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@gunpowdrtim
"I'm not gonna start a gunpowder tim roleplay account just to be unhinged" I say. "I don't need another roleplay account" I say. But here I am.
Account is run by an adult, feel free to be weird. I know I'm gonna be at least.
And if you're here because I'm being unhinged on your old post,
Hi! Hope your day is going well! I have no impulse control!
Update: I was instantly flagged. I am not subtle. Friendahip comes with the curse of being known, and thus becoming predictable.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 20
Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)
Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
GUNPOWDER TIM
I AM A LESBIAN AND GUNPOWDER TIM
MECHS FANS PLEASE VOTE HIM
GUNPOWDER TIM VOTE GUNPOWEDER TIM PLEASEEEEEEE
is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins
Anyways since when was I in a relationship with Tim and Bertie.
When did that happen?
You've never heard of a unicorn?
Boom guessssss what, it's more Gunpowder Tim
It's important to me that everypony knows the moon spins.
Dear mechs rp blogs: Could you all start tagging your posts mechanisms rp? Or something filterable?
(☝️ seconding this! I understand wanting people to see your roleplay posts but generally putting your roleplay threads in the main tags tend to just get you blocked by people)
(If we stick to the rp tags a lot of people will be a lot happier with us :3 )
you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body
I'm gonna eat your gender
I would rather you not, thank you very much.
However- @gunpowdrtim may have some gender in supply if you are in desperate need.
Can't have shit on the aurora! Can't even have my fucking gender!
Oh yeah I just sprinkle my gaypowder everywhere and light it into a big fagsplosion
Sigh, Tim, whatever will the conservatives say.
They can say whatever the fuck they want they're dying in the fagsplosion
Oh yeah I just sprinkle my gaypowder everywhere and light it into a big fagsplosion
liberals want me to get treated for this gunshot wound. foolish
@gunpowdrtim
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST SUN
Also I'm holding Tim Jr hostage. So.
*Celest doesn't see Tim at first, until a bullet hits the wall only a few centimeters away from their face. And there, just down the hallway, stands Tim. And he does not look happy.*
Put. Him. Down.
*Celest takes a second to calm their now very frayed nerves (it takes all their will to not flinch) before turning around, walking over and holding Tim Jr out to him.*
You know I wouldn't actually hurt him, right?
*He grabs Tim Jr. quickly, giving the octokitten a few quick pets, cooing and kissing his forehead. Tim Jr. fully does not care. Tim Sr. then scowls at Celest*
You still catnapped him! I'll tell you that's a spcrime punishable by death around these parts
I gave him back didn't I? No bribes, no extortion for money or something. Also you're one to talk...
*Celest is shuffling around, adjusting their weight from foot to foot awkwardly, they look... Kind of purple? It's not something you'd notice at first glance until you realise their entire face is far more purple than the rest of their body.*
You bribed me to come talk to you-
*He groans, cutting himself off. Tim Jr starts walking away, which Tim doesn't seem to mind. He squints at Celest. He notices something's different, but he's not sure what*
*When they notice him staring, they stand up a bit straighter, their tail curling around their legs out of habit, the feathered end flicking from side to side, they do it sometimes when anxious.*
...Are you feeling alright? Did you break something again?
*Celest just stands there for a moment, before leaning over and giving him a small kiss on the cheek.*
*They then turn around to leave, but the only thing behind them is the airlock, so they just go into the airlock and curl up in the furthest corner in a feathery ball of pure embarrassment.*
What are you-
*He starts, still frustrated as they lean closer, pausing as they kiss his cheek. His face grows warm and he furrows his brows with an angry scowl. He looks as if he's about to say something, but he just looks at them as they go into the airlock*
*They can't hear how he mutters and grumbles to himself, but they can hear muffled swearing, followed by a metal "THUNK" as he throws something at the floor, which is followed directly by a gunshot, and another loud swear. After a few moments he enters the airlock, red as a tomato, still looking a healthy amount of angry.*
Right, you threaten my son just to kiss me and leave?! Is that what you're fucking up to?!
*Celest is also extremely red, well, purple but you get the point, they are also very flustered. Their feathers are ruffling, flattening, ruffling again.*
Sorry?
