Gunker

IM A GODDAMN GENIUS #ThankGodForIEDs

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Takaba Limited himself by not Immediately Turning Hazenoki into a Ball and Throwing him into a Football Field

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People will walk up to you and say "put SLIPPI TOAD IN SMASH BROS" and expect you not spill mustard on their New shoes

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My stupud Woke son told me to install this website Wheres the Boobs

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Shoutout my Homosexual Fans

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vomits all over the floor

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Comic about Alex being the worst protag, we love him though

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Oh.. that's Krong making art of problematica media...

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doing research on fgs for fun and i realized that tekken struck a perfect balance between a villain and a protag. For example, here's a comparison between Kazuya and Demitri from Darkstalkers (1 and 2 Specifically.)

Demitri Maximoff is in canon the ruler of the monster world of darkstalkers. Kazuya's just a dude who got thrown into a volcano by his dad.

Suprisingly, Kazuya was the one who lasted. Because Namco took the time to flesh him out as a character and stick with him.

Demitri was not a fan favorite. In fact, him being a shoto made him the exact opposite. Didn't help that his only plot relevance was initially just running a tournament.

Demitri failed because Capcom didn't think anyone gave a fuck. Kazuya succeeded because Bamco thought people DID give a fuck.

just something interesting i noticed in FG history.

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MAAAN I JUST LOOKED UP THEIR RENDERS ON GOOGLE THE SMASH RESULT WAS THE FIRST THING

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Comic about Alex being the worst protag, we love him though

[gunkshake]

doing research on fgs for fun and i realized that tekken struck a perfect balance between a villain and a protag. For example, here's a comparison between Kazuya and Demitri from Darkstalkers (1 and 2 Specifically.)

Demitri Maximoff is in canon the ruler of the monster world of darkstalkers. Kazuya's just a dude who got thrown into a volcano by his dad.

Suprisingly, Kazuya was the one who lasted. Because Namco took the time to flesh him out as a character and stick with him.

Demitri was not a fan favorite. In fact, him being a shoto made him the exact opposite. Didn't help that his only plot relevance was initially just running a tournament.

Demitri failed because Capcom didn't think anyone gave a fuck. Kazuya succeeded because Bamco thought people DID give a fuck.

just something interesting i noticed in FG history.

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in conclusion capcom PLEAAASE BRING HIS SHIT BACK AND KILL KEIJI INAFUNE

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doing research on fgs for fun and i realized that tekken struck a perfect balance between a villain and a protag. For example, here's a comparison between Kazuya and Demitri from Darkstalkers (1 and 2 Specifically.)

Demitri Maximoff is in canon the ruler of the monster world of darkstalkers. Kazuya's just a dude who got thrown into a volcano by his dad.

Suprisingly, Kazuya was the one who lasted. Because Namco took the time to flesh him out as a character and stick with him.

Demitri was not a fan favorite. In fact, him being a shoto made him the exact opposite. Didn't help that his only plot relevance was initially just running a tournament.

Demitri failed because Capcom didn't think anyone gave a fuck. Kazuya succeeded because Bamco thought people DID give a fuck.

just something interesting i noticed in FG history.

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hello one piece fandom

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someone asked how aphrodi’s balls don’t pop when he sits with one leg over the other and now I’m curious

I unfortunately don’t possess male genitalia so I can’t comment however I was wondering if u could hypothesise for me instead

thank you father

I was about to sleep, can’t you ask your dad this shit or something

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Ok but if I absolutely have to

Let’s say you have a squeezy stress toy

One of these

When applied a squeezing pressure, the green parts are pushed forward to avoid getting popped, damaging the stress toy

That’s what happens when a guy crosses he legs, his balls move downwards to avoid getting popped

Never ask this again or anything else relating to genitalia, I’m tired and don’t feel like talking to someone who’s probably older than me how balls work, please just Google it no matter how shameful, I really felt uncomfortable trying to explain this

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this testicle physics shit get serious

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I redrafted it like three times trying to describe it without just saying “ballsack go smoosh”

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i hope you get therapy for what this has done to your psyche

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someone asked how aphrodi’s balls don’t pop when he sits with one leg over the other and now I’m curious

I unfortunately don’t possess male genitalia so I can’t comment however I was wondering if u could hypothesise for me instead

thank you father

I was about to sleep, can’t you ask your dad this shit or something

[krongulous]

Ok but if I absolutely have to

Let’s say you have a squeezy stress toy

One of these

When applied a squeezing pressure, the green parts are pushed forward to avoid getting popped, damaging the stress toy

That’s what happens when a guy crosses he legs, his balls move downwards to avoid getting popped

Never ask this again or anything else relating to genitalia, I’m tired and don’t feel like talking to someone who’s probably older than me how balls work, please just Google it no matter how shameful, I really felt uncomfortable trying to explain this

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this testicle physics shit get serious

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Family Guy has been cancelled……….. I’m coming….. Diane Simmons…….

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Poor thing... #SaveFamilyGuy

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how do you guys think EvilMario666 is feeling now that twitter isn't dying

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I'm the token mexican friend of @krongulous so if you ever get any complaints about jokes about mexicans he makes you gotta go through me first