[juney-blues]

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

[zvaigzdelasas]

If I were a snake I know it'd feel good as fuuuuuck to just stick out my tongue to sense my environment #mysurroundings

[alivehouse]

offering the venus of willendorf some of my taro milk tea

[withwordsasweapons]

how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10

[fruitbowlvoid-deactivated202511]

shopping

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[hustlerose]

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[socialistexan]

[scaryhagmother]

Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

[dystopianroach]

“I asked chatgpt-“ ok well I asked the male Madagascar hissing roach in my tank and he made a really loud sound from his spiracles (the holes found on the animal’s abdomen) by forcing air through them. this incredible ability makes a unique sound that can only be made by that individual roach alone. It’s thought that this noise is not only a way to deter predators but a way to communicate with other members of the colony, as Madagascar hissing roaches are a democratic and very intelligent species. They enjoy socializing, sharing spaces, and even their women exhibit motherly behaviors often only seen in higher intelligence mammals

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[girlmostlikely]