Pairing | Taehyung x Reader
Genre | Fluff, smut, angst / College!AU, enemies to lovers!AU, football!AU, jock!Taehyung x student reporter!OC
Warnings | Explicit language, sarcastic banter, dirty talk, blowjob, facefucking, eating out, cumplay, fingering, rough sex, slight dom!tae, spanking, light degradation, unprotected sex, ass-pining, tae has the phattest ass and dick but wbk
Summary | Life has its ways of fucking with you, but you know youâve hit 50 feet below rock bottom after being tasked to do a profile feature on Kim Taehyung, the varsity football captain, for your school newspaper. Pure torment awaits you, but this is alongside glassy eyes, pink cheeks and conflicted feelings that youâve never dared to imagine with the likes of the devil incarnate.
Word count | 19.6kÂ
âWhat a surprise, youâre alive.â
It is exactly that fake enthusiasm and subtle mirthful nuance thatâs too familiar to your liking that gives rise to the arch of your eyebrow. You donât even need to look up at the owner of the voice to picture the shit-eating smirk that belongs to none other than your editor-in-chief-slash-best-friend, Min Yoongi. Such morbid greetings have been long established as an inside joke between the two of you due to the peculiar sense of humour that you two share.
This is just how he likes to start his mornings. Being the systematic person he is, he has his own morning routine in the newsroom. Regardless of the pile of work on his desk, heâll first make a beeline for his first cup of coffee of the day, after which he will come sauntering your way to provoke you with his laundry list of snarky remarks â about work, being tired, being alive and dead, about how bureaucracy sucks, the negative sides of capitalism and what not. Well, you two share a deep-seated sense of misanthropy so albeit provocative, his laments are refreshing in the morning â a literal morning boost of positivity from negativity.
âNot for long buddy,â you shrug, looking up from your laptop and your eyes land on Yoongi, who looks just as dead.
âI barely slept last night â was busy rushing my essays. Essays, might I repeat. So it would be great if you donât have much for me today, although I know you have a kink for torturing me.â
At this, the edges of his lips curl up and you instantly register the meaning behind the sinister smile: your impending doom.
âI hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I do have something for my most talented and gung-ho reporter and best friend.â
âKindly elaborate,â you smile back acrimoniously, squinting your eyes in distrust.
âIt involves a profile feature of a popular varsity athlete.â
An involuntary groan escapes your lips almost instantly. Athletes are the worst people to interview.
âThatâs not even the worst part yet. As weâre celebrating the 50th anniversary of our publication this year, weâll be doing a special spread on honorary members of the school, including club presidents, captains and valedictorians. Oh, which reminds me â maybe I should feature myself for being the most overworked Editor-In-Chief because this publication is sucking my entire soul, but anyway, I digress.â
He brings up his mug to his lips. Itâs only 10am, but you wonder how many cups he has had, eyeing the pallor of his face.
âIâve already assigned the other reporters their respective targets for the lack of a better word, and left the toughest nut for you to crack,â he grins smugly and thatâs when it hits you.
Clocking you square in the face.
âYoongi, no you didnââ
âYoongi, yes,â his smirk widens at your aghast expression, âA profile feature on Kim Taehyung, for my most talented and hardworking reporter.â
The boy who lives to torment you. Â
