cloudy with a chance of sexy

George Weston || 36 || Shifter ||  "What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe?"

[gxrgeousgeorge]

nympho-nathan‌:

I suppose I’d only be known to people who actually pay attention to the world around them.

Oh, you’re awfully full of yourself, aren’t you?

[gxrgeousgeorge]

theprodigaljennings‌:

Dude! I was not until right this very second. Whoa c'mon, man- don’t go hatin’ on the Bacon. You know my love for you is unconditional but if you can’t respect the man who rocked the world in only a white t-shirt then we need to schedule an intervention. Then we gotta cut loose. Footloose.

[ Isaiah let out another laugh, waving over the bartender before ordering two of their most extra cocktails; all the bells and whistles included. Maybe even literally if they were lucky. Anyways, the point was he was having a drink with his bro and therefore all was well. ] Anything I can do to redeem myself. Speaking of, how’s things down at the station? You scare off another intern yet?

Hatin. If I wasn’t before, I’m definitely “hatin’” now. Kevin Bacon might be able to pull off a white t-shirt, but come back to me when he pulls off a three piece suit and a completely unflattering green screen, then we’ll talk. [Okay, he didn’t hate Footloose, but teasing Isaiah came as second nature.] More importantly, it’s you who shouldn’t be reenacting Footloose.

Oh, they’re fantastic. I’ll start by stating that the last intern I had managed to land herself a higher position at the station, thanks to me. The newest one does have a nice pair of legs, though.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

dr-rebelprincess‌:

What, you think you’re hotter news than who’s gonna be prom queen? Just when I thought your ego couldn’t get any bigger… Probably for the best though, either way; wouldn’t want to start a riot. One prom’s enough for any man. 

Oh, I know I am. You might be saying something different, but we both know it’s true. [Her words were a dead giveaway that he was right and but for once he decided not to point it out.] Right, you are. Though, it was a good Prom.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

dr-rebelprincess‌:

Oh, how unlike you. If a day ever passes when you’re not picturing a thigh holster, feel free to shoot me a text and I’ll start the parade. So, I figure you’re not the special celebrity guest at this year’s prom then?

Ahhh, no. I think I’d probably distract from the actual prom aspect of the evening.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

dr-rebelprincess‌:

So does anyone know what like, an appropriate pre-prom gift is? A tiara? A thigh holster for a hip flask? I’m trying to be a supportive aunt here. —Oh! Vote Faye. Woo! But seriously, yay or nay on the the thigh holster?

I’m definitely picturing a thigh holster, but not on anybody young enough to still be going to prom.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

radiant-ruby

Did I... send you slurred words??

i think i justs got them from paige and calla BUT YANNOW. I WELCOME ALL OF THEM

[gxrgeousgeorge]

ALRIGHT FAM! You’ve seen my neglected bb’s replies and I’ve had enough to make slurred words go quickly and easily. Obvi I’ll do more replies when I’m done, buuut don’t feel fear on sending me MORE slurred words wwhenever you see/want to. Whenther that’s five mins from now or tomorrow or a week from now, i’d love to see more.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

formerprincess-paigevanderbilt:

How kind. I’ll bet you’d love to see that in action. Unfortunately it will have to be another time, I’m simply too tied up to even think about enjoying myself right now. Ah, of course. I would love a raincheck, we’ll schedule something for next week. Have your people call my people [as if she had people anymore, but she wasn’t above bribing Louis to pretend to be her secretary if the moment called for it]. Oh, my dear, I wasn’t trying to offend you, please don’t misunderstand. I thought everyone knew about the news hierarchy, I suppose I was wrong. I’m actually quite fond of Wendy Star, but I can’t deny your achievements. Your mother must be so proud of you, reporting the weather to all, what, one thousand town residents? It’s a great first step, George, I know you’ll go far. [She’s being unreasonably petty now. George didn’t force her to cheat on her husband, and it was hardly his fault for getting caught in the middle. But it was somehow easier to hate him than it was to blame herself]. How kind, I’ll pass it along.

