BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN

A complete disaster of a human who also really likes robots, space, cats, and now trains

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[moistmailman]

Zelda, watching Link’s adventure and seeing him painfully tumble down a large rocky mountain while simultaneously eating 7 full meals on the way down just in order to survive the fall:

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gay🏖irl

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[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[macarbe]

[creature-phases]

Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health

[loveydoveykirk]

@loveydoveybi

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[luisonte]

[ceevee5]

For the love of God, sound on.

[myrandomstuffpage]

Ma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[gwapg1rl]

New year, new me!!!!!! *Burns off finger prints*

[dci-agent-dtle]

Happy birthday to all the McElroy brothers except griffin

[unorthodoxchronicles]

i hate this post because i was worried for a split second griffin did something shitty but no- travis and justin were both born on the same day in seperste years

[minatokun]

Accounting majors who hurt you

[karnalesbian]

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

[veterinaryrambles]

Lilies, including the pollen, are FATAL to cats!

[therestlesswitch]

It’s nearing that time again. Remember, if you have a cat, don’t bring Easter lillies, or any in the same family, into your home!

[plantanarchy]

Of all the plants people claim to be toxic to cats, this is THE plant to watch out for.

Poinsettias? potentially irritating sap, would need excessive doses to be toxic. Pothos? mildly irritating crystals in the leaves. Lilies? Organ failure.

Specifically, plants in the genus Lilium (Easter, Oriental, Tiger, Stargazer, etc etc) are the bad ones. Lily is a common name shared among a lot of different plants, some more or less toxic, but it’s the Liliums that are documented to be deadly to cats, specifically in causing kidney failure.

Amaryllis and Daffodils are other lily relatives that can be toxic, though not to the same level.

Daylilies (Hemerocalis) are unrelated plants but often listed as toxic (I’ve seen some debates from daylily people as to how true this is but better safe than sorry).

Lily of the Valley (Convallaria majalis) is not actually a lily but is very toxic to humans as well as animals, though for different reasons than Liliums, causing cardiac issues.

Peace Lilies (Spathiphyllum) are also unrelated and closer in the level of toxicity as a pothos, containing mildly irritating crystals but not deadly

Azalea/Rhododendrons are also a potential spring bloomer I would look out for, especially as I’ve seen a rise in popularity of the forced florist type azaleas this spring as an indoor pot plant. Ingestion can cause organ failure.

[shencomix]

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