Gunther the Talking Cat

Why. Why did I make an rp blog again- have mercy, it's been years but yes, this is Gunther. (Iwilleventuallydrawhispfpandthemeforgiveme)

[veiloflamentation]

Some Rules ^-^

I guess I'm going to need something like this so...

Please no godmodding, that's just annoying...

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. I'm an English teacher, I don't want to be dealing with children outside of work. You little rascals already give me a headache as it is... HUFF. (Shakily holds up paper. I love all my students... T-they are all sweet angels...)

NO NSFW, especially if we're strangers like, come on... Take me out to dinner first at least..! In all seriousness, there are some minors on tumblr and I would rather not have them read anything they shouldn't be reading... Keep this all PG-13. That also includes gore. As much as I like seeing horror movies and reading some really detailed writings, I don't want that here where some people might not be so comfortable with that. I mean, I'm not stopping hardcore fights or anything, like if the characters are facing some beasts, feel free to talk about blood or whatever, but let's not get too carried away during action sequences.

I hate dealing with politics and etc, so please don't say anything here that could get you know could get you cancelled (rightfully so if you say anything extremely fucked up). Like, I don't want you to come here, say anything racist, etc etc, I've dealt with people who want to rant on and on about their bigotry, it's mentally draining, please just keep your opinions to yourself, especially those that hurt people.

Give me enough to work with for a good response. I'm not expecting Edgar Allen Poe levels of writing, but I would hope to be given more than just a few words. It's ok if you don't have enough time and just need to get a few sentences out, that's fine as long as it gives me enough to work with, but if it's just going to be something like, "Thank you," he says, sitting down to eat. Then I actually will not respond afterwards. I'm sorry if it comes off as rude, it's just that I need to be given enough to work off of. Also, it's ok to have a few grammatical issues and typos, but make sure that I can understand it enough.

Don't force a ship. I mean, if it works out, it works out, if it doesn't, it doesn't. I have some nightmare stories of how I've had characters in the past deal with nightmarish characters, and I would hope to not deal with that again while we're here.

PLEASE BE PATIENT, I NEED SOME MONEY FROM WORK

Think before you ask. Imagine your grandmother is looking over your shoulder. Don't send me anything you wouldn't want her to read.

If you want to start a roleplay with me, you can always send in some asks! Or DM me so we can set up a plot! ^-^ I'm always open for a roleplay!

I just thought ten rules sounds catchy to me, there's no actual rule here

THANK YOU , NOW LET'S HAVE FUN

[guntherthekibby]

Because I'm on my phone and my laptop is .. being an ass to me and I need to get it fixed, thought I'd pin this to my blog as well until I can like make rules on this blog. One... one thing though can differentiate from the other is uh...

Please don't try to ship with Gunther, I don't even think this should go without saying but uh

I've seen some shit 👁️ 👄 👁️

But besides that, as long as no one's uncomfortable, go on ahead and just start something with me ^-^

I probably might make some adjustments idek bfhfhhr

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[guntherthekibby]

"Psst, kitty... I'll give you ten fishy sticks if you knock over all the wine bottles in @askadrianalucardtepes's castle."

This mysterious hooded stranger is definitely NOT @ariaacrossthemultiverse making a very desperate attempt to keep Alucard away from the wine.

((except it is. hai!))

"mm... Tempting..." Gunther mewed, rolling on his back, batting the air as he purred, "but I think he would be rather cross with me if I went through with that. Who knows how long the wine was there and how much it all costs. Besides, I think he's doing better these days!"

[guntherthekibby]

((@ariaacrossthemultiverse))

"Guntheeerr! Here, kibby! I've got treatos!"

She is holding a bag of fishy treats and shaking it.

"Pspspsps!"

Gunther leaps out of the bushes, eyes widened. He purred aloud,

"treats!? TREATS!?"

[guntherthekibby]

((Ohhh, this is gonna be fun. @ariaacrossthemultiverse ))

Laser Focus!

"get... back.. HERE!!!"

[rp-meme-central]

Send “laser focus” for my muse to get distracted by a laser pointer.

Send “focus on the laser” for your muse to be distracted by a laser pointer. 

[diana2412assassin]

Ye just kinda itching for rp, grab me on discord, it's just #Diana2412Assassin

Ye

Mostly have ocs but I can also rp canons I guess ruurueiiejdj

I prefer to avoid one liners, so I'd say semi-lit? I'm exhausted af so three sentences could be the limit fr

I'm 18+, I like angst a lot, we don't have to go overboard if angst comes up in the rp, really. I mean, it doesn't always have to pop up but I do like angst.

