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INDIE “CHAINS” RP BLOG FROM OVERKILL’S PAYDAY2 LOW ACTIVITY. SELECTIVE. 18+. Please read rules & info before interacting.

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An INDIE and SEMI-SELECTIVE CHAINS from the Payday franchise.

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#(;pinned post)#dni!!!!

I'm also putting it right down in HC canon rn that my Chains is a NUISANCE with the Aux chord. Canon wise, we know he listens to Adele and Beyonce. I'm adding in a mixture of shit like Death Grips and other experimental hip hop, general hip hop, general pop, general alternative, fucking symphonies, and the worst of all....meme mash-up mixes.

This man will go from Adele to Rico Nasty to DMX to MC Hammer to Gorillaz to shit like THIS all in the span of one car ride.

#my reasoning is the same as why i have him being such a diverse foodie #this man need stimuli and constant stimuli so like he needs music that fucking ping pongs everywhere #(;headcanons)#this man is also the type to have music playing while also listening to a podcast or something while he works like he needs mfing NOISE

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change is so tasty💎🥴🖕

#(;chains)#he is so babygirl with a gun coded

y'know, I think Chains was PISSED!!! when shit went under and he lost his cash and shit but...I also think he missed it. The military, merc work, etc wasn't enough for this man...civvie life (no matter how exciting he tried to make it) just wouldn't cut it for long I don't think. I think he was itching for the mask again by the time PD3 events started up.

#also has anyone talked about like....the fallout for the ones that went 'clean'?? and public???#chains started a fucking company and had a considerable impact on the stunt and effect industry #moVIES were poPULAR because of his stunt work contribution dfkjgdbg #im personally flying with the HC that he's assumed dead by the public after the botched attempt on his life #but stiLL LMaooo #tbd

Between my HC that Chains is a really good cook and a foodie and HCing my Payday oc is also a sleeper agent good cook....none of the crew got any excuse to eat poorly kfdjbgnkdfg

#tbd #i means chains doesnt just cook for every one but if he sees someone living on cup of noodles he's gonna be like #do you...want me to show you how to make fucking....like anything that isnt /that/

Heist Dads is such a good dynamic even outside of shipping because you can't look at Dallas and Chains and tell me they don't give off

"Go ask your father." "Idk go ask your mom."

sort of vibes to the younger or less experienced members

#but arachno why on earth would Chains ever be in any sort of leader or parent role #well u see underneath all his silly little kablams and kablows he totally can have a serious tone #that and this man was in the military aND then traveled the world running with the military mercs/PMCs for awhile #you cant tell me that when push comes to shove he's not capable of putting on a Dad Voice at the very least to make sure none of them end #dead etc kdjfghndg #tbd #we know he butt heads with Bain and im sure he's done the same with Dallas but at the end of the day he #does respect the chain of command and he trusts these guys and so he's not actively going for any sort of #right hand man role etc but if it comes to it he can run with it #if that makes sense im tired lmao #i am holding chains and dallas in my hands like little creatures

Chains bitching about shitty pre-planning and how important it is they have a good ass plan to follow only to veer off the plan as soon as they hit one snag and go mega assblast loud

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 🔁 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬.

i read somewhere that safehouse was gonna eventually be a thing in PD3 (just not at launch) and so I'm just operating under the assumption that idea hasn't been scrapped. Chains has a lil' weapons area again (not as good as the last safehouse and he'll sure as hell let you know that dkgndg)

#kinda just playin the game vicariously thru streamers rn cuz im prob mmmm #gonna wait for the first dlc im not entirely sold on the game yet ngl

sorry to the folks that are around but dead rpc mean i get to scream into the void until someone tells me to shut up. also dead fandom where i have a canon and oc blog means i get to give them silly HCs together.

anyway chains and lupus (the fucking beasts that they are) have caught a cloaker mid-take down kick. don't get me wrong, they both still got their asses handed to them on just about every occasion-—but i like to think this has made them both bigger targets for the bragging rights of it all and also probably makes some of the newer ones hesitate a bit before trying to have a go at them.

#(;headcanons)#lupus and chains are never on the same heists unless its that fucking dire to need that much muscle #because like having both of them there is lowkey scaaaaary #(;lupus)

here's to hoping there's more live action shit because some of the old clips are so LQ it's not even funny. Anyway, barking rn for one (1) clown man.

#cw video #(;chains)#payday chains #also shoutout to that meme loadout video that has this song that got me into payday in the first place kjdbfgdg #(ok to rb c:)

#(;musings)#chains in shock and bleeding out: there was room!!!!!!!

