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girl help the hyperfixation has no content so I can’t drown myself in fantasy :((

[gumidols]

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[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[branewurms]

what the fuck

[astercrash]

I admit I don’t know how a child’s brain works but as an adult the greatest sign of respect I feel capable of giving a child is to act as if they are prophesized to destroy me when they come of age.

[death-threat-collector]

Dread the Chosen One

[aenima1996]

[doyouremem8erme]

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[strawberrycircuits]

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

[strawberrycircuits]

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

[lesbianmarth]

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

[hiddency]

[zsweber-studios]

Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.

[horror-horo-hollow]

For any non-pokemon players:

In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:

Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)

And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship

The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them

In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt

[trekfaerie]

wh

what’s up with buneary???

[bramblepatch]

Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.

[valley-o]

for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you

[alecto-class-nhp-nue]

Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods

[blueapplesiren]

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic post

[spicymochi]

choose your fav fruit snake

[theydidntstaydead]

putting on a cute jacket before I go experience extremely traumatizing horrors that no human should ever go through

[dronnie-sama]

last bouquet 💐

[assiraphales]

there’s very few examples of a TRUE love triangle (most of them are love angles) but looking back and against all odds, the raimi spiderman trilogy managed to pull it off. peter was crushing on mj. mj was crushing on harry. harry was crushing on peter.

triangle

[assiraphales]

another honorable True love triangle mention

[vicholas]

I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.

Remember them during these games.

[animentality]

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

[inkpotsprite]

Okay, I know Damian has a point, but I can't stop looking at his hair. He kind of looks like that baby from the incredibles.

[dailymakotonaegi]

[devilcitrus]

What kind of position is he filming these videos in? Is he laying on his stomach, kicking his feet in the air?

[salivalmagdelena]

hate to ruin the illusion buuut

[devilcitrus]

Horrendous choice. Truly one of the creators of all time

[the-real-seebs]

that is a fascinating choice, think of all the extra effort to produce the illusion of something easy