The Inner Machinations of Gwen's Mind Are No Longer An Enigma

You were expecting this side blog of mine to look cute like all of the rest of the blogs I own, didn't you? Well, not quite. The only cute thing on this blog is the Sailor Moon cursor. Welcome, anyway, to a blog which caters solely to what is within Gwen's (GwenTheWelshGal) mind. If you wish to view this site in a language other than English, then use the thing below: function googleTranslateElementInit() { new google.translate.TranslateElement({pageLanguage: 'en', gaTrack: true, gaId: 'UA-63301946-12'}, 'google_translate_element'); }

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Looks like I need a new second monitor...

Because the 10 year (an estimate) old Liteview LM15W I had been using as a second monitor for a while (previously in storage after screen on a prior broke its blacklight suddenly; before that a primary monitor for my very first computer (which wasn’t a laptop)) has just died. Might as well add “a new second monitor” to my Christmas list...

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Kan-Ra’s Intro in Killer Instinct makes me think the same thing every time.

You know Kan-Ra from Killer Instinct? Well, he has that sort of smile in his intro that makes me think of the same thing every time, especially when you take his line, “You’ll make a fine specimen.”, into account…

~~ Gwen (GwenTheWelshGal)

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I’m fairly sure two of my side blogs are quite similar to each other. I mean, I have Gwen’s Dreams, and I have Gwenverse.

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I sometimes think Ernst Stavro Blofeld needs to go to Specsavers.

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Kan-Ra’s intro in Killer Instinct makes me think he’s vying to open a sperm bank.

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If butterfly rainbow unicorn kittens were real, I’d probably adopt one.

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Why do I always feel thirsty every time I wake up?

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It takes an annoyingly long time for me to fall asleep.

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If I woke up tomorrow with a vagina, ovaries, a uterus, breasts, no testosterone poisoning, and many years of the blessings of oestrogen (basically everything a cisgender girl would have), I’d celebrate as if I had won the lottery

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I wonder how many people on Game of Thrones died by drowning in dragon piss.

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I wonder what a breastplate stretcher looks like. 

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My bathroom tap is so annoying, I named it Joffrey.

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I hate it when my neck aches, especially when I'm trying to get some sleep.

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So I’ve created the Gwenverse, since Gweniverse was taken.

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I get so lonely at times that I create entire universes in my head. I try to write about it in the form of fanfiction, but I know it’ll be shitty and I’m certain that someone would refer to me in a fanfiction review as “a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity”

I should probably create another side blog (Yes, this one is a side blog) and call it the “Gwenverse” or the “Gweniverse” or something, and yes, the universe has heavy Sailor Moon and Star Trek references to the point that the Trek fans would be reminded of  Hodgkin's Law of Parallel Planetary Development.

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It turns out that unsurprisingly, the British Prime Minister, Theresa May, thinks it’s okay to discriminate against others in the name of ‘free speech’.

I can deduce that she thinks it’s okay for transgender people like myself, a closeted transgender girl, deserves to be beaten to death, discriminated against to the point that attempted suicides and mental breakdowns would skyrocket at a seemingly exponential rate, being constantly harassed and misgendered, and other things that would drive us over the edge.

She thinks we don’t deserve a place where we can be safe from all the horrible shit that goes on in the world. Reading about her callous remarks makes me angry and sad, and I think I’m in need of emergency cuddles.

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I am convinced that the average size of the naan breads from Indian restaurants in my local area are somewhere in size between Kaliningrad Oblast (that Russian exclave bordering Poland and Estonia) and Eastern Europe in its entirety, or somewhere in size between Io and the Large Magellanic Cloud.

I bet if Gordon Ramsay stood behind one of the naan breads, he’d feel like Tyrion Lannister.