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Hey guys, I'm Reynaldo!

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[agreedt]

If you played 'Pokemon' video games as a kid, an area of your brain, just behind your ears, may help you recognize the characters now.

“If you played Pokémon video games extensively as a kid, there’s a good chance that a specific region of your brain gets fired up when you see the characters now. In a recent study, researchers from Stanford University showed test subjects hundreds of Pokémon characters. As you might expect, the brains of longtime Pokémon fans responded more than those unfamiliar with the game. But what’s more surprising is that, in all of the fans, a specific brain fold responded, an area just behind the ears, called the occipitotemporal sulcus.“

[bladder420-deactivated20190726]

I see Skuntank and dopamine fills my brain

[superwhiff]

I love this article because it suggests that I have a specific part of my brain dedicated to remembering and appreciating pokemon. Like this obsession has physically manifested on my brain

[idesofmerch-deactivated20181215]

Here’s my very important Batman head canon

[weeniebagel]

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

[weeniebagel]

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

[pissvortex]

fuck you thats not his name

[weeniebagel]

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.

[teatimewithraine]

I'm sorry but the monolith being found in Utah then disappearing and an identical (if not the same) one appearing in Romania is either the most elaborate prank I've laid witness to or the most concerning mystery of the year

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[tricornking]

I'm just going to leave this here

[horsecrash]

girl i can make your dick honk

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[coyotepack-official]

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

[cryptspren-moved]

i dont know what word the kid knows but uh oh

[nineprotons]

The kid now knows how to say “motherfucker”. Because it’s a quote from the movie ‘Die Hard’ in which Bruce says, “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”

[cryptspren-moved]

UH OH

[fogtier]

here’s MY favorite dynamics

[batterskull]

[markocomics]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.

In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.

Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.

They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.

In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.

I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that

[fuks]

[spellswisp]

summer mood

[spellswisp]

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

[siltyloames]

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

[the-amethyst-butterfly]

he runs carrying a Great Dane in his arms with little to no effort almost daily, of course Shaggy is jacked

[sunsetcloudzz]

Why leave this in the tags

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

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