I don't know if it was some voiceline lore I found or some weird random HC i was pursuing but never posted about but I have like 3 musings gifsets in my likes concerning the jack and rose door dilemma from the titanic movie,,,,like I guess my Chains is real fucking concerned about it and will launch into a rambling verbal essay on why jack woulda fit and rose is a killer or some shit

#coming back to a blog after like years is wild because there are all these incomplete thoughts and hcs and i have to piece them all together #like it's a lil fucking scavenger hunt mystery #tbd

@clownfile ASKED: ❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞

Chains offered no reply at first, calloused fingers working at attachment parts far too small to not warrant eventual frustration. Just as something clicked into place, something else slipped from between his digits and clattered once onto his worktable surface and then twice more once it had skittered to the ground and out of sight. A hissed cursed and then several more slipped between clenched teeth as the heister resolved to leave it for the time being and turned to face Houston, arms coming to cross over his chest as he leaned against his weapon workbench.

❝ The fuck it isn't. You go in, you steal the shit, you leave. I'm no mathematician but that sounds like the same formula to me. ❞ he breathed in and leveled the other with that sort of look you didn't often see from Chains, let alone want directed at you. It was a real scary fucking time when the gun-a-blasting, balls-to-the-wall guy pinned you with a THOUGHTFUL and analyzing look.

❝ Nah, nah. Something's on your mind and you're just not saying it. You've got some sorta issue with the plan, don't you? You don't think that shit's as air tight as it should be for the ridiculous goddamn threat level is is. That it? ❞ he turned his head and shook it once, clucked his tongue and carried on without much wait for a proper reply.

❝ Shit, man. Had a fucked up feeling about it in my gut. You know? That instinct shit? Couldn't place why exactly. Maybe we're picking up on the same screwy thing. That or I've got food poisoning. ❞

#(;ic)#(;ask)#clownfile #chains let him spEAK kdjfhgjkdfg

At peace knowing Wick probably didn't even notice people trying to gank him on top of everyone else constantly trying to put him down at the time. Sobbing and screaming because he couldn't return Shade's call because his ass was DEAD at that point.

#i am actually so emotional about J wick in the payday universe i am actually so FERAL about his time with the gang being a prequel to the #franchise and how by the time PD3 rolls around we're already at or past the events of JW4 #no one TOUCH ME

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A HEIST WITH MARKIPLIER SENTENCE STARTERS part 1

“ Alright, we’re in. ” “ You know the plan, right? ” “ Stick to the plan and you’ll be just fine. But if you deviate from it for even a single moment, I won’t come back for you. ” “ Behind you! ” “ Ah! I mean – who’s there?! ” “ We’re so close to the vault. Stay low, and stay quiet. ” “ This wasn’t in the plan. ” “ Oh, this is it. This is really it! This is what we’ve been working towards all those years. It’s finally ours… ” “ I was hoping you would say that! ” “ We’re safe for now, but we’re not out of the woods. ” “ What? You don’t know how to fly a helicopter? ” “ Now, the easiest way to get these guys on our side is to earn their respect. ” “ The past ain’t the kind of thing to be trifled with. ” “ Oh, so it’s like that, huh? ” “ Maybe I was wrong about a lot of things. ” “ I can tell you have something worth fighting for out there. ” “ You’re like a son to me. ” “ Looks like it might be time to break out of here. ” “ Me? Out there? With you? ” “ I’ve done a lot of bad things. ” “ …and this is home. For now, anyway. ”

ocean’s 8 sentence starters

❝ i don’t want that life. i never wanted that life. ❞

❝ i fell for the wrong person. it was a mistake, but… it happened. ❞

❝ nice watch. ❞

❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞

❝ you think i like you? you think i believe you? you think i trust anything that you’re saying? ❞

❝ it’s a rerun. she slept with her cousin, crashed the car. the baby’s not his. ❞

❝ i want vodka and water. ‘cause when you’re drunk, it tastes like vodka. ❞

❝ i was just paying my respects. ❞

❝ they thought i’d be the best one to talk to you. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna end up back in prison. ❞

❝ you’re looking sharp. ❞

❝ that would be my “i’ve just been in jail for five years, and my partner lets me down” face. ❞

❝ i’m not your partner. ❞

❝ if you’re gonna have a problem with stealing, you’re not gonna like the rest of this conversation. ❞

❝ see, this is what you do. you make me guess and then i’m interested. and then you think because i’m interested, that i wanna do it. ❞

❝ don’t you wanna do things you’re interested in? ❞

❝ there’s a room for you upstairs. ❞

❝ i borrowed some shit. figured you weren’t using it. ❞

❝ do you know what a shiv is? ❞

❝ i realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place, so… ❞

❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞

❝ why do you need to do this? ❞

❝ it’s what i’m good at. ❞

❝ oh, honey, is this a proposal? ❞

❝ come on. take a bite. just take a bite. ❞

❝ you’re really irritating. ❞

❝ i don’t know yet. but as soon as i do, you’ll be the very first person that i tell. ❞

