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āWhen do you know itās over?ā He asked quietly. āWhen someone stops trying,ā she answered. āOr worse, when trying no longer works.ā
Sue Zhao (via cvndices)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āYou grab me while Iām havinā sex, weāre fightinā. Iām Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ghost-proofinā my house., just so this shit doesnāt Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā happen.ā
āWeāre fightinā huh? Wanna tell me how? Are you gonna kill yourself so you become a ghost, too?ā
Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins, Wrestlemania 31, March 29th, 2015.
ā⦠you always have good ideas, my love.ā
āI should join creative if I have to retire, then. Maybe shit would make more sense. Heh.Ā But, forreal, if yāwanted to release birds, māsure we could find somethingĀ that works in Hawaii.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āā¦Iāll scalp you. Donāt make me do it.ā
āYou must really want me to haunt you, huh?Ā Grabbinā ya by your ankles and yankinā you away when youāre tryinā tāget your dick wet, moving shit in your house. Bumpinā into the walls going woooooohhhhhĀ all night...ā
Itās your loss because Iām freaking adorable.Ā
Colbyās pretty freakinā adorable himself and I fuckinā wanna stab him sometimes. And weāre engaged. Cute gets you nowhere with me.
[Text:] Because I can, good enough answer for ya?
[text]: ...fair enough.
āCan we like release birds at our wedding? Or get a magician? Or a bird that does magic tricks?ā
āIām all for a bird who does magic tricks. Maybe we can invite Sam and make it make her disappear...ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āTrust me man, I know how to drive a car. Iām not gonna dent it, honestly. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And donāt touch my hair. Please.ā
āSheer ya ass like a sheep.ā
Ā āYou know, you donāt really need an Ā excuse to stare at them, dork.ā
āMakes me less of a weirdo if I got anĀ excuse, though.ā
āSo where exactly did your mind go?āĀ she challenged, moving in a little closer so that she could press her lips against his cheek. Callie nuzzled against him, her mouth making its way to his earĀ before whispering:Ā āYouāre blushing.ā
He was silent for a second, head shaking.Ā āUh, it was anythinā butĀ PG.ā he admitted. Of course, his mind immediately went straight into the gutter, but he wasnāt going to admit it outright.Ā āAnd IĀ wasnāt blushinā!ā
( @0rton )
āI probably shouldnāt be asking this, but curiosity killed the cat, right? Anyway, back to what I was going to ask. How long are you suppose to be out for?ā
āHonestly? Not sure. Shoulderās a definite four-to-six months. Gotta have neck surgery after that. If itās just a clear out of bone spurs, Iāll be backĀ āround this time next year, probably.Ā Neck fusion and Iāll probably be out until 2017. Consider it an indefinite hiatus.ā
Itās my cake, Iām not sharing.Ā
Still donāt like you.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ā¦Iām not sure? Iām not really the person to ask that. ā
āWell what fun are you?ā
[text; blueeyedjerk] you mustāve sent this to the wrong person. [text; blueeyedjerk] because i am not a one eyed whore. -_-
[text]: oops
@0rton
Ā [Text] Maybe? ;)
[text]: Can I ask why?