johnathan

just a dude that’s often stuck in traffic

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Maybe all men are evil and need to die or something

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How the fuck do you use excel

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Happy pride month to older women stuck in a heteronormative world, happy pride month to 40yo women that are still pining after a woman they havent seen in 20 years, and happy pride month to stanley tucci

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Happy gay month cause you know you gay and shit

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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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Having a very difficult time choosing what language to learn

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I think its funny when i see some fandom thing thats about the college experience. Saw someone say “wow they’re roommatss now so they can never escape each other”. My brother in christ, i saw my roommates maybe 5 times this whole past semester

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Having no seat on a several hours long bus ride should be a punishment in the 8th circle of hell

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Whatever a bangaranga is, i have been persuaded. I am also it

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Made up a new word

Happenable

Everyone start using it right now

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6 years late to this but bruh, they weren’t even given one more minute, i’ll shoot myself

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Sometimes i post art on my art blog that is small and i go on tumblr like 10 minutes later and i see a notification and i get happy and then turns out scammerasshole3000 commented that there is something wrong with my account that i immediately need to message them about it

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Torn between this being amazing satire or if i need to set my blogs on fire

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Sometimes i post art on my art blog that is small and i go on tumblr like 10 minutes later and i see a notification and i get happy and then turns out scammerasshole3000 commented that there is something wrong with my account that i immediately need to message them about it

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Sam felt ben throwing rock paper scissors and he decided he must instead throw his entire winning run

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People just have a terrible hatred for sequels and thats why all the youtube videos for the devil wears prada 2 are titled something like “if anne hathway can deadlift 250lb and stanley tucci is apparently in a straight marriage, can the sun shine just right for me to call tdwp2 a flop”

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Emily is probably a bit too obsessed w andy for it to be normal but its ok, loved that for them

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Heated rivalry also made me realize i was straight, cause i was watching shane and ilya go at it with a completely straight face but rose landry smiling on screen had me kicking my feet