Tied up.... now that is a sight I’d love to see. Maybe we can add that to the raincheck, as well? [He allowed his eyes to give her a once over, smirking once again as he started to back away. He knew it was a reckless conversation, one that shouldn’t really be happening, but he couldn’t help himself.] Oh, no, dear. I’m very pleased with where I am. I could rise if I wanted to, I’ve gotten offers. Believe it or not, I like Havensdale.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

dr-rebelprincess:

Bad sex?

The channel five voice and everything, wow. I don’t know what I did to ever deser—- [ Naturally, they were interrupted and she was reminded why she’d always hated him. And not hated him. Andy wasn’t above the raised eyebrows, rolling eyes and even an over-dramatic tapping foot while the weather’s biggest fangirl got her little heart. As if he needed a reason to be more pleased with himself. ] The little heart was a nice touch, you’ve really perfected it. Do you need to sit down now? Rest your money maker [ she waggled her hand ]? I can get you a bottle of water or something but you’ll have to ask fast, I have a hellish dinner to get to later on.

Oh Andy. I think we both know the sex wasn’t bad. Wasn’t if you who once called me a god? Ahhhh, those were the days.

My apologies; it happens more often than you’d think it would. But ah, forget her. Tell me about this dinner of yours.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

theprodigaljennings:

There’s theatrics Georgie and then there’s my theatrics. We’re talking table dancing, shirtless scenes, hitting notes only Celine Dion did during the recording of the Titanic soundtrack… Don’t cheapen me.

Man, I do love when you bring out that TV tone. [ With his laugh, Isaiah felt like his work there was done. At least in terms of breaking the weird mood ice. ] Yeah, you’re right. I took things too far and I can only apologize my dearest and most favourite brother. And weatherman. Do you want a cocktail?

You’re not suggestion your own rendition of... what-- Footloose-- are you? Because if so, please spare me.

Oh, shove it. I’ll save my own theatrics as well. [He was grateful, his brother always knew how to pull him out of any slump he might have been feeling.] Ahhh, I suppose a cocktail might remedy you of your.... injustices.

[gxrgeousgeorge]

eyes-a-wandering-elena:

Oh. George. [ swiftly wiping away any tear that may have fallen and forces a smile ] If I had known it was you I never would have-… Please, sit.

Oh, don’t worry, I’m not offended. [He sits across from her, gesturing to her drink.] I don’t s’pose you’d want another, would you?

[gxrgeousgeorge]

hi hi, i’m a sham of a roleplayer, so i’m gonna start with my neglected babus first

[gxrgeousgeorge]

excuse me while i rise out of the abyss like mushu to do some replies

[lewlhen]

[gxrgeousgeorge]

dr-rebelprincess:

Consistency is key, even in people. [Instead of laughing she rolls her eyes with minimum sarcasm.] I’ll try not to tweet about it. Naturally, just like in this conversation. I am shocked that no one’s interrupted to ask for your autograph yet though. Must be a slow morning.

Careful. Consistency can easily cause idle hands and I think we both know what that leads to.

We on the News Team thank you greatly, truly. Do stay tuned, though. Wendy has a scoop that might wind up shocking all of Havensdale, during the six o’clock news. [And just then, a young woman-- no older than 25-- came up to him, gushing about being a big fan and could he please please please sign her... arm. Naturally, he did, adding a little heart to the end before sending the girl off with a wink.] You were saying?

[gxrgeousgeorge]

nympho-nathan:

I know… I’d be starstruck if I met me too. Autograph, yeah?

Ooh, this is... embarrassing. Am I supposed to know who you are?

[gxrgeousgeorge]

h8-u-5ava:

It’s a fucking nightmare if I have to got to this family dinner tonight.

I don’t think I can be of much help there, unless you’re extremely good at faking emergencies.