Shipping is... Alright I guess? I don't really mind it (no, not with Gunther, he kitty we don't ship kitties). If you want a shipping rp, just know I prefer to see where it goes and if chemistry is there. I just have experience with some folks in the past that try to force a ship on me and then get EXTREMELY mad if my characters reject their advances, or they try to "seduce" my characters so that's why I want to make it clear that I prefer a build up if the intention to rp is doing a ship

But ye

Idk what else to put

I just really want to rp and have fun

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Thank GOD you're breathing!" Gunther bapped Trevor's head several times, "that was an awful fall, you were knocked conscious for several minutes! What happened!?"

@guntherthekibby

Trevor sat up and rubbed his head, "I remember.... I was out on a patrol and saw a night creature. It hurled something at me and it hit my head. Everything went black after that."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther sat on his lap, looking up at the Belmont,

"I saw the whole thing! I was able to get it away with my screech! It must've melted their ears or something... well, I doubt I've told you anything about what I can do, but there's no time! I think you're bleeding? We should head back to the village quickly!"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"I... What? Yes. Let's get back to the village," Trevor stood up carefully, "And tell me again about this ability of yours? I'm so confused right now and I can't tell if it's the trauma or the fact that I'm still waking up or both. But yeah. I don't think I knew about this ability."

[guntherthekibby]

"To put it simply, not only can I talk, I can also screech high pitches. Sometimes it's effective, it kinda depends on the creature. It stuns them! Some run away, some come charging. Fortunately, it ran away! I'll show you sometime. Let's get going!"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Oh that is interesting. Useful too," Trevor started walking, "Back home, then? I'm assuming you're heading back to Belmont as well," He kept walking as best as he could, "Man my head is killing me."

[guntherthekibby]

"I've yet to learn of my powers, but not to fret! Soon I will come to learn! I think...! I might have to talk with Alucard about it."

Gunther rambled a bit until he noticed Trevor's pain and ceased, "oh... Oh yeah, your head is bleeding... We need to get that looked at. I don't think we should stop, you might fall asleep and we can't have that right now. You were able to wake up..."

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Yeah," Trevor winced, touching the wound on his head, "Gross," He sighed, "Either way, you being a magic cat does help my cause. Maybe you can do patrols and hunts with me."

[guntherthekibby]

"patrols, hunts, in the deepest, darkest woods? Hmm! Well, well, consider yourself lucky, you have yourself a companion!"

Gunther mewed, walking by Trevor's side as they strolled through, heading towards the village, "we'll get plenty of food, kill plenty of creatures, the delights!"

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther you have fleas! Lisa might know what to do about that.

Gunther furiously scratches the back of his ear, "you're telling me! @asklisafromlupu!! Help!!!" He yowls as he began to bite his fur, growling furiously at the pesky fleas in his skin.

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa snatched the flea and started walking towards the flea bath, "I know it is awful for now, but I promise you that once it is over, it is over. There will be weekly combings for a while to make sure they are all gone, but, if everything goes right, just one bath."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther struggled in her arms, "nooo I must insist! A bath is not at all necessary! Ah, cursed fleas..! Why must my blood be delectable to you!? Vampires of the insect world!"

Gunther continued protesting, "I can handle a good combing, but a bath!? Please have mercy!"

[asklisafromlupu]

"Just one bath," Lisa assured him, "Combing won't kill the pests. And watch what you say about vampires. I happen to love one very much and my son is half of him," Lisa warned, "I'll make it a nice, hot bath too. This way you won't suffer too much."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther mewed again, continuing his little protest but to no avail. He went limp in the mother's arms as a final attempt.

"I'll still feel cold afterwards..! My skin is sensitive!"

[asklisafromlupu]

"I will build a nice warm fire for you to curl up next to," Lisa promised. She felt that pain in her gut she felt every time she talked about building a fire, but she was going to be ok. The fireplace was safe, "And you'll get a warm blanket and anything else you ask for to make the cold go away."

[guntherthekibby]

"would a nice warm meal count?" Gunther mewed, looking up at Lisa, slowly closing his eyes, "I think the warm blanket will be enough - no wait a minute..! Ah... I already agreed, didn't I? Now I can't back out......... Ack, alright, Lisa...! You win. Bath it is for me.."

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa smiled, "A warm blanket and a warm meal in exchange for a flea bath and combing it is, Gunther. You have a deal," She held out her hand, "Wait. Well. Hm. Do you have an equivalent of a hand shake?"

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther slowly held out his paw, pressing it against the palm of her hand,

"this is close enough, I believe. Why do you humans do this, anyways?"

