GUNGLI

The lack of elf gun content is frankly really sad, I guess I’ll have to make my own with the zero talent I have.

Dwarf too!

We shall make more content together friend!

Not what I would normally do , for a pointy eared elf! But with gun, GUn!

That was a joke! I will be glad to create more content with you, friend. They don’t call me elf friend for nothing!

Don’t argue fellow fellowGUNship members. We still have a long way to go.

Of course aragun! My apologies! We are off to find our hobbit friends (they also have guns)

Please, if you may. Do. Not. Give. Peregun. Took. a gun.

pereguntook

too late

PEREGUN. Please put that down. A gun is not a toy. Remember what Faramir (with a gun) said, “I do not love the bright glock for its sharpness, nor the bullet for its swiftness, nor the gun for it’s glory. I love only that which they defend.”

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

Not to start any discourse but elves will always make better guns than dwarves.

You elves are fine workers of wood, sure. But metalwork? Leave that to the dwarves!!

A very diplomatic answer my friend but it does not change the facts. Elves are also capable of fine metal work.

Watch this! *shoots my giant DWARVEN glock!!*

;} nice

Legunlas, you have a filthy mind. *blows smoke off my glock*

gollgun

Gollgun will get the precious back using Gollgun’s gun

Fuck…

Remember that time I slid down the stairs firing my guns with deadly precision at the battle of Helms Deep? Yeah me too.

That was pretty good! Still, I shot more at Helm’s deep with my trusty GUN!

pereguntook

I shot into a well at Moria!

You sure did, you Fool of a Took!!

#thats what should have happend i say

All that is Glock does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The pistol that is strong does not wither,

Black powder is not reached by the frost.

From the trigger, a fire shall be woken,

A spark from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be gun that was broken,

The crown less again shall be king.

#wise as ever...

juliastiles

postmodernismruinedme

excuse the way too late shitty meme but I was studying accounting and this seemed much more fun to do

@legunlas @gunli is this how it went down?

Just about, he also brought pretty cool guns

Yes! The best Dwarvish guns!!

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

Excuse my humble brag but I can snipe further than any other being in middle earth

It’s true! THat’s my Legunlas for you!!

@bregun I am assuming from your neighs and stomping that you are asking about a wedding and you wish to be invited? well friend, I am not sure what wedding you are referring to but I will be sure to make sure you are invited to what ever it is!

@bregun would be a fine addition to any wedding, I’d say!!

@legunlas , help me interpret! You are better with animals than I.

@bregun says that you should invite him to the wedding you are throwing “you funky little dwarf” I did not know you were throwing a wedding? For who?

Oh update @bregun has spoken again and he says “ For you and the dwarf man that wedding” it seems that we are getting married? he also asks when the wedding is? Also he called me a stupid gay elf and i resent that @gunli

Oh, are we? Seems like a fine arragnement to me!!

@bregun When we know the date, we’ll let you know straightaway! A wedding in the glittering caves is not one to be missed!!

And @legunlas ! You are a stupid gay elf, to be fair!!

penny-anna

Legolas/Gimli in the Undying Lands moodboard for @eryniion

Call out for @gunli who months ago wrote this, screenshotted it and chose to send it very very late at night and refused to answer my questions.