$20 per month, minimum one month, for a lock that I send you without the key and $25 to have the key shipped to you when you finally want to be unlocked, anytime after that first month. For each monthly payment that you miss, the cost to receive the key doubles. Miss once, $50 for key. Twice, $100 for key. Continues. Even if you make a monthly payment in between missing them, or even if you make up the missed payments, the cost for the key will not go back down.
$60 one time payment for a lock without keys and I hold the key, minimum three months, then $25 dollars to get it back sometime in the future, whenever you finally want to be unlocked.
$75 to be sent a lock w/o keys and after I receive verification from you that the lock is in place, I send a video of me eliminating the keys in a way I choose (flush, bury, melt, throw away, etc.)
$250, from you pieces of shit with all that spare money laying around that should be mine anyway, I send you a lock w/o keys and then have a tribute auction to auction off your keys to someone else. The winner of the auction and you will be given each other’s contact info and my part will be done. Should nobody bid on the keys, then they are destroyed.
