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guy who keeps forgetting the word for “truck”

#guy 17

guy who goes to the grocery store just to strip the paint off the walls in the bathroom

#guy 16

guy who keeps showing people the exact same unfunny snoop dogg meme over and over again

#guy 15

guy who genuinely thinks that if you cut if your arm it’ll grow back

#guy 14

guy who wears really huge novelty sunglasses and gets really mad whenever anyone laughs

#guy 13

knightsickness

(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)

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guy who is this

#not my guy

guy who doesn’t know how to cross the street

#guy 12

guy who likes the feeling of sand under his fingernails and does it on purpose

#guy 11

guy who uses the pokemon card generator for hours a day daily just generating pokemon cards. he has thousands of them

#guy 10

guy who dresses completely normally except for every morning he styles his hair to look like he got electrocuted

#guy 9

guy who only dates people who are the exact same height as him down to the inch