I'm going to fucking kill you
*He says, voice cracking a normal amount, as he stomps over and picks them up, holding them so they're at eye level with each other*
I'm gonna- you're...
*He grimaces quite a bit*
Fuck you!
*He says, shaking them a bit as he kisses thier cheek, he looks furious but he's being quite gentle*
*Celest blinks, processing the kiss for a moment, then curls their wings around themselves and hiding their face, which feels like it's burning right now.*
*He sets them down gently so that he can pace a bit*
What's wrong with you?!
*Is all he manages to say after a moment*
A lot.
*They sit back down, their wings coming down from covering their face, at least for the most part, their ears are still hidden but if clear they are blushing.*
Fucking clearly! You start off being all sweet to me, then you start avoiding me by all fucking means- I could hear you muttering in the closets and vents the whole time, by the way, then you kiss me?! And you kidnap my son as well?!
I thought you were upset about your wing! I thought you didn't want to be around me!
Okay, the avoiding you stuff was not about my wing. Different things, I'm over that... As long as you don't break my wing again.
*They are still kind of salty about their wing, but hey, it doesn't seem like he's going to be doing it again in a hurry.*
Yeah, I'll stab you somewhere else next time.
*He says it as if it's a completely normal sentence. He takes a deep breath.*
So, do you fancy me then?
HUH?!
*Celest blushes bright purple, their feathers fluffing up and tail lashing in... Anger? Confusion?*
Uh- shut up!
Right so you don't like me at all then is that it?
Do not put words in my mouth Gunpowder.
*They stand up, pretending to be upset.*
Well maybe you should say the words yourself, then!
Yeah, words are hard- Tim, have we established that emotions are not easy for me? Because if not I need you to know that.
*Tim takes a really slow, shaky breath*
Right. Celest?
Usually people work out their emotions before they start kissing people.
@gunpowdrtim
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST SUN
Also I'm holding Tim Jr hostage. So.
*Celest doesn't see Tim at first, until a bullet hits the wall only a few centimeters away from their face. And there, just down the hallway, stands Tim. And he does not look happy.*
Put. Him. Down.
*Celest takes a second to calm their now very frayed nerves (it takes all their will to not flinch) before turning around, walking over and holding Tim Jr out to him.*
You know I wouldn't actually hurt him, right?
*He grabs Tim Jr. quickly, giving the octokitten a few quick pets, cooing and kissing his forehead. Tim Jr. fully does not care. Tim Sr. then scowls at Celest*
You still catnapped him! I'll tell you that's a spcrime punishable by death around these parts
I gave him back didn't I? No bribes, no extortion for money or something. Also you're one to talk...
*Celest is shuffling around, adjusting their weight from foot to foot awkwardly, they look... Kind of purple? It's not something you'd notice at first glance until you realise their entire face is far more purple than the rest of their body.*
You bribed me to come talk to you-
*He groans, cutting himself off. Tim Jr starts walking away, which Tim doesn't seem to mind. He squints at Celest. He notices something's different, but he's not sure what*
*When they notice him staring, they stand up a bit straighter, their tail curling around their legs out of habit, the feathered end flicking from side to side, they do it sometimes when anxious.*
...Are you feeling alright? Did you break something again?
*Celest just stands there for a moment, before leaning over and giving him a small kiss on the cheek.*
*They then turn around to leave, but the only thing behind them is the airlock, so they just go into the airlock and curl up in the furthest corner in a feathery ball of pure embarrassment.*
What are you-
*He starts, still frustrated as they lean closer, pausing as they kiss his cheek. His face grows warm and he furrows his brows with an angry scowl. He looks as if he's about to say something, but he just looks at them as they go into the airlock*
*They can't hear how he mutters and grumbles to himself, but they can hear muffled swearing, followed by a metal "THUNK" as he throws something at the floor, which is followed directly by a gunshot, and another loud swear. After a few moments he enters the airlock, red as a tomato, still looking a healthy amount of angry.*
Right, you threaten my son just to kiss me and leave?! Is that what you're fucking up to?!
*Celest is also extremely red, well, purple but you get the point, they are also very flustered. Their feathers are ruffling, flattening, ruffling again.*
Sorry?
