misery & company

nicolaus klein; could kick your ass but probably won't. gh: twoghcsts

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so many celebrities why did they let me in

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catch me asking you weird questions half in english half in german later on

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me as fuck

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bist du deutscher? 

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Halb deutsch, halb italienisch

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catch me asking you weird questions half in english half in german later on

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me as fuck

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I'm going to look like such a damn bum tonight

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♫ Get down, it’s saturday night. Saturday night, saturday night. Ex Machina dir. Alex Garland (2015)

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Nearly posted my nudes but I caught myself just in time, thank god for not being THAT drunk yet. My name is Nicolaus but just calling me Nico works fine. I'm your local tough guy that's really into 90s rock and mourning Chris Cornell deeply. Catch me on hangouts in you're so inclined to do so at twoghcsts.

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ok i have a theme now you can look 

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it’s lucky tumblr won’t let me tag camila so i can’t scold her

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dont look at my ugly blog until i fix my theme

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@dadshirtemoji I'm going to have that stuck in my head for the following week or two thank you

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@bvkedblvd been an absolute angel to anyone I've ever crossed paths with? you're right, I've been so terrible

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@bvkedblvd you talk like I've done shit to you

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@bvkedblvd way to crush dreams

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I had a dream last night that Harry Styles was serenading me and I woke up with rose colored glasses on. If anyone has those digits then help a guy out. Call me Nico, short for Nicolaus, I'm the guy that caused the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" signs to start popping up in businesses nationwide. I don't know if it was my bad habit of getting drunk and taking my clothes off or because I would go grab something to eat after the gym still sweaty and half naked and that's a health code violation. Either way, I'm trying to learn to keep my clothes on. My hangouts is twoghcsts (shit, I'm obsessed) if you want to see pictures of my cat or go with me to grab something to eat, those are really your only options for communication

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And while I paint the sky red and gold It’s the ocean that makes sense to you