[essektheylyss]

Brennan's so right about the separately evolving genres, though. Soldiers in a blockbuster action, Schemers in a high-concept spy intrigue, and the Seekers have just been thrust against their will into a regency romance.

[monamoni]

Enjoying the pool

[monamoni]

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[monamoni]

[monamoni]

[monamoni]

[caroline1688]

Wow! How cute! What kind of animal is that?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[natequarter]

martha/doctor/master dynamics that would've been funnier than uh. that:

the master doesn't regenerate in utopia and is more of a delgado-style master. in the absence of a suitable jo grant he tries to use martha as a substitute. martha, who has no idea what dynamic he's trying to recreate, is understandably confused.

the doctor and professor yana never run into each other and instead the doctor runs into missy later down her timeline. missy has obviously been stalking the doctor and tries to rope martha into her weird homoerotic homicidal hijinks to make the doctor jealous. it works, but perhaps not the way she intended. martha is really not sure how to feel about having two time lords fighting over her

the master does regenerate into john simm, and immediately starts complaining that martha and jack just can't live up to my dear miss grant :/ martha asks if my dear miss grant is blonde and he answers yes? why does that matter??? her hair colour is elementary, you idiots, the point is that my dear miss grant is far superior to the rest of your kind. jack and martha find this hilarious and he gets mad because he can't understand what's so funny

[seventeenthya]

doing RTD's work for him (making fifteen and dhawan!master kiss)

i just think it's neat how their main colors are kinda complimentary to each other

day 1 of drawing doctor who pairings that never were

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[andremichaux]

COMMUNITY | 3.04, "Remedial Chaos Theory"

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[kindredspiritsandgoodomens]

Things Doctor Who should be

a showcase for young/early career British acting talent and tv production talent in the UK

fiercely moral and borderline communist Saturday night family telly that's engaging for all ages

slightly parochial

12-14 episodes per series

cheap

Things Doctor Who should not be

open to any kind of input from any kind of USamerican

oops all stuntcasting

expensive

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[isabellebissonrouthier]

Reblog if u have too many wips

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

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[gussiegazelle]

I read this in the voice of "HI! I'M A SHOUTY MAN!" from Horrible Histories!