I'm going to fucking kill you
*He says, voice cracking a normal amount, as he stomps over and picks them up, holding them so they're at eye level with each other*
I'm gonna- you're...
*He grimaces quite a bit*
Fuck you!
*He says, shaking them a bit as he kisses thier cheek, he looks furious but he's being quite gentle*
*Celest blinks, processing the kiss for a moment, then curls their wings around themselves and hiding their face, which feels like it's burning right now.*
*He sets them down gently so that he can pace a bit*
What's wrong with you?!
*Is all he manages to say after a moment*
A lot.
*They sit back down, their wings coming down from covering their face, at least for the most part, their ears are still hidden but if clear they are blushing.*
Fucking clearly! You start off being all sweet to me, then you start avoiding me by all fucking means- I could hear you muttering in the closets and vents the whole time, by the way, then you kiss me?! And you kidnap my son as well?!
I thought you were upset about your wing! I thought you didn't want to be around me!
Okay, the avoiding you stuff was not about my wing. Different things, I'm over that... As long as you don't break my wing again.
*They are still kind of salty about their wing, but hey, it doesn't seem like he's going to be doing it again in a hurry.*
Yeah, I'll stab you somewhere else next time.
*He says it as if it's a completely normal sentence. He takes a deep breath.*
So, do you fancy me then?
HUH?!
*Celest blushes bright purple, their feathers fluffing up and tail lashing in... Anger? Confusion?*
Uh- shut up!
Right so you don't like me at all then is that it?
Do not put words in my mouth Gunpowder.
*They stand up, pretending to be upset.*
Well maybe you should say the words yourself, then!
@gunpowdrtim
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST SUN
Also I'm holding Tim Jr hostage. So.
*Celest doesn't see Tim at first, until a bullet hits the wall only a few centimeters away from their face. And there, just down the hallway, stands Tim. And he does not look happy.*
Put. Him. Down.
*Celest takes a second to calm their now very frayed nerves (it takes all their will to not flinch) before turning around, walking over and holding Tim Jr out to him.*
You know I wouldn't actually hurt him, right?
*He grabs Tim Jr. quickly, giving the octokitten a few quick pets, cooing and kissing his forehead. Tim Jr. fully does not care. Tim Sr. then scowls at Celest*
You still catnapped him! I'll tell you that's a spcrime punishable by death around these parts
I gave him back didn't I? No bribes, no extortion for money or something. Also you're one to talk...
*Celest is shuffling around, adjusting their weight from foot to foot awkwardly, they look... Kind of purple? It's not something you'd notice at first glance until you realise their entire face is far more purple than the rest of their body.*
You bribed me to come talk to you-
*He groans, cutting himself off. Tim Jr starts walking away, which Tim doesn't seem to mind. He squints at Celest. He notices something's different, but he's not sure what*
*When they notice him staring, they stand up a bit straighter, their tail curling around their legs out of habit, the feathered end flicking from side to side, they do it sometimes when anxious.*
...Are you feeling alright? Did you break something again?
*Celest just stands there for a moment, before leaning over and giving him a small kiss on the cheek.*
*They then turn around to leave, but the only thing behind them is the airlock, so they just go into the airlock and curl up in the furthest corner in a feathery ball of pure embarrassment.*
What are you-
*He starts, still frustrated as they lean closer, pausing as they kiss his cheek. His face grows warm and he furrows his brows with an angry scowl. He looks as if he's about to say something, but he just looks at them as they go into the airlock*
*They can't hear how he mutters and grumbles to himself, but they can hear muffled swearing, followed by a metal "THUNK" as he throws something at the floor, which is followed directly by a gunshot, and another loud swear. After a few moments he enters the airlock, red as a tomato, still looking a healthy amount of angry.*
Right, you threaten my son just to kiss me and leave?! Is that what you're fucking up to?!
*Celest is also extremely red, well, purple but you get the point, they are also very flustered. Their feathers are ruffling, flattening, ruffling again.*
Sorry?
I'm going to fucking kill you
*He says, voice cracking a normal amount, as he stomps over and picks them up, holding them so they're at eye level with each other*
I'm gonna- you're...