[guntherthekibby]

*Ben 10 looks at the cat, as his expression turns from bored to pure excitement*

"Who's a good kittyyy?"

*He said while patting the cat's head*

Gunther furiously shook his head, hissing, "seriously..! Would a 'may I pet you,' hurt anyone every now and then!? I get it, fluffy cat, here kitty kitty, but come on!"

"..."

"unless you have food. "

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther you have fleas! Lisa might know what to do about that.

Gunther furiously scratches the back of his ear, "you're telling me! @asklisafromlupu!! Help!!!" He yowls as he began to bite his fur, growling furiously at the pesky fleas in his skin.

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa snatched the flea and started walking towards the flea bath, "I know it is awful for now, but I promise you that once it is over, it is over. There will be weekly combings for a while to make sure they are all gone, but, if everything goes right, just one bath."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther struggled in her arms, "nooo I must insist! A bath is not at all necessary! Ah, cursed fleas..! Why must my blood be delectable to you!? Vampires of the insect world!"

Gunther continued protesting, "I can handle a good combing, but a bath!? Please have mercy!"

[asklisafromlupu]

"Just one bath," Lisa assured him, "Combing won't kill the pests. And watch what you say about vampires. I happen to love one very much and my son is half of him," Lisa warned, "I'll make it a nice, hot bath too. This way you won't suffer too much."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther mewed again, continuing his little protest but to no avail. He went limp in the mother's arms as a final attempt.

"I'll still feel cold afterwards..! My skin is sensitive!"

[asklisafromlupu]

"I will build a nice warm fire for you to curl up next to," Lisa promised. She felt that pain in her gut she felt every time she talked about building a fire, but she was going to be ok. The fireplace was safe, "And you'll get a warm blanket and anything else you ask for to make the cold go away."

[guntherthekibby]

"would a nice warm meal count?" Gunther mewed, looking up at Lisa, slowly closing his eyes, "I think the warm blanket will be enough - no wait a minute..! Ah... I already agreed, didn't I? Now I can't back out......... Ack, alright, Lisa...! You win. Bath it is for me.."

[asklisafromlupu]

🗡️ @guntherthekibby Gunther extended his claws, hissing, "no BATHS. I'm warning you! I'm perfectly fine, I can clean myself up without the water! NO BATHS!" (Becausecatsvswatersomethingsomethinghelloagain)

@guntherthekibby

Lisa did not take the threat from the cat seriously as she gently poured warm water over him, "Gunther," She said sternly, "If you didn't want a bath, you wouldn't have gone through the mud."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther yowled, hunching over as the water poured on his body. He started shaking and speaking incoherently, "Noooo, nooooo! No, a long day! Lord, lord, lord, long day! Now I suffer the long long long day!" He continued yowling, struggling in Lisa's grasp, unable to use his claws. "Nooooooooo! Nooooooo!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[asklisafromlupu]

"Now now, my muddy kitty. You are capable of being calm, then you are capable of getting all this mud off your fur. Unless you really think you can safely lick it off, but I find that doubtful."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther kept yowling, "nooo! Nooo!"

But all his cries were to no avail. Slowly but surely, he began to calm down, closing his eyes as he felt the warm water be poured down his back.

But unfortunately there came another issue. Given his curly fur and his little adventure in the mud... Gunther's fur was matted. Not as soft as fluffy as it was once before. It seemed as if he may need some maintenance.

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa did her best to keep a straight face as she gently worked on loosening the mats, "This might not be the best time, but we'll know better once I get the mud loose enough to get soap into it. Either way, you will be here for a while. If the water gets too cool, let me know and I'll have my husband heat the water again."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther felt his fur loosening little by little as the mud washes away, and he began to purr, relaxing, "ah... well, it's starting to cool down... am I almost done here?"

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa was working on lathering soap into his fur, "I will get the water heated in a moment. But first, I want to get the first shampooing done. You got an impressive amount of mud in your fur. What happened, anyways?"

[guntherthekibby]

"there was these group of rotten kids..." Gunther hissed, "they chased me all around until they grabbed me and said, 'mudbath, mudbath!' And those lovely kids gave me a lovely bath."

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa frowned, "Once you are clean and dry, will you lead me to those kids? Torturing innocent animals is not fun. It's cruel."

[guntherthekibby]

"I'd be glad to! It was awful... humiliating! Of course, I didn't talk because I was afraid they'd think I'm a creature... but still! It was awful..."

