#1 PETE

im a dude, obviously...can't you see my facial hair growing? [RP ACCOUNT]

[guroluvr]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS, THAT WENCH IS STACKED!!!!!!

Whaddup, bitches! welcome to my uh, whaddya call it, Tumblr! Yeah, uh, I got this shit so I could talk to some zombie lovers or whateva'. I heard there's some super sexy chicks on here, so ladies, come my way!

I ain't really one to put labels on anything or nothin' like that, but I do technically have an awesome fucking girlfriend. She's pretty sweet, y'know? beautiful tits.

Yeah, I am a part of the towns finest club, how'd you know? me and that eh, Eltingville club, we all get together 'N watch that geek-shit you all make fun of. Bunch of normies don't know what they're missin' out on, ya dig?

No stupid questions, no stupid people. I don't want any of you posers all up in here fuckin' around where the REAL fans go. Especially not those fuckin' fags @loganhughesisdead and @lana-g....bunch of fuckin' posers.

Well, Lana's pretty fuckin' awesome, actually...She gives me discounts at her uncles' store. that dickhead Logans' got his balls up his ass or somethin'.

whateva, peace.

[THIS A RP ACCOUNT WITH A REAL PERSON BEHIND IT. the pete in this account is a MINORRR MINOR MINOR MINOR so please dont be weird, i know its in character for him to be some sex depraved freak but dont take anything too far or graphic, k?]

[guroluvr]

"Hey Pete!! Heard ya wanted to talk about Zombies- Im always free man so feel free to ramble on all ya want! Also my pops wanted to know if ya wanted nachos next time ya come over or not-"

- Vivian☆ ( @v1v14n-th3-z0mb13 )

Hell yeah I want some fuckin’ nachos. Those things are straight bangin’, I don’t know what kinda crack your pops I sprinklin’ on em but damn if it isn’t good.

You seen that new zombie chick comic Joe’s got at the shop?

[v1v14n-th3-z0mb13]

"I saw it- I mean it looks pretty cool but i dont wanna get my hopes up too much.. The design looks pretty sick though!"

"Also I'm pretty sure i can write down my dads recipie for ya if you want it.. Or just have him make some extra so you can take em home-"

[guroluvr]

As long as there’s some titties in the comic, it’ll be golden in my eyes. Too many prudes been pickin’ up the pencil recently…let the real men draw some shit up.

And yeah. Ask him if he’ll share the recipe. I’m not a cook, but it’s worth a shot.

[guroluvr]

PETER MICHAEL DINUNZIO!!!!!! Hai.... We should be friends..... Because I'm actually a vampire irl and I'm also a really pretty girl trust me ......... Heh!

YOURE A VAMPIRE??? DAYUM!!! Why didn’t ya come talkin’ to me sooner? Hit my line, baby.

[guroluvr]

"Hey Pete!! Heard ya wanted to talk about Zombies- Im always free man so feel free to ramble on all ya want! Also my pops wanted to know if ya wanted nachos next time ya come over or not-"

- Vivian☆ ( @v1v14n-th3-z0mb13 )

Hell yeah I want some fuckin’ nachos. Those things are straight bangin’, I don’t know what kinda crack your pops I sprinklin’ on em but damn if it isn’t good.

You seen that new zombie chick comic Joe’s got at the shop?

[guroluvr]

Ya little sister had a Tumblr account btw

SHE WHAT

[guroluvr]

Hi Pete!!! My friend Simon said you're really cool and uh he has a fat crush on you !!!

//I hope that's passing ur boundaries mod apologies if it is

HE!? look, I’m uh, flattered ‘n’ all, right? But I ain’t one to go in the backdoor, if y’know whadimean.

But, hey, tell ‘em if he thinks I’m cool?

He’s fuckin’ right.

[guroluvr]

[OOC] hey guys so just like my Logan account I am an idiot on this one too and got logged out.

God you people can’t do ANYTHING!!

[guroluvr]

You wanna know why ya brother been limping

I’m not interested in your faggy lies

[reggies-husband]

Answer the question boy

[guroluvr]

the answer is NO!!!!

[guroluvr]

Pete, guess what?

Chicken butt

I don’t fucking appreciate or enjoy your corny fuckin’ jokes,

[guroluvr]

You wanna know why ya brother been limping

I’m not interested in your faggy lies

[guroluvr]

Let me get Reggie number

HELL no. im not letting your faggy crush fuck with my brother

[reggies-husband]

Too late 😔 already fucked ya brother

[guroluvr]

you’re a fuckin liar. My brother isn’t gay. Fucked up that you’d try and pull his reputation down with you 😒

[reggies-husband]

His search history says otherwise but okay

[guroluvr]

what the hell are you talking about

[dudgeon-master]

Hey babe, are we gonna hang out today?? @guroluvr

[guroluvr]

yeah I’ll uhhhh see what I can do. We could go to the fair? But the club will probably want to go, too.

[dudgeon-master]

Why can’t it be just us? Can’t they do something else?

[guroluvr]

shit, look…you’re all puttin me in a real tough spot right now, ya know? I don’t like havin’ to chose between you guys.

[guroluvr]

Let me get Reggie number

HELL no. im not letting your faggy crush fuck with my brother

[reggies-husband]

Too late 😔 already fucked ya brother

[guroluvr]

you’re a fuckin liar. My brother isn’t gay. Fucked up that you’d try and pull his reputation down with you 😒

[dudgeon-master]

Hey babe, are we gonna hang out today?? @guroluvr

[guroluvr]

yeah I’ll uhhhh see what I can do. We could go to the fair? But the club will probably want to go, too.

[guroluvr]

Let me get Reggie number

HELL no. im not letting your faggy crush fuck with my brother

[guroluvr]

Can I kiss your brother

Excuse me?

[dudgeon-master]

Everyone ditched me so. I love living in Eltingville! This was close to an hour drive…I hate not having friends.

[rach-and-mr-fluffernickles-deac]

No way, that place is SO pretty. Where is it?

°:. *₊ ° . ° .• RACH（⊙ｏ⊙）

[dudgeon-master]

Oh! It’s just the lake..about 45 minutes from my house

[spothubby]

you should come over this weekend. your piece of shit boyfriend isnt allowed to come. doesnt really seem like he intends on going anywhere you go anyway.

[guroluvr]

I fuckin’ love hangin’ out with my girlfriend, bitch. Don’t think because I canceled on her this time means you can swoop your faggot ass in and take her.