercedes is still sick. The little one is sneezing all over the place and me. I have two sick girls in my house so I am chugging and popping vitamin c like it’s going out in style. Also, Kleenx can you send a man some free tissues? I think we just boosted your stock by 50% this month!