❝ i think you’re being kind of hard on yourself. ❞

❝ you spent $18 million in two years and had two houseboats on the seine. ❞

❝ what if we could make all this go away? ❞

❝ are you mad? ❞

❝ good body. good boobs. huge features. eyes like bambi. ❞

❝ are there no hackers who aren’t russian? ❞

❝ there’s barely any russians who aren’t hackers. ❞

❝ sorry about ____. ❞

❝ what’s your real name? ❞

❝ you know your footprint is a disaster, right? if you’re planning to steal shit, you definitely got to clean this up, ‘cause right now, my little sister could hack you. ❞

❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞

❝ you’re sweating. ❞

❝ indifference, it’s an aphrodisiac. ❞

❝ you seem different. you know, like you’re immune to judgment. like you’re above all that. ❞

❝ this girl has some of the best hands i’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ is this our only choice? ❞

❝ come on, there’s no hard feelings. ❞

❝ can i get my watch back, please? ❞

❝ a him gets noticed, a her gets ignored. and for once, we wanna be ignored. ❞

❝ what are you doing here? i thought you were in jail. ❞

❝ look at all this. thought you retired? ❞

❝ i don’t do that anymore. ❞

❝ you’re not bored out here, are you, ____? ❞

❝ how do you explain all this to your husband? ❞

❝ i would like to present you with a hypothetical situation. ❞

❝ go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. ❞

❝ you don’t have a metrocard? what are you, a tourist? ❞

❝ you sure he’s dead, or…? ❞

❝ i’m not really a numbers person. i’m sure you’ll work out all those details. ❞

❝ i’m afraid the answer is no. ❞

❝ i must have the sun. ❞

❝ hello, sexy. ❞

❝ listen, look. you’ve got one of the greatest necks in the world. ❞

❝ you can message him. and you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji. or maybe the girl that does this. 💃 ❞

❝ can you help me with something? i think i’m a little lost. ❞

❝ it’s a privacy violation. …unless you’re into that. ❞

❝ how long did it take you to figure all this out? ❞

❝ well, you certainly seem qualified. maybe overqualified. ❞

❝ do we have to steal stuff? ❞

❝ how did you ever fall for that schmuck? ❞

❝ not saying a word. ❞

❝ i will testify. i was defrauded too, right? ❞

❝ you better tell me this is not what i think this is. ❞

❝ don’t con me. ❞

❝ we are going to get caught. ❞

❝ he sent me to jail! you have no idea what that’s like. ❞

❝ sorry, listen, i know this really isn’t any of my business… ❞

❝ how many carats is it? ❞

❝ can i just see that again, out of interest? how does it work? ❞

❝ you’re a little genius, ____. thank you. ❞

❝ what do your parents do? ❞

❝ somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. let’s do this for her. ❞

❝ do not slouch, cross your arms, or put your hands in your pockets. ❞

❝ i’d say you look like a million bucks, but it’s more like 100 million. ❞

❝ you’re supposed to curtsy. they actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy. ❞

❝ what do you mean, “smoked it”? ❞

❝ what the hell are you doing? you’re not getting paid to talk. ❞

❝ do we have to make such a big deal about this? ❞

❝ first of all, i’m not a member of law enforcement. ❞

❝ when did you know this was a fake? ❞

❝ do you want me to pee in a cup or something? ❞

❝ ____’s the only one with an alibi. ❞

❝ some days, i love my job. ❞

❝ i’m not a total fricking idiot. ❞

❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. ❞

❝ i never forget a face. ❞

❝ seems to me, eight shares of 150 million is better than seven shares of nothing, right? ❞

❝ let’s not all high-five at once. ❞

❝ i am the one who is saving your ass. ❞

❝ no one’s going to jail. ❞

❝ it’s always the attention to detail and the little grace notes that really make something sing. ❞

❝ why are you doing this? ❞

❝ i don’t have that many close female friendships. and book clubs are the worst.❞

❝ you’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely? ❞

❝ are you an only child? ❞

❝ this was your mother’s? ❞

❝ i don’t really remember where my hands were. ❞

❝ just a theory. a shot in the dark. i’m probably wrong. ❞

❝ is it genetic? are the whole family like this? ❞

❝ it’s not just profit, it’s revenge. it’s a twofer. ❞

❝ do you wanna play a game? ❞

❝ you have no idea how this came to be in your possession? ❞

❝ i think i need to talk to my lawyer. ❞

❝ you would’ve loved it. ❞

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