A Tiger Never Changes His Stripes

They call me Moran. Well, the people who don't know me well call me Moran. Or. better yet, sir. If you're one of the few to call me Sebastian, count yourself as lucky Independent Sebastian Moran RP blog. Everyone is welcome. Disclaimer:I am not Sebastian Moran nor am I Daniel Craig this is all in the name of fun

[husbandgoals]

[awhoreslies]

Sebastian Moran. Best marksman in the British army. Dishonorable discharge.

[gun-hand-moran]

Check out this playlist on @8tracks: Dirty Deeds by thatswhatpeopledo.

[syrian-bitch]

Here’s the thing: I’m an asshole. Even if I’m nicer to you than anyone ever has been. Even if I fucking love the shit out of you. Even if you’re my favorite person ever. I am still an asshole. Forever and always

[gun-hand-moran]

asenvoler said: "I can obey orders just fine. Doesn’t mean I have to obey you, though."

"as has been established" Seb sighed before pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration "Look kid, God knows I'm not good with authority either. But you want to live long in this company, you would probably do well to listen instead of assuming you know everything already"

[7percentxsolutions]

"I can hardly argue with that logic." He muttered, catching the lighter and taking a long drag. If there was one way to get on Sherlock’s good side, it was to boost his ego. Of course he was everyone’s favorite. 

"Well, if you’re going to be here, you could be useful. I’m in need of testing this experiment I’ve had in mind for awhile now." John refused to do it, but he refused just about everything. Sherlock would never understand how the man was ever in war if he couldn’t even handle a little electricity in the head or some lizard scales in his clothes. 

[gun-hand-moran]

"Of course you can't." Seb shook his head still smiling. Yet another similarity to Jim. A great mind absolutely sure of it's own superiority. Even with it's odd little quirks "Do me a favor and look up and try to really understand the word sarcasm sometime. No rush of course, just something for the future"

Seb looked over the table trying to piece together exactly what Sherlock had been doing and failing terrifically. "You want me to be your guinea pig? You, of all people? Why the hell would I do that? I like risk, don;t get me wrong... but YOU... You're an entirely different thing. What are you doing anyway?"

[7percentxsolutions]

"I will at least give you that." Sherlock stated, leaning back in his computer chair. "Close the damn door. I’d rather not have the whole hallway know what we do." he said irritated. He still felt good, but he had never been a fan of his door being open.

[gun-hand-moran]

"Damn cranky..." Seb shook his head stepping further into the room and shutting the door behind him "Yeah I'm closing the door. You know, contrary to popular rumors I'm not actually an idiot. Plus I'm not actually aiming to get you expelled... anyway I thought you were supposed to be mellowed by now. Must be a bad mix... makes me glad I brought my own..."

[7percentxsolutions]

"Shit…" He muttered after putting the syringe down, letting out a long breath as the morphine cocaine seven percent solution flooded his veins. Even high, he knew who was coming into his room from the smell of cigarettes and gun powder. "Between you, my brother, and Jim-I’m not sure who is worse about not knocking on my door."

[gun-hand-moran]

"Knocking... that's a word I should know... " Seb smirked before leaning against the frame of Sherlock's door. taking int he sight of Sherlock and trying to figure out just what exactly had been in his syringe and how much Sherlock had left. "Besides, why announce I'm coming when you'll figure out I'm here anyway. And my company has to be nicer that your dear big brother's anyway."

[7percentxsolutions]

It took a great amount of restraint on his part not to toss one of the poisoned darts at the man which would make him throw up for a week and make everything taste like earthworms for two months. Honestly, people do not give him enough credit. “What do you want?” He snapped, standing from his work and going into the kitchen. Picking up a jar that was labeled ‘Poison frogs’, he pulled out a cigarette-one of his many secret stashes. Not even Mycroft would risk looking in case anything that was labeled was actually in it. 

[gun-hand-moran]

Seb smiled and nearly laughed watching Sherlock pout and fuss as he found a cigarette. The man might not be Sebastian's favorite person in the universe, but his similarities and differences to Sebastian's personal favorite genius made Sherlock interesting and compelling. Though, Sebastian would never admit to that. He stretched slightly and shrugged biting his tongue to his snap comment about checking on his favorite insane person, thinking better of it.

 "Bored I suppose." he finally settled on before passing Sherlock his lighter. "Jim doesn't have a difficult playmate so I'm finding all sorts of odd free time. Why not stop off to see everyone's favorite detective" 

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[dynastylnoire]

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[gun-hand-moran]

Malfoy?

