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How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Bullet to the head
By an Oompa Loompa or Mr. Wonka?
Charlie
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Van Wilder (2002)
smutty oneshots
just for when youâre in one of those smutty moods
1. Kink Therapy by PuzzlingApproach (10.8k)
Prompt: Where Louis and Harry donât know each other but they both have to go to a sex kink therapy group. Harry has a problem where heâs obsessed with sticking random household products inside of people during sex because he gets off on it and Louis has a problem where heâs overly submissive. At the end of the group meeting, Harry convinces Louis to come home with him. They forget everything they learned and their kinks come out. Sub!Louis & Dark!Harry
2. Thank the Hotel by PuzzlingApproach (4.6k)
The hotel messed up the boysâ reservations for after their Red Nose Day performance, causing Louis and Harry to share a single bed hotel room. When Harry wakes up to Louis having a wet dream, he just canât help himself. Heâd have to remember to thank the hotel later.
3. Just What The Doctor Ordered by mixingofmorals (2k)
Harry is a handsome, single, and lonely doctor. And his colleague, Liam, happens to have the prettiest patient Harry has ever seen, Louis. And when Liam takes a sick day off, Harry happily fills in for Louisâ check up. ~ In which Harry ends up letting sixteen year old Louis ride him.Â
4. Forever, Uninterrupted by sparkk (8.5k)
Harry finds a mysterious picture in Louisâ bag one night and drives himself crazy over it. Itâs definitely not what he thinks.
An excuse to write Harry in rut, because thereâs already so many heat fics out there.
5. Give It Up To Me by KrisStylinson (8.1k)
âYouâre going to end up making me come with all the boys in our lounge,â he finished, his tone softening the longer he spoke.
âAnd?â Harry murmured, placing his palm over the crevice of Louisâ arse, keeping the plug nice and tight inside of him. âWhat if I wanted you to?â
Or the clichĂ© where Louis isnât supposed to come but he does, and that canât go unpunished in Harryâs eye.
6. Anything Else Daddy? by ttomlinstyles (2.8k)
Calling him daddy was no accident
7. Iâll Make Sure To Call You Mine by pliantlouis (5.3k)
Louis and Harry have always been kinky, thatâs not a secret. Itâs Louisâ birthday and Harry has come over to his familyâs house to celebrate. When Louisâ parents and sisters go to sleep, Harry and Louis have some fun.
or the one where Louis has an extreme daddy kink
8. Fall Into Some Velvet Morning by brigee (6k)
Louis shrieks loudly as his body collides with the other boyâs, face smashing into said boyâs back which, of course, made him topple from his weird yoga pose. They lay sprawled on the ground, Louis on top of the weird kid who does fucking yoga in a park. Yoga Boy lifts his head out of the grass and mumbles in a gravely voice, âYou ruined my vibes there, mate.â
Louis groans as he sits up and rolls off of Yoga Boyâs back. âYea, well, you ruined my skateboard, mate. Think weâre quite even.â
or au where harry does yoga in parks and louis may or may not want to get into his yoga pants
9. The Edge of Madness by smuttythings (2.8k)
Louis being edged by Harry, kept close to orgasm without being allowed to come. Includes tickling, a butt plug, and just enough touching to keep Louis right on the edge of madness.
10. Naughty Girls Get Spanked by Erin94 (4.2k)
When Louis gets caught trying to steal a trophy from Harry for his sorority, he ends up having a lot more fun than he had planned.
Or the one where Louis wears panties and gets spanked and fucked by frat boy Harry.
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FIC NAVIGATION MASTERPOSTÂ
SCHOOLÂ Â
high schoolÂ
college/uni
fraternities: harry / louisÂ
SPORTS:
american football: harry / louis / both boxing: harry / louis dancing: harry / louis fitness instructor: harry / louis / both football: harry / louis / both
JOBS
actor: harry / louis / both
army: harry / louis / both
artist: harry / louisÂ
bodyguard: harry / louisÂ
baker: harry / louis / both
barista: harry / louis / both
businessman: harry / louis / both
CEO: harry / louisÂ
chef: harry / louis / both
cop: harry / louis / both
criminal: harry / louis / both
doctor: harry / louis / both
farmer/cowboy: harry / louisÂ
fashion designer: harry / louisÂ
florist: harry / louisÂ
journalist: harry / louisÂ
lawyer: harry / louis / both
librarian: harry / louisÂ
model: harry / louis / both
musician/singer: harry / louis / both
nanny/babysitter: harry / louis
nurse: harry / louisÂ
porn star/camboy: harry / louisÂ
photographer: harry / louisÂ
personal assistant: harry / louisÂ
producer: harry / louisÂ
prostitute/escort: harry / louisÂ
radio host: harry / louisÂ
tattoo artist: harry / louisÂ
secret/FBI agent: harry / louis / both
songwriter: harry / louis / both
spies: harry / louisÂ
stripper: harry / louisÂ
teacher: harry / louis / both
waiter: harry / louisÂ
writer: harry / louis / both
harry: *breathes*
louis: :>
Larry at the Bakery
Louis: Could we also get some bread buns please
Harry: *grabs louisâ ass* Actually don't worry, I've already got all the buns I need!