*He grimaces quite a bit*
Fuck you!
*He says, shaking them a bit as he kisses thier cheek, he looks furious but he's being quite gentle*
*Celest blinks, processing the kiss for a moment, then curls their wings around themselves and hiding their face, which feels like it's burning right now.*
*He sets them down gently so that he can pace a bit*
What's wrong with you?!
*Is all he manages to say after a moment*
A lot.
*They sit back down, their wings coming down from covering their face, at least for the most part, their ears are still hidden but if clear they are blushing.*
Fucking clearly! You start off being all sweet to me, then you start avoiding me by all fucking means- I could hear you muttering in the closets and vents the whole time, by the way, then you kiss me?! And you kidnap my son as well?!
I thought you were upset about your wing! I thought you didn't want to be around me!
Okay, the avoiding you stuff was not about my wing. Different things, I'm over that... As long as you don't break my wing again.
*They are still kind of salty about their wing, but hey, it doesn't seem like he's going to be doing it again in a hurry.*
Yeah, I'll stab you somewhere else next time.
*He says it as if it's a completely normal sentence. He takes a deep breath.*
So, do you fancy me then?
HUH?!
*Celest blushes bright purple, their feathers fluffing up and tail lashing in... Anger? Confusion?*
Uh- shut up!
Right so you don't like me at all then is that it?
@gunpowdrtim
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST SUN
Also I'm holding Tim Jr hostage. So.
*Celest doesn't see Tim at first, until a bullet hits the wall only a few centimeters away from their face. And there, just down the hallway, stands Tim. And he does not look happy.*
Put. Him. Down.
*Celest takes a second to calm their now very frayed nerves (it takes all their will to not flinch) before turning around, walking over and holding Tim Jr out to him.*
You know I wouldn't actually hurt him, right?
*He grabs Tim Jr. quickly, giving the octokitten a few quick pets, cooing and kissing his forehead. Tim Jr. fully does not care. Tim Sr. then scowls at Celest*
You still catnapped him! I'll tell you that's a spcrime punishable by death around these parts
I gave him back didn't I? No bribes, no extortion for money or something. Also you're one to talk...
*Celest is shuffling around, adjusting their weight from foot to foot awkwardly, they look... Kind of purple? It's not something you'd notice at first glance until you realise their entire face is far more purple than the rest of their body.*
You bribed me to come talk to you-
*He groans, cutting himself off. Tim Jr starts walking away, which Tim doesn't seem to mind. He squints at Celest. He notices something's different, but he's not sure what*
*When they notice him staring, they stand up a bit straighter, their tail curling around their legs out of habit, the feathered end flicking from side to side, they do it sometimes when anxious.*
...Are you feeling alright? Did you break something again?
*Celest just stands there for a moment, before leaning over and giving him a small kiss on the cheek.*
*They then turn around to leave, but the only thing behind them is the airlock, so they just go into the airlock and curl up in the furthest corner in a feathery ball of pure embarrassment.*
What are you-
*He starts, still frustrated as they lean closer, pausing as they kiss his cheek. His face grows warm and he furrows his brows with an angry scowl. He looks as if he's about to say something, but he just looks at them as they go into the airlock*
*They can't hear how he mutters and grumbles to himself, but they can hear muffled swearing, followed by a metal "THUNK" as he throws something at the floor, which is followed directly by a gunshot, and another loud swear. After a few moments he enters the airlock, red as a tomato, still looking a healthy amount of angry.*
Right, you threaten my son just to kiss me and leave?! Is that what you're fucking up to?!
*Celest is also extremely red, well, purple but you get the point, they are also very flustered. Their feathers are ruffling, flattening, ruffling again.*
Sorry?
I'm going to fucking kill you
*He says, voice cracking a normal amount, as he stomps over and picks them up, holding them so they're at eye level with each other*
I'm gonna- you're...
*He grimaces quite a bit*
Fuck you!
*He says, shaking them a bit as he kisses thier cheek, he looks furious but he's being quite gentle*
*Celest blinks, processing the kiss for a moment, then curls their wings around themselves and hiding their face, which feels like it's burning right now.*
*He sets them down gently so that he can pace a bit*
What's wrong with you?!
