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everythingfox

Life’s a box of chocolates

(via)

animalsbeingderps

seriouslyamerica

tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst

every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes

solitarelee

yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.

letmebegaytodd

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

letmebegaytodd

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

letmebegaytodd

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

letmebegaytodd

i didn't....i didn't even think to do that

letmebegaytodd

I could've...used other ingredients......?

letmebegaytodd

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

letmebegaytodd

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

letmebegaytodd

The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:

jimimn

double attack

#jungkook #jimin #jikook #bts

catchymemes

Credit: @pet_foolery

salted-delights-deactivated2021

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

bowling-with-skulls

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

shoelace-and-friends

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this.

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters.

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space.

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination.

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support.

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist.

skwerlly-squirrel

NOW I will reblog this.

tropiyas

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

tropiyas

boots with the curse

girlrose

the only place i feel i belong is in my BEDROOM on my BED

jurassic-cunt

"u almost 30 what u readin fics for?"

dude what else ima do at work when i don't wanna work? work????

i'll read fics til i die

kristenbouchard

resume. cover letter. linkedin. emails

iamnotlanuk

actually queer people can do all 7 sins this month, not just pride

felderwin

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

fatallyblonde

there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

r0rschach

What happens!!?? I want this romance…. so cute

decaflesbian

Ummm im here for vintage lesbians

weirddyke

i’m sure someone probably commented on this post already but this is calamity jane, they eventually move into a tiny cabin together and sing a song about how “a woman’s touch” can fix anything. i watched this movie daily when i was about 7 and now i’m a dyke

tsoki

my butch lesbian professor who is well into her sixties had told me that this was her first real exposure to the concept that a woman could not only be attracted to other women, but be butch while doing it. she said this movie propelled her into her sexuality with a sense of pride and remains a cornerstone of her coming-out journey. in short, representation matters and always has.