I just like the idea of pre-kerb Keith getting all tsundere around Shiro before becoming bffs with him
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I just like the idea of pre-kerb Keith getting all tsundere around Shiro before becoming bffs with him
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Young dadverse one or all of the alpha brigade walks in on baby Keith doing something weird 😂
Sometimes it strikes Tex that he is disowned, homeless, with no one to lean on and no way to make money, and he has a kid to care for to boot. It can get a bit much for him to handle and he just lays in bed, lost in thought for days.
Ern and Derry do their best to assist, but Keith is the real one helping his dad. Ern walks in one day with dorm groceries and finds baby Keith plopping tiny handfuls of popcorn in his father’s mouth as Tex lays limp on the floor in his depression.
Their First Time
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His asshole is leaking and he hates it, but Shiro LOVES it. When he woke that morning, the inside of his thighs slipping against each other, sheet damp beneath him, Keith had groaned in irritation. He knew the medication the garrison had given him would jump-start his heat, but he hadn’t thought it would begin that quickly. The only sign he had received to warn that it was coming was a slightly greater appetite the night before. And then? BOOM. He woke up to sheets soaked through with his slick and an aching cock, begging to be touched. There is a solution to that easily at hand though and Keith unceremoniously climbs on top of his new alpha and prods at his face with a finger until Shiro cracks open an eye. “Wake up.” the omega commands shortly, grinding his hips downward slightly. Shiro makes some garbled noises that may have been words, but he isn’t moving nearly fast enough for Keith’s liking. And so he does the most desperate thing any omega could do. Shucking his shorts aside, he shifts higher, feeling the slick gush freely from his backside. It’s a relief, that freedom, but it’s not nearly enough of a relief to sate him. He gives Shiro one more prod and a warning, a last chance to wake on his own. With his olive branch ignored, Keith has little hesitation in commencing with his plan to sate his needs. This is what the garrison wanted, after all. He’s merely following through on instructions. Shiro wakes to a suffocating weight on his face and he scrambles for air, slapping frantically at the pliant flesh blocking his nose and mouth. Keith lifts a moment, allowing him time to gather breath. As he gulps in the sweet relief of air, Shiro gropes at the body over him, baffled to find Keith’s thighs braced against either side of his face. “Keith! What are you–” Before he can finish, the scent strikes him and he freezes in realization. Keith whines at him, still poised and allowing him space, but now that Shiro can smell his heat, he is ready to perform–like a good alpha. Growling low in his throat, Shiro wraps his arms around the boy’s thighs and pulls him back down on his face. A yelp of surprise escapes Keith’s lips as Shiro yanks him down and begins lapping at his leaking hole enthusiastically. He’s never had the intimate attentions of an alpha before; it makes him blush like the virgin he is and grind down on the man’s mouth like the wanton slut he aches to be. Shiro sucks the slick greedily, taking his time to properly clean his little mate’s thighs and hole before plunging his tongue inside for deeper pleasures. Keith fumbles frantically, trying to pry free in his surprise, but Shiro’s hold is firm; he will not let his omega go. The alpha licks at him, teasing his sensitive inner walls until Keith shudders and cries out. And when he is spent, Shiro licks that up too, taking Keith’s cock in his mouth and suckling him clean. As he lays Keith back down tenderly, Shiro’s brain comes back from the brink of ecstasy and he realizes that they had just shared their first intimate experience. He almost laughs at how A-typical their relationship is. Of course their first sexual encounter is one of pure coincidence and entirely nontraditional. But Keith had initiated it and that set him at ease; so long without any interest from the little omega, he was beginning to worry that Keith was rejecting him. Apparently not. Hazy violet eyes regard him carefully and Shiro is mindful to maintain some distance so as not to overwhelm or overstimulate the young omega. A few moments pass; he watches as Keith collects his breath and stretches. Another look his sent his way and Shiro sits to attention. With a high pitched keen, Keith shifts onto his knees, presenting his backside in such a welcoming display, Shiro can already feel his cock harden and his knot begin to swell.
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what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc
peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”
clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt
literally everyone: who
clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers
(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)
fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off
i’m sorry it’s WHAT
TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.
Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.
Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.
It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.
If that’s true that’s amazing. If it’s not, it’s still amazing.
UPDATE it appears this is true
the fact the OP used actual dialogue from the original TMNT movie is makes this post even better
Bloomberg can legitimately buy himself an election. I recently saw a tv ad for Bloomberg with nothing but pictures of him and Obama. Yup. Older generations who don’t engage with multiple sources of news/media are so fucked.
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PLEASE TALK TO YOUR PEOPLE
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I headcannon that he unintentionally projects his nightmares into another’s mind, specifically if that’s someone he trusts, again not that he’s doing it on purpose
Mewtwo’s still got some issues he needs to work through, so its a good thing he has such good friends there to support him.
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I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would
Know what an insurance policy is
Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud
Understand that insurance fraud is a crime
…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls
This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.
It was the fucking best