it's a perfect day for some mayhem!

| Drew | he/him | 28 | infp

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[guerrillatech]

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[copepods]

playing mostly indie games really spoils u in some ways. what do you mean tomodachi life costs 60 american dollars. resident evil 9 is 70 dollars for 18 hours of gameplay? that's like 25% of silksong for 350% of the price. how do people live like this

[senranx]

my danganronpa phase is coming back

[moobieni]

What do you see through the broken mirror

[bitter-rayjay]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[exsequar]

We all need diverse ecosystems

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[thememedaddy]