[asklisafromlupu]

"I think you did the right thing by not talking, sad as that is," Lisa got in deep, massaging the shampoo in with her hands, "You're right. They may have misread you as a creature. And that wouldn't be fair for you. Especially with the climate out there towards night creatures right now," She sighed, "I am so sorry you went through this."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther closed his eyes, purring, "ahh, they're kids. I know they like chasing things around and all. They never learned how to properly treat us cats. It's all, 'cute this,' 'cute that,' then they yank my poor tail and pick me up without asking. I forgive the children for that, but adults? Picking me up, petting me without seeing if I'm uncomfortable!? No manners!"

[asklisafromlupu]

"Exactly. And they won't know any better with out mentorship. And I don't want your fate to happen to any other animals," She gently rinsed Gunther and pulled him out of the bath, wrapping in in a warm towel, "For now, let's get you in front of the fire."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther purred, warm in the towel, "ah, yes... At last... Warmth.........."

"zzzzzzz...." And so Gunther fell asleep, warmed up and feeling a lot better than before.

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Thank GOD you're breathing!" Gunther bapped Trevor's head several times, "that was an awful fall, you were knocked conscious for several minutes! What happened!?"

@guntherthekibby

Trevor sat up and rubbed his head, "I remember.... I was out on a patrol and saw a night creature. It hurled something at me and it hit my head. Everything went black after that."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther sat on his lap, looking up at the Belmont,

"I saw the whole thing! I was able to get it away with my screech! It must've melted their ears or something... well, I doubt I've told you anything about what I can do, but there's no time! I think you're bleeding? We should head back to the village quickly!"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"I... What? Yes. Let's get back to the village," Trevor stood up carefully, "And tell me again about this ability of yours? I'm so confused right now and I can't tell if it's the trauma or the fact that I'm still waking up or both. But yeah. I don't think I knew about this ability."

[guntherthekibby]

"To put it simply, not only can I talk, I can also screech high pitches. Sometimes it's effective, it kinda depends on the creature. It stuns them! Some run away, some come charging. Fortunately, it ran away! I'll show you sometime. Let's get going!"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Oh that is interesting. Useful too," Trevor started walking, "Back home, then? I'm assuming you're heading back to Belmont as well," He kept walking as best as he could, "Man my head is killing me."

[guntherthekibby]

"I've yet to learn of my powers, but not to fret! Soon I will come to learn! I think...! I might have to talk with Alucard about it."

Gunther rambled a bit until he noticed Trevor's pain and ceased, "oh... Oh yeah, your head is bleeding... We need to get that looked at. I don't think we should stop, you might fall asleep and we can't have that right now. You were able to wake up..."

[askadrianalucardtepes]

Gunther stared at Alucard in the stocks for a long time, and proceeded to sit on his head, purring as he adjusted to a deep slumber, "rrrrr... Rrrrrrrr..." When jolted awake: "huh- what!? I don't have those weird things you call thumbs, Can't help you there! ...... OH. You mean CALL for help? Ohhh... Ah! Sorry! I can call up a Belmont, but first... How did you even get... Imprisoned? What is this thing, anyways?"

"I'll tell you why I'm stuck here if you go get Belmont already, come on Gunther. I'm sure you're reaaaaally enjoying the fact I can't do anything to stop you right now, but consider this; so long as I am bound, I can't make any snacks for you nor pet you. I'm not entirely sure what this thing is called either, but I do know that is it very, very embarrassing to be in it. And right now you're not helping me feel much better."

[guntherthekibby]

"GAH! Sorry! Ok, getting a Belmont! Got it! Stay here, ok!?" Gunther paused, "... oh... Right. Uh... Anyways! I'll make it up to you, promise! @lastofthebelmontsrp ! Do you have any idea what this thing is!? And how we can get Alucard out!?"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"Thank GOD you're breathing!" Gunther bapped Trevor's head several times, "that was an awful fall, you were knocked conscious for several minutes! What happened!?"

@guntherthekibby

Trevor sat up and rubbed his head, "I remember.... I was out on a patrol and saw a night creature. It hurled something at me and it hit my head. Everything went black after that."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther sat on his lap, looking up at the Belmont,

"I saw the whole thing! I was able to get it away with my screech! It must've melted their ears or something... well, I doubt I've told you anything about what I can do, but there's no time! I think you're bleeding? We should head back to the village quickly!"

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

"I... What? Yes. Let's get back to the village," Trevor stood up carefully, "And tell me again about this ability of yours? I'm so confused right now and I can't tell if it's the trauma or the fact that I'm still waking up or both. But yeah. I don't think I knew about this ability."

[guntherthekibby]

"To put it simply, not only can I talk, I can also screech high pitches. Sometimes it's effective, it kinda depends on the creature. It stuns them! Some run away, some come charging. Fortunately, it ran away! I'll show you sometime. Let's get going!"

