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@pereguntook
my hot take
oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape
Gandalf: man is a featherless biped.
Merry, bursting into the room, brandishing a naked Pippin: BEHOLD, A MAN!
all of sam’s daughters are lesbians actually
tags by @penny-anna
pippin named his son faramir????
“Yoof (yikes + oof)”
— Peregrin Took
positive fellowship alignment chart (from here)
and for some reason sam being on the sexy tab is the funniest thing in the worldas funny as it is i might’ve placed him on the genuine tab
in my lesbian (ie, in this context pointless) opinion Sam is objectively the sexiest member of the fellowship
As a bi/pansexual I feel slightly more qualified to weigh in on this.
Sam is sexy af, but not in an traditional way.
Sam is the guy who will take care of you. He’ll bring you breakfast in bed made from vegetables from his garden and eggs from his chickens. He’ll build a fire in the evening and rub your feet.
Sam is Farmers Market sexy.
Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.
Merry: ?I am now
Boromir: what are baby hobbits called
Merry: …hobbit… babies?
Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?
Merry: hobbit babies.
Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.
Merry: hobbit. babies.
Boromir: but what are they called?
Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*
Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called
~next morning~
Merry: hey Boromir
Boromir: hm?
Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.
Merry: or did I dream that
Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question
Merry: yes I did
Boromir: no you didn’t
Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.
Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about
Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits
Sam: ……you mean… babies?
Merry: exactly
Boromir: ………….OH
Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.
Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word
Merry: what would it even… be
Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING
Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS
Pippin: BOBBITS
Merry: no
Pippin: I’m making it happen
Merry: nO
Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.
Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose
Pippin: ……………wow.
*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*
*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*
@boromemeofgondor
@faramirsonofdenethor
fucking superb you funky little hobbits
@frodo-bagguns I drew Frodo with really pointy feet
ah yes. I will kick people with them. additionally weaponry. thank you so much <3
@boromir-with-a-gun
Will you carry @meriaglockbrandybuck and I? It’s so cold and gimli said you have big guns
All that is Glock does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The pistol that is strong does not wither,
Black powder is not reached by the frost.
From the trigger, a fire shall be woken,
A spark from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be gun that was broken,
The crown less again shall be king.
every picture of keanu reeves is big aragorn energy and you can quote me on that
aragorn getting ready for the battle of helms deep
aragorn trying eowyn’s cooking
aragorn alone in the middle of a forest trying to figure out where legolas and gimli have been for the past two hours
I now need you to make a caption to this pic, because my creative hours are suddenly out. I’m begging you, please.
Aragorn when Pippin asks for second breakfast like he didnt have a buffet three minutes ago
Hey listen do you KNOW how hard the sheer power of the mere concept of peregrin took but with a gun just hit m
peregrin twink
Gandalf: my son now
Pippin: Gandalf how many times do I have to tell you, I already have a father
Gandalf: so?
Merry: I’m on the market for a new dad actually
Gandalf: fuck off Merry
i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus