Parace Mitra’ia

Indie fandomless OC blog for a gun-loving elf. Written by Nerf

[vhsmeme]

* interview the muse

‘ do you miss anyone? ’

‘ how are you doing? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

‘ what makes you laugh? ’ 

‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’ 

‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’

‘ favorite book? ’

‘ are you a good person? ’

‘ describe love. ’

‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘

‘ favorite song? ’

‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’

‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’

‘ do you like people? ’

‘ what motivates you? ’

‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’

‘ any pet peeves? ’

‘ do you need a hug? ’

‘ would you like to have kids? ’

‘ do you have any tattoos? ’

‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’

‘ when was the last time you cried? ’

‘ are you religious? ’

[tankworm]

FREAKS SENTENCE STARTERS.

good morning, sluts. 

god. you’re the worst. the worst. 

i want to drown in books.

they got bitches in books? alive bitches?

please go do some pills.

if only i could afford it.

i physically can’t stand you. like, you literally trigger my fight or flight instinct. i hope you know that.

you can read?

let’s get a greggs.

you know what i wish was more common in britain? diners.

who kills themselves with their son right there?

i’d be depressed too if i looked like him as a kid.

you have your mothers’ frogginess.

who doesn’t want to be pulverised?

he looks like a tim burton drawing.

he looks like death in the body of a toddler.

god, hurry up.

she’s not my soulmate. 

i fucking knew i recognised her.

let’s just buy a pack of beers and drink them in the street like wastemen.

they’re both lesbians.

if you’re comfortable, you’re not right in the head.

i thought he was gonna be a nice psychopath. 

i just want one good thing, if i’m gonna die. 

what if i’m the dinner?

now you’re gonna try and fuck it.

i don’t respect or like you.

i want you to make me respect you.

we’re all cliches. originality is dead.

don’t ever lose your edge. a little rebellion might do you good. 

bite your tongue and do what they want. even if its infuriating. just for the sake of advancing.

all he needs is some coke and it’s a solid weekend.

we can get high and drunk, it’s fine. 

try not to die. 

everything sounds like drug talk to you, you coke sniffing crack smoking freak.

you know damn well i try and dominate everything i can. 

you’re a gift, you dumb bitch!

a defier of god. that’s me. 

don’t tempt fate.

just swallow it down. along with your pride. 

am i gay?

well, look on the bright side. at least we got the stuff.

i took a dick for you. i took a dick for your escape.

you idiot, did you never learn how to seduce people?

is his cock bigger than mine?

hopefully that’s a psychological defect and not a weird sex thing. 

god, i love seeing you suffer.

mama’s home.

[guntotingelf-blog]

@haemoxin x

“My, aren’t you eager~?” She giggled and gave her an affectionate kiss on the lips, despite them only just meeting. “I’m happy to oblige, though~.”

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“N..noo..” Lorelei wouldn’t say anything, of course the gun had been giving a more automatic mode, magically enhanced firing capability, and very specific things Parace had requested her gun partner do. Of course the firing options where near the trigger in the shape of symbols to be touched and activated. And the other options were closer to the sights, those would be more…serviceable for lonely elf options as requested.

“Mmm, I’m really getting into it now...Let’s go for this one~.” She switched to the automatic mode before holding down the trigger this time, allowing blast after intense blast to fire off one after another, overloading Lorelei’s senses with that bizarre yet sweet new sensation of pleasure from being fired.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“N-noo..” Lorelei’s voiced answered, the gun shaking a bit as she tried in vain to escape the other’s grip. But instead, all she would do was move in Parace’s hands before being fired again, another shot, another gasp and moan. She was lucky, she hadn’t done too much to this gun. Or well she had, but she hadn’t shown Parace any of those things yet, and she didn’t want to show her anything.

“I wonder what else this gun can do~...You’ve added some wonderful features, haven’t you Lorelei~?” She giggled perversely, looking all over the gun to check for anything “extra” that they could have fun with. Parace was already having the time of her life right now.

[guntotingelf-blog]

to be completely honest, i feel a perfect gun would be an elf's wet dream if the species every went to them instead of sticking to bows/arrows. so "gunsexual" is totally something i'm not surprised to see not as a joke PFFFT

“Well, I see someone understands at least~.”

[guntotingelf-blog]

Those of you who thought Parace being Gunsexual was a joke

You’re wrong.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“No..no I didn’t you misheard…that wasn’t..” But what could she do, Parace would aim her again and fire, the girl moaning aloud. Her pitch a little higher, her tone squeaky, “Parace stop! You’re making me feel weird, stop return me to my body Parace! Ahnn…P-Parace…” Her voice weakened, and would turn to more moans and softer tones as every shot was fired after.

“Ahh, no need to be embarrassed, Lorelei~. It feels good for me too~.” She gently stroked the gun for a moment before pulling the trigger and firing it once more, enjoying every last time she shot Lorelei. Parace was breathing heavily, and certainly not because she was tired.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“W-wwait!” Lorelei pleaded, feeling uncomfortable about being handled the way she was in this body. If she had eyes, she would be closing them before finally the gun fired. As the shots exited, it felt like something weird inside her, travelling around. She was a gun after all, but if she had a body it wold feel like an odd touch in a very sensitive place. “Ahn..!” Her voice shouted from the gun, a pleasured moan escaping her lips.