[guntherthekibby]

Lisa stood and stared at the cat as he slept in the afternoon sun. But there was one problem. He was still. A little too still. Her heart started beating faster as she went over and put a hand on his belly. Feeling the gentle rise and fall, she let out a sigh of relief, "Thank god you're breathing," She felt a tension in her shoulders release. (from @asklisafromlupu)

Gunther was stirred in his sleep when he felt a hand on his belly, which which he began to purr and roll to his side,

"morning to you too... Did I really look dead? Was my tongue sticking out again?"

[asklisafromlupu]

"You were just very still," Lisa gently pet Gunther, "I was so worried. I'm not ready to loose my favorite cat, you know," She worked her way up to scratch behind his ears, "My sweet little kitty. You've given me so much joy, you know."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther purred as Lisa scratched behind ear, "I'm young, Lisa... I'm not going anywhere too soon. You feed me well, I'm already used to your husband's presence so I'm not constantly having heart attacks every time he shows up... all is well."

Gunther stretched, yawning, "I won't be dying for a long, long time I think."

[asklisafromlupu]

"Good," Lisa smiled gently, "You' are the best cat I have ever known and I have known quite a few cats in my life," She kept petting him, "How's this sound? If you decide to nap more, that's understandable, but when you are awake again, I will give you any treat you want."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther suddenly jumped up from his rest, eyes widened and pupils dilated, "treat?!there's treats!? You have any!? Goodie!! Let me have some! Please, please, please!"

[asklisafromlupu]

🗡️ @guntherthekibby Gunther extended his claws, hissing, "no BATHS. I'm warning you! I'm perfectly fine, I can clean myself up without the water! NO BATHS!" (Becausecatsvswatersomethingsomethinghelloagain)

@guntherthekibby

Lisa did not take the threat from the cat seriously as she gently poured warm water over him, "Gunther," She said sternly, "If you didn't want a bath, you wouldn't have gone through the mud."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther yowled, hunching over as the water poured on his body. He started shaking and speaking incoherently, "Noooo, nooooo! No, a long day! Lord, lord, lord, long day! Now I suffer the long long long day!" He continued yowling, struggling in Lisa's grasp, unable to use his claws. "Nooooooooo! Nooooooo!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[asklisafromlupu]

"Now now, my muddy kitty. You are capable of being calm, then you are capable of getting all this mud off your fur. Unless you really think you can safely lick it off, but I find that doubtful."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther kept yowling, "nooo! Nooo!"

But all his cries were to no avail. Slowly but surely, he began to calm down, closing his eyes as he felt the warm water be poured down his back.

But unfortunately there came another issue. Given his curly fur and his little adventure in the mud... Gunther's fur was matted. Not as soft as fluffy as it was once before. It seemed as if he may need some maintenance.

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa did her best to keep a straight face as she gently worked on loosening the mats, "This might not be the best time, but we'll know better once I get the mud loose enough to get soap into it. Either way, you will be here for a while. If the water gets too cool, let me know and I'll have my husband heat the water again."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther felt his fur loosening little by little as the mud washes away, and he began to purr, relaxing, "ah... well, it's starting to cool down... am I almost done here?"

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa was working on lathering soap into his fur, "I will get the water heated in a moment. But first, I want to get the first shampooing done. You got an impressive amount of mud in your fur. What happened, anyways?"

[guntherthekibby]

"there was these group of rotten kids..." Gunther hissed, "they chased me all around until they grabbed me and said, 'mudbath, mudbath!' And those lovely kids gave me a lovely bath."

[asklisafromlupu]

Lisa frowned, "Once you are clean and dry, will you lead me to those kids? Torturing innocent animals is not fun. It's cruel."

[guntherthekibby]

"I'd be glad to! It was awful... humiliating! Of course, I didn't talk because I was afraid they'd think I'm a creature... but still! It was awful..."

[asklisafromlupu]

"I think you did the right thing by not talking, sad as that is," Lisa got in deep, massaging the shampoo in with her hands, "You're right. They may have misread you as a creature. And that wouldn't be fair for you. Especially with the climate out there towards night creatures right now," She sighed, "I am so sorry you went through this."

[guntherthekibby]

Gunther closed his eyes, purring, "ahh, they're kids. I know they like chasing things around and all. They never learned how to properly treat us cats. It's all, 'cute this,' 'cute that,' then they yank my poor tail and pick me up without asking. I forgive the children for that, but adults? Picking me up, petting me without seeing if I'm uncomfortable!? No manners!"