Abyss Walker

Reality is just an opinion, one I happen to disagree with. Ibra, 20.

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[30minutememes]

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[jheselbraum]

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

[gif87a-com]

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

BITCH ME

[1-800-not-my-problem-anymore-de]

[outofcontextdnd]

Recently, I GM-ed for a group who'd never played before and wanted to try out RPG-ing. I've GM-ed for people who've never played before, but this group was like none I've ever met: they were normal. They made straight forward plans, they got along, they want on their straight forward intro quest, and they just fought things with their weapons. Weirdest thing they ever did was try to persuade the lead minion to join them for about a minute. Has anyone else had a group like that?

Are you sure this wasn’t a dream??

[pizza-is-scarce]

Reblog to let your followers know Because it’s only once in the night time

[obviousplant]

[gif87a-com]

[theilluminantsystem]

I run to stop that door!

Make an athletics check

*nat 20*

*sighs* okay so…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ????????????? Babe ??????????????

[eliego]

Untitled by Rosario Oddo

[megumiarchive-deactivated202007]

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

[outofcontextdnd]

"You're free to become chicken farmers but I hope you know that's the end of this campaign."

-Our DM

[loki-cat2]

same

[darkpit-junkie]

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[officialunitedstates]

cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you