Blog of Blogyness @gummiegooie - Tumblr Blog

pascalcampion

Rock the boat

liberalsarecool

Stay engaged.

egberts

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

theauthoryperson

and here you are

ourbastardofsorrows

i’ve tormented all of my loved ones with this video, and now you can, too

(video by aquarium of the pacific)

titkoks

toomuchtaylor

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

mongeese

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

blumineck

This tickled me!

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comvi

#Watching a bird with ocd seperate it's food on the plate before eating

jacobtheloofah

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

original post: X

hellenhighwater

You're all required to hear anything I post in a Gonzo voice from now on. That's what I sound like.

valdrinorm

grant o'brien found dead at 37

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

darklynoon-deactivated20170407

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

iamthelowercase

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

apolladay

I don't consider Tumblr social media. Like at all. This is just a place where the most awesome people hang out but the rest of the world doesn't know it exists.