Legolas but with a gun @legunlas - Tumblr Blog

*remembers this blog is a thing and slides in*

Where... Where did you all come from, please leave

*slides away and closes door*

#Is this the content yall wanted from me?#I'm not posting anymore #I'm a one hit wonder kids now leave me alone

#sneaking in a tag #yes this is signed by who you think it is #yes i did bring it to him #no i did not explain

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

theawesomeadventurer

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

witkneec

Erin, my very gay wife, was obsessed with lotr and Orlando Bloom- specifically Legolas- when she was growing up. She had posters. She had pencils. She had tshirts. If it had his face on it, she owned it. Three weeks ago, I went home to my parent’s for the first time in a minute. My 16 year old sister was writing letters on lined, green, Legolas paper. I thought it was hysterical bc I give Erin so. much. shit. about loving a dude I think looks like the loveliest of ladies so I took a picture of it and sent it with a text making fun of my sister’s dorky love for Mr. Bloom. It took her a few minutes to respond. When she did, she just sent this:

That’s mine, you asshole. The last time your sisters came to visit, I gave them a bunch of art supplies and Anna wanted it so I gave it to her. You tell her I’m proud of her. And that no matter what you say, he is not. a. gateway. to. lesbianism.

That was last month.

Guess whose sister just called to schedule dinner with her gay sister and her wife so they can meet her new girlfriend?

9r7g5h

Legolas is 10000% a gateway to lesbianism. I’m the gayest gay to ever gay, and he was my go to “crush” because he was so pretty.

parseltongueed

I’m highkey crying. I have an obsession with him.

aragun

@legunlas This is a call out for you.

cowboylegolas

aragorn, practicing his elvish: hey what’s up?

legolas: ??????

aragorn, adjusting his dialect: oh sorry.. howdy how yall doin today

legolas: OH howdy!! :) what’s truckin partner

bilgun-bagguns

@aragun @legunlas

legunlas

I just own a gun... I'm not a "cowboy" but I appreciate that you thought of me

wetmeatchaperone

Drew gimli but with a rocket launcher

#Gimli you look so handsome ;}

wetmeatchaperone

Not a big fan of elves but this ones alright

legunlas

I love this! A wonderful picture of me!

#Fuck! This is amazing!

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

All that is gold ain’t done glitter Not every offroader is lost The coot who’s got spurs, he ain’t wither Only tumbleweed suffers from frost

Light that ol’ fifty-gal smoker, Haul some lawn chairs around in a ring, Repair the old tractor that’s broken Got our belt buckles shinin’ like kings.

snakebitcat

Not all y'all who mosey are lost.

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gundor will see it done.

legunlas

So boromir (with a gun) has finally arrived

boromir-with-a-gun

Sorry I’m late, the journey from Gundor took a while (and also maybe I chilled with the rohirrim a little bit too long)

legunlas

All is well, as long as your here now! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

wh-what the hell are all these '[x lotr character] but with a gun' blogs they're everywhere and im not sure i can function anymore knowing this

Good question friend, it is simply the way of life on middle earth (with guns)

(if you wanna know the real awnser it was a prank on a friend that got really popular, it's a long story)

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gundor will see it done.

legunlas

So boromir (with a gun) has finally arrived

samepictureoflegolas

Happy Hanukkah!

em-niwa

Everyone snap snap the beautiful Amralime Anthology Fanbook- it’s full of Hobbit and art what more do you need (plus my page is there with a tiny bilbo)