Mike Driver
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almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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will byers stan first human second
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
shark vs the universe
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Stranger Things
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@gumballmagic
Change can be difficult, but it’s how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can’t hold on to something forever. Sometimes you have to let it go. But of the things you let go, you’d be surprised what makes its way back to you.
Grieving
Happy Back In The Tower Thursday everyone
Get back in come on. You know you want to.
(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?
(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao
Made a little something on slur reclamation.
And there it is, yeah.
thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………
Do tell
[ID:
a poem by Jay Hulme, titled Jesus at the Gay Bar
He's here in the midst of it - right at the centre of the dance floor, robes hitched up to His knees to make it easy to spin.
At some point in the evening a boy will touch the hem of His robe and beg to be healed, beg to be anything other than this;
and He will reach His arms out, sweat-damp, and weary from dance. He'll cup this boy's face in His hand and say,
my beautiful child there is nothing in this heart of yours that ever needs to be healed.
/end ID]
Tenner
drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
hello
fuck my whole entire life
the weapon
Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
this is precious and lovely and you inspire me to create more wonderful dyke moments in the world
Just finished watching Pearl’s newest vod and honestly really slay of Gem to be like “I don’t censor myself saying hell or damn because if someone is religious enough to consider that cursing then they’re religious enough to probably not like that I’m gay”. She’s so real.
faggot need smoko
faggot need smoko faggot need wine, faggot want weed and beer all the time. faggot need substance abuse faggot need a break, faggot needs to substance use while faggot gambling with his faggot stake
Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.
At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!
How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.
the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples
I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia
Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?
Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)
This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)
Female presenting gkpmnipples
what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?
No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French
don’t try and read this phonetically you’ll have a stroke
No need, brother
I will always reblog this....it is so important to be able to give them access to help. As a writer I fully support this
Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she’s about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita
take me down to slimegirl city where girl is slime and slime has titty