[gun-hand-moran]

ooc: been missing you but happy to see youre happy

That’s really sweet of you. I’m glad to be trying to get back. I’m still not at 100%… and I’m still working on coming back to who I was and to opening myself back up. It sucks being sick and having trust issues. I closed off and hurt a lot of people… and I didn’t mean to. There are a lot of people I miss terribly but who I don’t know how to reach out to again… it’s hard opening up to people you hurt even when they did nothing wrong. Possibly more difficult for me than opening up to new people… Especially because I’m also always afraid I’ll do it again. I wander away and close off even to the people who see me every day… but I’m trying. But, so far, every day is a tiny bit better… I’m feeling more like myself again and I’m smiling more. 

It really does mean so much that people care about me. have cared and do still care… 

I wish I knew who this was so that I could offer you a personal hug and let you know just how much kind words like these have helped me to come back to myself… 

So let me just say thank you. And know… I hope you’re happy too, because you have made my day brighter. and life just a little bit easier

[gun-hand-moran]

"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."

"Ah" Seb smiled "Well, if we're going to work together you might want to give me something I can trust. orders obeyed or whatever"

[7percentxsolutions]

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"Give me a cigarette." He ordered, typing away on his phone. The man had to be here because Moriarty didn’t want to do it himself, and as the sniper could kill him without being right there, Sherlock was hardly in fear of his life. But he was jonesing for a smoke.

[gun-hand-moran]

"Yes... because I'm entirely the sort to both give people making demands exactly what they want just because they say so, and to give YOU in particular the things you want" Sebastian shrugged "Though a cigarette does sound nice, thank you for reminding me. It really is rather nice to smoke when I want and not when my flat mate is away" Seb smiled taking a deep drag before exhaling slowly. "addiction... it must be Hellish"

[convolutedcriminal]

gun-hand-moran has entered the kingdom

[convolutedcriminal]

"Well you’re not Wrrooooong."

[gun-hand-moran]

"And I'm also not wrong about you being entirely too arrogant."

[gun-hand-moran]

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"Right… because charity is what I’m known for"

[convolutedcriminal]

"Great idea. You seem to be full of many ideas that are uhm good." 

[gun-hand-moran]

"My ideas are always good. You just only admit it when you're drunk" seb smiled Hoisting Jim up beside him "Can you carry yourself or do I have to be you're noble stead tonight as well?"

[gun-hand-moran]

Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters

"I have no words for an honorless thief."

"What's with giving tree here?"

"That's mine!"

"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."

"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."

"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."

"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."

"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."

"I'm with them."

"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."

"Her/His life is not yours to take."

"Your words mean nothing to me!"

"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"

"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."

"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."

"This is one fight you won't win."

"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."

"You must be joking."

"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."

"You need my what?"

"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"

"Why is this one here?"

"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"I told you I have a plan."

"That was a pretty good plan."

"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"

"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."

"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."

"You're an imbecile."

"What is that?"

"That's

"No one's blowing up moons."

"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."

"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."

"I am not a princess!"

"Your ship is filthy."

"You got issues."

"I can't tell if you're joking or not."

"There are no regulations whatsoever here."

"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."

"This is not respectable establishment."

"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"

"It's just a negotiation tactic."

"He is not my father."

"Why would you risk your life for this?"

"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"The melody is pleasant."

"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"

"He/She has no respect!"

"You just wanna laugh at me!"

"No one's laughin' at you."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"

"I didn't ask to get made!"

"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."

"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."

"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"You shall send a message for me."

"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."

"I will no longer be your slave!"

"What the f-?"

"What do you still have it for?!"

"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"

"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"

"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."

"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."

"Wait here, I'll be back."

"I hated you least."

"You'll die in seconds!"

"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."

"Something incredibly heroic."

"They're all idiots!"

"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"

"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."

"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."

"There's only two of us!"

"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"

"I'm coming for you."

"You dare to oppose me?"

"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"

"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"

"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."

"How about trying to

"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."

"I have a plan."

"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."

"I have part of a plan."

"That's a fake laugh."

"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."

"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"I will fight beside you."

"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."

"This is a terrible plan."

"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."

"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"For the record, I advised against trusting you."

"They got my dick message!"

"No one talks to my friends like that."

"Finger to the throat means death."

"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"

"Dance off bro, me and you!"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"

"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."

"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."

"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"