escape from monkey island sentence starter
hey, i should bring (name) here! s/heâd love this place.Â
three glorious months on the high seaâŠÂ
she was a lot nicer before she died.Â
not to be insensitive, but are you blind?
monkeys, monkeys, itâs full of the monkeys!!
thatâs the second biggest monkey head iâve ever seen.
could you please stop flinging boulders at my house?
donât say anything! youâll cause a time paradox.
why are there so many holes around the dartboard?Â
was i the âpet monkeyâ in that last part?
itâs good to see that (place) doesnât mollycoddle itâs criminal elements.Â
how do i get off this fuckinâ island?!
i never did like those vicious piranha poodles.
they called me the dartmaster 5000 in high school! or.. something that rhymed with that, anyway.
in three weeks, it taught (name) how to channel his/her destructive antisocial urges into more constructive avenues.Â
here, fishy, fishy, fishy.
donât play smart with me, fleshbag.
check out this doohickey.Â
youâre nothing without your precious attack duck.
you know, if i werenât the peaceable sort, iâd whack that gentleman over the head with one of my sticks. and i wouldnât stop whacking, until his brains leaked out all over my hand-polished rustic hardwood floor.
some old guy with a weird accent accused me of stealing flowers from his front yard.
aw, câmon, let me take a plunge in a river of hot molten lava!
i was kinda hoping youâd cave in to my incessant nagging.
i may be evil, but iâm not crazy.
i remember where i put my pants!
you fight like a dairy farmer.
ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.
that pig shaped bush frightens and confuses me.
as showrooms go, iâd rate it a 78. it had a good beat, and i could dance to it.
right! iâm trying to forget and now i remember. now i have to start all over, you miserable bastard.
itâd be a lot easier if i could just bribe you.
i think heâs still pretty cheesed off about the bank robbery.
if itâs any comfort, i never found you all that fearsome to begin with.
go pick a pack of posies.Â
pick up the moon? are you nuts?
are you sure we canât kill him? iâve let him alive before, and itâs always been a big mistake.
i was attacked by an army of koalas.Â
i think i tossed a bon mot in a food fight once.Â
howâd he get here, anyway?
oh, the lava is hotter than a flame-broiled otter and my shoes are slowly melting to the fiberglass floor.
what kind of a demonically evil scheme involves roller coasters and cotton candy, anyway?
you know what else would look good on me? your blood, on my hands.
thatâs a tale of heart stopping malice, and evil.