love song for a vampire

get a load of this guy! joe, any pronouns, 25+ overdosing on fichtner cocaine

[targetedknowledge]

[guyanatole]

lets escape the horrors together

[guyanatole]

boy where’s the pictures in your asks I wanted to send you pictures. You’re gonna have to just I magine guy and Jasper instead I guess smh

i am a senior citizen when it comes to setting things up digitally but i am imagining them rn thank you very much my friend

[guyanatole]

biting harder into talamasca even as the tvl storm is about to crash into my shores

[reflectionage]

oh yeah they do

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[guyanatole]

forever enamoured with the vampire jasper and his cowboy boots and his sexy attitude and the silver curls on the back of his head i’d love to run my fingers through and that fuckass ipad i fear i will commit atrocities for him just to get an ounce of his attention maybe a condescending little pat on the back would be enough to keep me going but honestly i just want that old vampire hole and i bet it feels like silk

[guyanatole]

staring at the ceiling wishing i was normal. casual day to day things

[guyanatole]

anna leamas your son kisses like a girl

[guyanatole]

oh to lay down with mama

[guyanatole]

man i can't do this turn this shit OFF

[guyanatole]

such a pretty baby... i miss yewwww.

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[guyanatole]

rewatching talamasca and having many feelings about guy anatole. i am a Mother

[guyanatole]

i feel Bad for people following me for stuff i no longer dabble in. no i'm sorry there won't be any more star wars on this blog. it sucked the life out of me i am healed and sober now. good luck to you tho!

[cosmickoshi]

Excuse me I'm extremely normal about The Character. Yes I got a stomachache thinking about them in passing and needed to lie down for a bit before I felt well enough to go about the rest of my day. But apart from that I'm completely and utterly normal about them.