Too naive to run on the edge of the knife

Kri Dupont, 21, he/they

[guns-and-botany]

Intro Post

Hey, if you were lookin' f'r Min's support staff, you'll have t' go on over t' Min's blog. As of 22/11/23, this one's all mine, and I QUIT!!!

This is the worst [BEST] mistake I [YOU] could make in [YOUR] my life

To spark a flame I was [YOU WERE] never meaning to light

I never wanted to [YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT] ignite

A losing fight

[RIGHT?]

I'm tryin' t' figure out what comes next.

[Quick Lore]

Rules for asks/rp

- I live to see my characters caught in drama and angst. Go ahead and send mean or injurious M!A's and asks! I may reject any for whatever reason

- No in-person interaction unless previously discussed, please!

-Bear in mind that they’re not immortal, so try not to hurt them too badly

- I won't tolerate homophobia, transphobia, racism, paedophilia, etc on my blog. You will be blocked

- Nothing explicitly NSFW is allowed, but suggestive interactions are ok and will be tagged

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[anewdawnwithoutfear]

Kri, can you go find something for it to hug at the store? Novelty should help.

--The Professor

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Got it! I'll find something really friendly!

[guns-and-botany]

Ah- shit

[guns-and-botany]

I'm so used to not having antennae now, it would look weird if they.. grew back. Not that that's possible

[guns-and-botany]

Misheard an ad and thought Lactaid was making creepers. Like from Minecraft

[guns-and-botany]

Woah. Ears like me

[guns-and-botany]

Yayyy

[guns-and-botany]

... It's okay if you go outside. We'll make sure it's safe

[guns-and-botany]

Mh.. I don't know them, so the risk to me wouldn't be.. um... Just you two. And the dogs

[guns-and-botany]

Not allowed. Not again

[guns-and-botany]

Man. That's crazy that happened

[guns-and-botany]

Do you want to go outside with me?

[guns-and-botany]

You sure? Lots of people say that...not always true

Mhm.. it's fine. Thanks for checking, though

[guns-and-botany]

Close to home? You have support for that?

Don't need it

[guns-and-botany]

What'd you watch?

V for Vendetta. It was cool but hit close to home kind of. Still, I liked it

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

[guns-and-botany]

Sometimes I see shit here that makes me think wow me posting about wanting to get pinned against the wall by a guy three times my age who's threatening to kill me is tame as hell