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[saltmatey]

peachy. everything’s just peachy.

[gunguy1011]

This would be more fun if I had followers

[gunguy1011]

The reason that it phones lock you out after a few failed password attempts is so sonic can't try every password to unlock your phone

[gunguy1011]

Isn't it messed up you need a clock to be able to set another clock

[longliveteufort]

Merry Smissmas @shreddedartist !!! One of your prompts was christmas related dadspy and my goblin brain couldnt help but pick that lmao- hope ya like it!!

[fruit-teeth]

Miss Pauling: Scout, what the hell do you think you’re doing!?

Scout: makin a bowl of cereal Miss P, what’s it look like?

Miss Pauling: yeah but how’d you get in my house????

Scout: *jumps out the window and escapes*

[gunguy1011]

get your kicks, en route 66

[gunguy1011]

Someone was late to the concert last night because some idiot crashed into their car.

I mean, I crashed into someone and I made it on time

[gunguy1011]

Unpopular opinion, but Heavy from tf2 could beat Dracula in a fight no contest

[gunguy1011]

DK was the best to pick in the original Mario party because when you'd win he'd sing feel good inc.