*Is all he manages to say after a moment*
A lot.
*They sit back down, their wings coming down from covering their face, at least for the most part, their ears are still hidden but if clear they are blushing.*
Fucking clearly! You start off being all sweet to me, then you start avoiding me by all fucking means- I could hear you muttering in the closets and vents the whole time, by the way, then you kiss me?! And you kidnap my son as well?!
I thought you were upset about your wing! I thought you didn't want to be around me!
Okay, the avoiding you stuff was not about my wing. Different things, I'm over that... As long as you don't break my wing again.
*They are still kind of salty about their wing, but hey, it doesn't seem like he's going to be doing it again in a hurry.*
Yeah, I'll stab you somewhere else next time.
*He says it as if it's a completely normal sentence. He takes a deep breath.*
So, do you fancy me then?
@gunpowdrtim
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST SUN
Also I'm holding Tim Jr hostage. So.
*Celest doesn't see Tim at first, until a bullet hits the wall only a few centimeters away from their face. And there, just down the hallway, stands Tim. And he does not look happy.*
Put. Him. Down.
*Celest takes a second to calm their now very frayed nerves (it takes all their will to not flinch) before turning around, walking over and holding Tim Jr out to him.*
You know I wouldn't actually hurt him, right?
*He grabs Tim Jr. quickly, giving the octokitten a few quick pets, cooing and kissing his forehead. Tim Jr. fully does not care. Tim Sr. then scowls at Celest*
You still catnapped him! I'll tell you that's a spcrime punishable by death around these parts
I gave him back didn't I? No bribes, no extortion for money or something. Also you're one to talk...
*Celest is shuffling around, adjusting their weight from foot to foot awkwardly, they look... Kind of purple? It's not something you'd notice at first glance until you realise their entire face is far more purple than the rest of their body.*
You bribed me to come talk to you-
*He groans, cutting himself off. Tim Jr starts walking away, which Tim doesn't seem to mind. He squints at Celest. He notices something's different, but he's not sure what*
*When they notice him staring, they stand up a bit straighter, their tail curling around their legs out of habit, the feathered end flicking from side to side, they do it sometimes when anxious.*
...Are you feeling alright? Did you break something again?
*Celest just stands there for a moment, before leaning over and giving him a small kiss on the cheek.*
*They then turn around to leave, but the only thing behind them is the airlock, so they just go into the airlock and curl up in the furthest corner in a feathery ball of pure embarrassment.*
What are you-
*He starts, still frustrated as they lean closer, pausing as they kiss his cheek. His face grows warm and he furrows his brows with an angry scowl. He looks as if he's about to say something, but he just looks at them as they go into the airlock*
*They can't hear how he mutters and grumbles to himself, but they can hear muffled swearing, followed by a metal "THUNK" as he throws something at the floor, which is followed directly by a gunshot, and another loud swear. After a few moments he enters the airlock, red as a tomato, still looking a healthy amount of angry.*
Right, you threaten my son just to kiss me and leave?! Is that what you're fucking up to?!
*Celest is also extremely red, well, purple but you get the point, they are also very flustered. Their feathers are ruffling, flattening, ruffling again.*
Sorry?
I'm going to fucking kill you
*He says, voice cracking a normal amount, as he stomps over and picks them up, holding them so they're at eye level with each other*
I'm gonna- you're...
*He grimaces quite a bit*
Fuck you!
*He says, shaking them a bit as he kisses thier cheek, he looks furious but he's being quite gentle*
*Celest blinks, processing the kiss for a moment, then curls their wings around themselves and hiding their face, which feels like it's burning right now.*
*He sets them down gently so that he can pace a bit*
What's wrong with you?!
*Is all he manages to say after a moment*
A lot.
*They sit back down, their wings coming down from covering their face, at least for the most part, their ears are still hidden but if clear they are blushing.*
Fucking clearly! You start off being all sweet to me, then you start avoiding me by all fucking means- I could hear you muttering in the closets and vents the whole time, by the way, then you kiss me?! And you kidnap my son as well?!
I thought you were upset about your wing! I thought you didn't want to be around me!
