Gutsius Maximus

• Moist •

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yourecutesoi]

this is so fucking funny omg

[jettestblack]

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[tranarchist]

[friendly-animals]

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[super-norfair-deactivated202212]

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[karaszkun-deactivated20180213]

“No you ain’t!”

[sesh]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bus drivers and taxi drivers are just delivery men/women, they just deliver people instead of parcels.

[meanplastic]

[boseman-chadwick]

[kaminoproto]

“I’m ready.”

[diekingdomcome]

Time to du du du du du Duel

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[teradoration]

Monsters whose orgasms last a lot longer than a human’s. They shudder and squirt for minutes at a time, hips jerking, mouth wide open, and since you’re done already you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

[cocolovesorcs]

Ya know, enjoy the show.

[scottandhiskind]

Me as my monster boyfriend cums on me for 12 minutes and 43 seconds straight

[theshadowavatar]

@perfectperfidy

[buu-black-deactivated20190912]

@tsiyete @mbakudontpullout

[harumscarumcos]

@saintmilady

[cephalophor]

@antifamutant

[bihet-dragonize]

@eazzy–pink

[eazzy--pink]

My house after my monster boyfriend spent the whole night coming

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

can yall just die