AlexandriaIvy

A place to store my archives, and interact when communications are down. //Mod is still in full time education so reply timings and general rp involvement may be weird. Sorry.//

[originalarchivist]

hello.

It has recently come to my attention, several of my crew mates have made blogs on this website, to use as an alternate form of communication if systems are down.

In order for my archives to be available if communications are down, I have decided to join, to participate.

-Ivy

//click the line. you know you want too.//

In light of recent incidents amongst the crew, I will be attempting to raise my crewmates reading levels above primary school. I have decided to start recommending books I have downloaded for my crewmates to borrow if they so wish too.

This week's book is called 'Marius has a frying pan'

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61849900

I believe this to be a short story about how game nights are perceived to go. Personally, I don't believe there's enough violence, but each to their own within their interpretations of us.

I additionally find it important to clarify the mechanisms do not promote drug usage.

If anyone would care to access my archives, sections are available at @thearchivesofalexandria

[omicronvulkarch]

"I asked ChatGPT! I ask Grok!" Well I asked Ivy Alexandria and she said that Orcas are technically dolphins

[originalarchivist]

Commit murder...

*She puts her communicator down, closing tumblr, before pulling out an emergency knife*

*She walks towards the general direction of the nearest mechanism and stabs them in the neck, before walking back to her library and her books. This is just a crew bonding moment. For Sppride after all*

[originalarchivist]

Bites you

- 🌌

*sighs*

If you must.

[originalarchivist]

I'm gonna eat your gender

I would rather you not, thank you very much.

However- @gunpowdrtim may have some gender in supply if you are in desperate need.

[originalarchivist]

it’s valentine’s day you know what that means

- @cellist-and-ninja

A day alone?

[originalarchivist]

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This is a somewhat accurate representation of the archives.

[cellist-and-ninja]

hey @r4pha3ll4 @doc-carmilla @originalarchivist @engineeroftheaurora @literallygunpowdertim @vonraumstherapy @real-jonny-dville or any of the jonny’s honestly, and anyone else I’m forgetting (It’s not personal, I just have shit memory) are you up for movie night?

I just found a spdvd from .. one of those small, trashy planets, of some murder-mystery comedy. it looks good enough. also i’m bored.

[originalarchivist]

I do believe I have availability. We are rather overdue a crew night, according to my calendar.

[originalarchivist]

I doubt you celebrate the winter holiday but I hope you enjoy all these random books I stole found for you!

@swarm-mother

Thank you.

These legally acquired books are very appreciated. I shall pass them onto my assistant to assist with the archiving.

[originalarchivist]

how is jessica the milk frog doing?

Milkily as I believe the Toy Soldier reported back to me.

[this-is-ableism]

those fucking “motivational” posters that actually can just be summarized to ‘dont be lazy’ (aka dont have issues with things abled people would find easy)

this is ableism.

[originalarchivist]

what are you naming the milk frog?

Jessica.

[marius-vonraum]

who knows maybe an ivy (or another mechanisms) rp blog would take a frog /silly /j

As the owner of 10 Mechanisms rp accounts it is unfair to tempt me like this /silly

[originalarchivist]

I do suppose I could use a frog for the Toy Soldiers section of the Archives if the offer remains available?

[master-at-arms]

“No weapons in the archives” my ass. Stupid rule if you ask me.

[originalarchivist]

I apologise Tim, however you do remember how many sections were lost due to gun related events within the last millennia?

[originalarchivist]

I wish all who wish to partake in Halloween, a Merry Halloween. As a reminder of last years events, I would like to stress the importance of not feeding Marius candy.

[explosions-are-funny]

WHAT DID HE DO-

[originalarchivist]

I believe it best to not be put into words.

However several octokittens are still in counselling, and I do believe we are still banned from several galaxies.

[barondoctormarius]

It wasn't even my fault! Ivy pleeeeease :(

[originalarchivist]

The answer will remain no, unless you willing to prove you are able to handle sugar in a responsible manner.

[barondoctormarius]

Fine then! I'm not inviting you the next time I do a psychology book reading! The others will let me have candy, anyway!

[originalarchivist]

If for whatever reason they do, I would like to request I am not involved within the aftermath.

[originalarchivist]

I wish all who wish to partake in Halloween, a Merry Halloween. As a reminder of last years events, I would like to stress the importance of not feeding Marius candy.

[explosions-are-funny]

WHAT DID HE DO-

[originalarchivist]

I believe it best to not be put into words.

However several octokittens are still in counselling, and I do believe we are still banned from several galaxies.

[explosions-are-funny]

I’m scared. Um. If Marius stops by my planet i will refuse him candu

[originalarchivist]

He is allowed a tub of playdough.

[originalarchivist]

I wish all who wish to partake in Halloween, a Merry Halloween. As a reminder of last years events, I would like to stress the importance of not feeding Marius candy.

[explosions-are-funny]

WHAT DID HE DO-

[originalarchivist]

I believe it best to not be put into words.

However several octokittens are still in counselling, and I do believe we are still banned from several galaxies.

[barondoctormarius]

It wasn't even my fault! Ivy pleeeeease :(

[originalarchivist]

The answer will remain no, unless you willing to prove you are able to handle sugar in a responsible manner.