im like if jake english was a boy

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[guyofthing]

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Tagging system:

guy of art -> My art and creative writing.

guy of essay -> My longposts. Mostly about my fancomic. I'm not a Homestuck analyst! Sorry!

guy of reblog -> You guessed it.

guy of yelling -> Me just talking.

guy of asks -> Asks.

guy of fragments -> Posting about my currently unpublished fancomic, Fragments.

guy of boards -> Stimboards, moodboards, etc.

gift of guy -> Other people's art of my characters!

Ship names are in [Brackets] and I don't differentiate between romantic and platonic ships nor what quadrant the romantic ones are in.

[chronic-art]

I've been thinking about June Egbert and the title page poem. It makes me emotional. This kinda kicked my ass but I think I'll like it once I stop looking at it for a minute

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[nekropsii]

metatextually, this is a random forum game comic hussie had made a while ago, and was inserting because she's addicted to callbacks. acknowledging this fact before i get into the meat here.

can you fucking imagine being dave? like, specifically, can you imagine growing up like this? being "raised" by bro, who beats the shit out of you so routinely you're already steeling yourself for sword combat the moment you see a weapon out of place

who keeps the kitchen stocked full of weapons instead of food, and intentionally packs his possessions in the kitchen appliances to make eating even harder

keeping the place a dangerous wreck all the time, leaving a trail of threats of imminent destruction everywhere he's been

you're having some crises today. your only friends are in danger, you're failing to choke down the realization that you hate your home, you hate your brother, and you hate your life. a sword is missing from the rack. the air reeks of metal, sweat, and heat. nothing's going right. you're trying to keep your cool. you've gotta keep your cool. you need to keep your cool.

then you see that fucking comic taped to the door. waiting for you to read it. what the fuck man. jesus christ. i'd lose my shit. can someone get her the hell out of there

[nekropsii]

it's just hell. she is in hell right now. this house is hell. this isn't a situation a 13 year old should ever find themself in. it just isn't right. it really isn't right

[nekropsii]

your name is dave strider, and you can't even manage to eat.

your name is dave strider, and a room temperature bottle of apple juice is a gift from god.

[guyofthing]

i think pg awaystuck is kind of used to coming home to find his shit just gone.his grandmother's control over him, while absolute, is very subtle. she gives pg a very long leash, but when he's not around silently punishes him for all perceived slights and sets about removing all methods of escape or rebellion. i think he's used to coming home to his room ransacked, his mattress flipped over, and half of his clothes missing. and the poor kid won't even know it until he goes looking

[guyofthing]

observer fragments one of the most misogynized women ever. when she was a diplomat people thought she was a trophy wife and when she ran away to become a soldier they decided she was a whore. awesome. that's how she's remembered in literal history books. someone save her.

[nekropsii]

june egbert tantrum alter

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

[7dmom]

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

[guyofthing]

Trying to summarize all the different groups of characters in fragments and basically it's like this.

- Alternian trolls: we're all like sophomores in high school and we all kind of suck but we love each other and have constantly been taught that adults will never ever help us so we'll just kinda. handle it ourselves. yeah.

- Beforus trolls: okay i know being a young adult sucks but can you stop trying to kill yourselves and each other for like one hour.

- Alternian ancestors: war is hell

- Beforus ancestors: what the fuck are you doing. what the fuck are you doing. stop?

[nekropsii]

she types gay. + stupid. reblog

[rosey-thorns]

Oh shit I still haven't posted this

Whatever, happy 4/13!

[nekropsii]

on one hand, i think her propensity for tantrum throwing is interesting. she lives her life in a constant state of repressed frustration, and only lets it out on things that don't seem to matter. at least, not to the outside observer. it's always the little things. that's just how it is. when you face a million tiny injustices every day, any one of them could be the straw that broke the camel's back. even if that straw is born of kindness - like someone lovingly making food for you that you just cannot stomach right now.

again, she's a very strongly written child. she lacks agency in ways children often do, and reacts to it exactly the way a child would. especially one that's as deeply repressed and closeted as june. i feel this is an aspect of her writing that's often overlooked, because a sizable chunk of readers are teenagers who have not unpacked that. and, unfortunately, even more lack experience of or even basic knowledge about transmisogyny, how it operates, and the effects it has on trans youth

on the other hand, she's literally cutes. it's cutes. she's cutes. you literally agree with me.

[nekropsii]

[guyofthing]

pg doesn't have the language to describe his transness or his alterhumanity but oddly i think the latter is a LOT easier to wrap his head around. i wish i was a dog instead of a girl, it says, blissfully unaware due to its isolation that dogs can be girls

[guyofthing]

xe literally don't know fucking anything all his grandma taught him was 50s gender roles chicken husbandry and lie

[guyofthing]

pg doesn't have the language to describe his transness or his alterhumanity but oddly i think the latter is a LOT easier to wrap his head around. i wish i was a dog instead of a girl, it says, blissfully unaware due to its isolation that dogs can be girls

[guyofthing]

pt and pg are actually a lot like their guardians i would like to Properly Render their guardians like they're real people (in homestuck your parents are not real people because of the nature of what homestuck is about) as a treat so everyone can see my vision.

[guyofthing]

did you hear they're gonna invent a trans people with normal relationships to their parents soon