“J-Just now, you...”

“...You moaned? Ahh, I knew it~! I knew being fired as a gun would feel good~!” Parace grinned widely, licking her lips and getting even more excited, firing Lorelei again. Firing a gun with as much kick as a shotgun felt wonderful in its own way for Parace as well, so she was more than happy to keep going like this.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“Are you really! Parace!” Lorelei’s voice shouted but before she knew it, she was being stolen from her own shop and transported tot he firing range, “no no wait we haven’t tested anything yet, I haven’t configured the mind or soul to the gun, you don’t know what is what! Parace!” Even Lorelei had no idea what was what, every touch was a different feeling, and she wasn’t ready to find out what being fired would be like.

Without waiting at all, Parace held the shotgun at ready in the firing range and pulled the trigger, releasing an explosive burst from the shotgun’s barrels. Lorelei’s reaction would tell her all she needed to know about one of the most pressing questions of all in the elf’s mind.

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Give my muse a Valentine’s Gift!

Feel free to combine gifts!

💐 a bouquet of flowers 💍 jewelry [sender can specify] 💋 a kiss [sender can specify] 🍽 romantic dinner 👀 other physical affection [sender can specify] 🍬 chocolates 🏠 an intimate night in 🎡 a fun night out 🐶 a pet 📱some type of electronic device 🎟 concert/sporting event tickets 💰money

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“H-hey wait wait wait!” The elf’s voice spoke aloud as the gun vibrated and even curved a bit with her struggling, as if it was truly alive indeed. The elf was all over the place with her speech too, trying to comprehend just what the heck went wrong.

“Now wait, just put me near my body you hear me? I’ll tell you after I get back to my body first..Parace? You are listening right? Right?”

“Oh, I’m listening...Say, don’t you want to find out what it’d feel like to be fired while you’re like this~? Let’s go test it out~.” Parace started happily strolling back out to that firing range Lorelei took her out to before. She was listening to Lorelei’s voice, but not what it was saying. She couldn’t resist the temptation.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“Okay but its temporary okay?” Lorelei reminded her as she placed her hand on the girl’s own, “It won’t hurt. It’ll feel odd for a bit, but you’ll be back in your body I promise.” Lorelei had a plan too to keep this girl safe but for now she’d focus her energy on the gun and her.

It wouldn’t look like much to Parace but it would do the trick, energy flowing from them to the gun. Though the girl’s rather panicked nature would cause her to react to a tug she felt inside, surprising Lorelei before finally the process was done.

Done as in, instead of the young girl collapsing, it was Lorelei’s body that fell unconscious before the gun would speak in her voice. “Ther-…wait..”

“My, how selfless...I never would’ve thought you’d choose to transfer yourself into the gun instead of her.” Parace picked Lorelei up in her new body. 

“How does it feel~? It must be a truly unique feeling to be in a body like that.” Parace was also rather curious about what it would be like for Lorelei if she fired her in this body, too.

[guntotingelf-blog]

You know, I've been told I have very kissable lips. Wanna give them a try?

“...My, you certainly don’t beat around the bush, do you, young lady?” 

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“Do you even know what’s happening, we’re putting a soul in a gun and altering it to fit your tastes. She will cease to exist for the most part, is that like killing.” Lorelei, “and no only that, the things I did to the gun for your more personnel requests!”

“Just calm down and wait, just. Ahh I know I can do it but this feels wrong! Can we test it first, no wiping or altering her but transferring soul to it and back. So when we get a REAL long term volunteer, it’ll be okay?”

“Alright, I don’t mind a test run. I mainly just chose her since she has a lovely voice.” Her personality and memories would be wiped anyway, so there wasn’t much else she needed from the donor.

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“Willing donor my rear!” Lorelei walked over to this girl, pulling her into Lorelei’s arms and turning away from Parace. “Denied, you need to find an actual willing participant and not some poor girl. What the heck, you can’t just kidnap some poor soul. Put that gun away, we’ll go find one ourselves. Under my criteria.”

“Honestly, don’t be so damned picky. It’s fine as long as nobody links it to you, isn’t it?” She huffed in annoyance, resting her gun over her shoulder.

“That girl and her family owe me quite a debt, so I figured I’d just give her an easy way to repay it. It’s not like she’ll die or anything, after all.”

@spiritedsmith​

[guntotingelf-blog]

spiritedsmith:

“Wait wait I’m not stealing anyone’s soul like. It has to be taken out or like, prepared or I don’t know. Someone really suitable and willing? I’m not a killer ya know! I don’t do the crime even if I make the weapons for stuff!”

“I’ll be right back, then. Excuse me for a bit.” Parace nodded and headed out. When she returned, she was with a rather frightened-looking girl whose face had gone pale. Parace now had her rifle out.

“I’ve got a ready and willing donor right here. Isn’t that right~?”

“Y-Yes, please do it!” She responded immediately, trembling.