[gustyboondoggler]

intro!!

hey guys, im charlie (she/her)!

i've been into farts/skunk girls my whole life so i decided to join the tumblr fart kink community

into:

farts, musk, spray

not into:

scat/emeto/piss/slob or pretty much anything else

also like. male farts are not my thing. i am bisexual but when it comes to farting i am functionally a lesbian lol

my dms are open to chatting :) just dont be too weird

[princessbubblesfarts]

I want a pretty girlfriend to hold hands with and fart together

[femmefoxhotbox]

farting against each others pussies while we scissor, bonus points if panties are kept on for increased friction and amplification of the fart vibrations

[clowngurl]

Vampire girl with tummy ache hotboxing her coffin…

[femmefartale]

horny ): someone come over and fart with me until we get so worked up our hands wander each other’s bodies as we make out, only pausing to push out another fart

[gh0st-kitt3n]

Fuck relationships. I just want a lap dance from a gassy girl honestly.

[watcher201109]

An underrated phrase has to be 'They're usually not this bad.'

"They're usually not this bad."

She says, gripping the arm of her metal chair to minimize the visual trembling from her caramel brownie sundae-powered rumblers at the Ice Cream Parlor. She mentally pats herself on the back for choosing the the far corner outdoor seating...This time.

She huffs to herself with a pout, a hazy flush on her face as her large birthday cake cold brew latte has her toots coming out so warm, it's causing condensation to form on the metal walls of the elevator. Thankfully she's always the first to arrive in the office, the elevator will air out before people start flowing in. Always does.

She drunkenly mutters into her hand, faking that she left her phone at the table to separate from the girls and drop a few bombs, the deep, bassy, bubbly ones are quick to heat up the cushioned both seat. It should be illegal for edm clubs to serve Veggie Samosas, practically a war crime that they're actually good too.

She mutters under her breath as she feels all of her cheek meat rippling from a seemingly endless guttural fart roaring through her sleep shorts-covered rear. Bar crawl hangover aside, she's appreciative of the loud ass semitruck 'covering' for her at the red light of the crosswalk she's trying to clear. She can smell that they, at some point, went to Buffalo Wild Wings, as per tradition when they get blackout drunk. She's so out of it it hasn't even occurred to her that she's on autopilot, heading towards the big golden arches with her go-to breakfast order subconsciously ready.

She groans, the third or fourth comforter rippling fart did the trick in waking her up, her phone screen reading the time and April 21st. She glances at her desk to see the carnage of emptied pre roll tubes and about two bags from different local pizza joints.

[gustyboondoggler]

6 🩷

eggs! that's about it as I'm not a super gassy person :(

[gustyboondoggler]

yello yello! saw you wanted people to ask u stuff and i was curious, do you have any memorable fart stories? from like, either you or someone else doing it. doesn’t matter

the one that comes to mind was back in the fall! I was having really bad stomach issues and my farts were all over the place. my best friend was staying with me in my room and she went to go shower so i let one out but it was RANK. so i opened a window and hoped for the best. but 20 mins later she came back and asked if i had any perfume. to which i was like you can still smell it ????????? and she said it was so bad LOL

[eloctropus-deactivated20200511]

Fart and Burp Kink Q&A

Ask me three of those, if you like :) just write the numbers into the ask. Also, feel free to reblog and let your followers ask you!

1. When did you first realize you’re an eproctophile person?

2. Which farts do you prefer: “Silent but deadly” or loud blasts that almost don’t smell?

3. What do you like more about a fart or burp: sound or smell?

4. Do you ever fart in public intentionally?

5. Did you ever inflate yourself? If so, how?

6. Which food makes you gassy?

7. Which drink makes you burp the most?

8. Do you have a problem with farting in public restrooms?

9. Did you ever want so fart, but you ended up sharting in your pants?

10. Did you ever want to belch, but you got heartburn or even ended up vomiting?

11. Have you ever had a fart or burp contest with someone?

12. Have you ever put somebody into the “dutch oven”?

13. Do you have “morning gas” sometimes?

14. Do you stuff yourself in order to become gassy?

15. In which situations do you enjoy farting or belching the most? (for example: after stuffing, in the bathtub, in bed etc)

16. What’s the weirdest place you ever farted in?

17. Are you into scat as well?

18. Have you ever recorded your own farts and/or burps?

19. Do you think toilet humor is funny?

20. Do you have a favorite fart or burp scene from a movie or TV series? 21. Do you read fanfiction that involves farting / burping?

22. Do you draw art that’s related to your fetishes?

23. Do you rp?

24. Did you ever fart in an elevator? If so, were you alone or with other people?

25. Use three adjectives to describe your ideal fart or burp.

26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?

27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?

28. What do you think about the kinky tumblr community? Anything you want to say to your followers?

29. If a fairy offered you to change your fetishes – would you want to get rid of your fart or burp kink?

30. Bonus question – ask me anything!

[gustyboondoggler]

so exciting to see life back in the eprocto community here again!!! lets go wlw fart fetishists lets go!!!

[pervertedangel777]

In a public bathroom with shy bowels but your stomach is so upset and keep wet farting and stinking up my panties

And trying to poop but I’m just farting trying to shit and all I am is farting as it echos in toilet

And hearing giggles and being talked about

And they come to stall trying to figure who it is and try to open the door

They bang on it and degrading me and telling me I’m stinky girl and other mean names

And putting their phones under there recording me sharting my brains out and eventually open the door to record and make fun of me

[eproctowench]

Sometimes I love being a girl with a fart fetish

I’ll be so wet from the sound of farts; imagining myself going down on a person while they let loose those loud, rank farts so close to my tongue. My clit would throb, my heart would race.

I would take my vibrator, fucking myself while I rub my clit. Then, as if the earth knew what would make me cum, I let out the most satisfying fart known to man while fucking myself. I grunt, moan, and coat my vibrator in my juices until I climax.

[gustyboondoggler]

i am having the wettest hottest and rankest farts right now. i let one out bare cheeked on my bed and legit had to check to make sure i didn't shit myself.

[femmefoxhotbox]

femme that stuffs her butch with a greasy, protein-fueled dinner before taking them up to her pretty princess canopy bed and pulling the thick velvet curtains down around the four poster frame so they can hot box her in there with their absolutely noxious nonstop farts for hours

[cockdestroyer360]

Being an adult is getting your taxes done all while doing your absolute best to hold back your gas the entire time...Until you get to your car and finally let it bubble out...😩

[raichuleaf67]

Imagine a shut-in eating something bad and getting such horrible, rotten farts that they actually force them to go outside to get some fresh air.

These farts are toxic enough to make them gag and wheeze, and to escape the accumulation left in their room, they must brave the outside world and touch grass while their body forcibly airs itself out. Hopefully the grass won't wilt right in their fingers from how horrific the stench surrounding them is getting.