Don Salvatore Maroni

The Boss. Mod is 18+

[guyaboutathing]

Frankie told me this is what the kids do these days. Call me Don Maroni if you work for me, otherwise you may call me Sal.

Rules below the cut

Don Salvatore Maroni rp blog, follows the Gotham (2014) Season 1 canon. Admin is in denial about him getting shot. For the sake of continuity, Sal knows who Penguin is. Feel free to interact as a canon character or oc!

Run by @minkmork

My other rp blogs!

@lastlancaster

Blog rules:

1. If you are a minor, you are responsible for your own media consumption. NSFW is allowed, but will be ignored if your bio has no age. (Admin is 18+)

2. No racism, homophobia, ablism, or any of that unpleasantry will be tolerated. Be respectful and all will be well!

3. Most importantly, have fun! I haven't fully decided if I want this to be a serious rp blog or a absolute meme, so go wild!

[guyaboutathing]

Are the kids of Gotham okay these days? I just saw a preteen kid fuck up a jump between rooftops and eat shit. He was wearing some kinda costume.

Christ their nose is bleedin'...

[guyaboutathing]

I'm hiring goons. Experience preferred, but not required. Contact for details.

[guyaboutathing]

My favorite cigars got tariffed. Can't have shit in Gotham.

Frankie did I do that right?

[guyaboutathing]

The thing about getting shot in the shoulder is that sometimes you have to go to physical therapy to get that shoulder to move properly again.

Contrary to what Frankie has said, I am not going to physical therapy because I am "ancient." That is misinformation.

I'm not even that old-

[guyaboutathing]

Little announcement for the boys. Enzo is now promoted to the manager position at Bamonte's.

This is not in any way related to the shootout last night.

[guyaboutathing]

I'm not one to brag, but...

⬛️🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Do the kids know what this is?

[stillnotawayne]

ooc.

jesus fucking christ i feel like dr eggman in the snapcube fandub

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

This should be self explanatory. The fact that I’m having to post this at all is disgusting and disappointing.

Don’t send nsfw to minors! Don’t reply with nsfw content on a minor’s post! Doesn’t matter if the character’s an adult, if the mod/mun is a minor, don’t fucking do it!

This has been an ongoing problem with several of the people I interact with, to the point that I’ve been asked to make this post. This is disturbing. It takes two seconds to look at someone’s intro post or bio to see if they’re okay with nsfw, regardless of their age.

Also, ask first? Like, what??? No one wants a random nsfw ask in their inbox or content in their mentions.

okay rant over PLEASE let me be normal for a few weeks and not have to make another fucking call out post.

[belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal]

//Absolutely never send NSFW to someone whose boundaries state that they don't want it, but even if they regularly post NSFW, you should make sure both parties are okay with it before sending it.

[lastlancaster]

// putting this here to say I am perfectly fine with NSFW, but I WILL be checking ages in bios to make sure even if you ask for permission. Minors, in theory, should be responsible for their own media consumption, but we can all do our part in making this a safe space for everyone to enjoy.

I will be reposting this to my Don Maroni blog as well.

[guyaboutathing]

oui boss Maroni. Good to See Ya Back

But i got to Ask. Where Ya been?

@henchmen4hiresmiley

Bamonte's, mostly. Takin' care of business. You still in the market for a job? I could use a good man like you.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Sure il Take da Work

[guyaboutathing]

Good man. There's an important shipment coming in later this week, and I need to make sure it gets... delivered properly if you know what I mean. Can't have it falling into the wrong hands.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

yes boss i Know What Ya Mean

make sure no Punks ot freeks Get There gross Little hands ON It

[guyaboutathing]

See Herman, this is why I like you. I wish I had ten more guys like you. Make sure you're ready to go by Tuesday, I'll send someone to pick you up.

[guyaboutathing]

oui boss Maroni. Good to See Ya Back

But i got to Ask. Where Ya been?

@henchmen4hiresmiley

Bamonte's, mostly. Takin' care of business. You still in the market for a job? I could use a good man like you.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Sure il Take da Work

[guyaboutathing]

Good man. There's an important shipment coming in later this week, and I need to make sure it gets... delivered properly if you know what I mean. Can't have it falling into the wrong hands.

[guyaboutathing]

oui boss Maroni. Good to See Ya Back

But i got to Ask. Where Ya been?

@henchmen4hiresmiley

Bamonte's, mostly. Takin' care of business. You still in the market for a job? I could use a good man like you.

[guyaboutathing]

Frankie I am not old I know how to use a phone. No I do not use the hunt and peck method to type oh shit-

(Sal was using voice to text for this)