Louis:
Shop Keeper:
Harry:
Harry: I used to be a baker
Larry Fanfic Reading List II
IÂ read all the fics in my last list so hereâs pt.2 ( This gif is the cutest shit, why have I never seen it before?)
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I Wanna Be Yours Now
Someone is sending Louis flowers. Everyone suffers until Louis gets answers.
Words:8,329 Chapters:1/1
Turning Pages
Harry Styles tries to get lost in a place heâs never been. Â Louis Tomlinson has been perfecting the art of being lost for years. What they donât expect to find is each other.Â
Words:67,916 Chapters:1/1
Itâs Hard to Say it, Time to Say it
The one where Louis is an annoying customer who wonât leave Harryâs shop on time, and Harry is counting down the seconds until Louis leaves. Until a chance encounter at a concert, and suddenly, Harry really doesnât want Louis to leave.
Words:10,745 Chapters:1/1
The Squishy Fic
Larry sends a drunken text, Louis calls him squishy, and they go to a wedding.
Words:8,993 Chapters:1/1Â
If Itâs Meant to Be
âYeah. See you. Be safe,â Harry said, far too fondly for his best friend. He couldnât help it though. It was how he always had been and probably always would be.
They hung up and Harry threw his arm over his face.
âI am so in love with him,â he whined to himself. âFuck.â
Words:4,033 Chapters:1/1
Can I Be Him?
Louis is twenty years old and has been waiting for his soulmate and true love to come along since the day he was born. Harry is an eighteen year old youtuber who is skeptical of soulmates and the pressure of being the person someone else has been dreaming of their entire lives.
They meet at Playlist Live
Words:29,265 Chapters:1/1
Let Me Touch You Where Your Heart Aches
Friends with Benefits AU, in which Louis falls in love and Harry is jealous. There is some Karaoke singing somewhere in there, because how do you write a romantic comedy without a Karaoke scene?
Words:46,625 Chapters:7/7
Hiding Place
The canon compliant Harry and Louis love story from the very beginning, where the only difference is that the love between them is literally written on their skin, and thereâs only so much they can hide.
Words:365,058 Chapters:17/17
Time Bomb
Louis has everything: a lead role in a giant Hollywood franchise, a glittering new house with an entertaining Irish neighbor, and a steady, normal boyfriend who he probably loves. Louis never expected to become a household name among young Hollywood overnight. He also never expected to find something endearing about the enigmatic rockstar who keeps showing up on his back porch.
Words:291,555 Chapters:27/27
Weâre Not Friends, We Can be Anything
Harry and Louis are unlikely uni flatmates who definitely donât like each other and definitely wonât fall in love (even if Liam and Niall think otherwise).
BONUS
Let the Bullets Fly (Work in Progress as of 9/29/2017)
Harry Styles is Social Chair of Tau Kappa Epsilon at the University of Georgia and Louis Tomlinson is a film student from England. They meet when Harry gives Louis a lap dance at Boneyard Strip Club.
Words:13,828 Chapters:1/10Â
***(I started reading it not realizing it wasnât done, but it was a really good first chapter)
* h&l reveal and confirm their relationship *Â
louis: some people GENUINELY thought we were just friends Â
Nick: Howâs Louisâ baby? Harry: Iâm fine, thank you. Nick: âŠ
Sweet Creature is the larriest song yet
do you also lie when people ask you what youâre thinking of because you canât say âharry and louisâÂ
does the little one with the cheekbones know that the prince is in love with him because the moon sure does
*watches literally any movie* this could be an au where harry and louis-
Harry : please give me a kiss !
Louis : I am busy haz!
Harry : just one!
Louis : NO!
Harry : YES!
Louis : NO!
Harry : YES!
Louis : NO!
Harry : NO!
Louis : YES!
Harry : *smirks and moves his cheek forward for a kiss*
gemma: it's a cloudy day today I can't see the sun
harry: it's cloudy here too but I can see the sun
gemma: harry, we live in the same city
louis: hi love
harry: there it is
gemma: -.-