Please enjoy my garbage

Wyatt "Earp". i just really want a nap and a cheeseburger. west coast bay bay

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[cookingwithroxy]

Merry Christmas!

[sir-skeletal]

@cir-c male rainbird seduction dance for Christmas XD

[cir-c]

It could work

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[av3n]

[twelfth-order-simulacra]

you’ll go down in history,

WHAT

[30-minute-memes]

Merry Christmas to John Cena

[willowrunes]

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

[catchymemes]

[were--ralph]

the queen who jumped on it and took it down

[wanderer-chronicles]

Same little girl who gets the close- up when the dragon first approaches. Her shield is upside down, her sword is bent and nearly broken, and she looks terrified and near tears... and she charges.

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage"

- CS Lewis.

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[jotaillustrator]

[beardedmrbean]

Neat

[mornington-the-crescent]

[english-history-trip]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two ends of the elf spectrum

[witcheshaven]

stop what you're doing right now and watch a 33 year old bat get help with flying

[gothiccharmschool]

Yeah, I’m going to always reblog Statler.

[dirtyrobber70]

This might be the sweetest thing I've ever seen

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

It's like flying a kite that runs on fruit.

[dilfbrigade]

I will never understand how people can say things like “humans are inherently selfish and cruel” when every single day someone picks up this elderly disabled bat and patiently walks it around before taking it to a huge bowl of fruit salad so that it can enjoy the twilight years of its life

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[lobotomy-lady]

I just love gatekeeping in general. Like no I don't acknowledge you as asexual if you have sex and enjoy it. No I don't acknowledge you as a True Punk if you buy your clothes on shein. No I don't acknowledge you as a vegetarian if you eat chicken nuggets sometimes. No I don't acknowledge you as a lesbian if you date men. No I don't acknowledge you as OCD if you diagnosed yourself and believe intrusive thoughts are "step on that leaf lol". Words have definitions and there are certain criteria you need to meet in order to fit specific identities and labels. MAKE CALLING PEOPLE POSERS GREAT AGAIN‼️

[shamanicnoise]

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[bluespartan107]

Glad I turned audio on for this. 😎

[powerfulmagicexplosion]

ikr