fryer -> arteries

Shannon reblogging stuff

[teenscoolest]

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[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[twitterlols]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[thebelchers]

[1000notes-submissions-blog]

[Credits - Submitted by: scaredofgiraffes to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

[veryfunnymemes]

[dinuguan]

[thecutestofthecute]

Dogs with butterflies ehe he he

Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

[somecutething]

[stability]

[toastbutteregg]

sometimes when I’m randomly sad I ask myself “am I near period” then I think “huh I am near period! I knew it I’m not a weak bitch”

[365daysinalife]

Daniel Radcliffe:  Time Traveler

[maxanaxam]

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Puppzu)

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.