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Big time action movie star
It is publicly known he’s looking for his prince charming
Gets a lot of fan mail asking if they can meet to confirm they are soulmates
Is in town shooting his next movie and that’s how he meets them
Owns a golden retriever named Maximus or “Max” for short
Works at a veterinary clinic/animal shelter
Pansexual which he gets a lot of flack for because “no i like you more than a friend please i swear-”
Takes a ton of allergy medicine everyday because of his cat allergy
Woops makes him hella sleepy too so >w>
Has like 6 alarms to get himself out of bed and usually sleeps through 5
Runs a library/coffee shop in the middle of town and lives in the apartment above it
Aromantic Asexual which is what makes this AU fun
Is an avid lover of Sherlock Homes and has every book ever written
Also has a wall dedicated to Dr. Who nerd merch
Recently lost his job due to downsizing so there’s that
Bisexual but usually attracted to men
Loves to sit in high places like the roof of his apartment
Owns a black cat named Salem
Runs a meme/poetry blog on tumblr
Logan was on a ladder while Roman was on the floor complaining that no one was taking coffee orders
“We close in 5 minutes I’m reorganizing the bookshelves please leave-”
Woops Logan loses his balance and falls off the ladder (hmm I like pushing logan off ladders don’t I? >w>)
Roman catches him, and wow, does Logan have a pretty soul tattoo he didn’t notice before-
After Logan struggles out of Roman’s grip, he practically pushes him out the door
Roman doesn’t realize his tattoos are glowing until Logan locked the front door
“No please let me back in I just wanna talk-”
“No I’m going to bed goodnight-”
Analogical (and by default Prinxiety)
Virgil is looking for work after being let go and a library sounds quiet enough right?
Unlike Roman tho, he comes in at opening because he has common courtesy
He goes in to talk to Logan about a job, and Logan’s tattoo lights up
Virgil’s jaw drops, and then Roman bursts into the doors with his tattoos lit up as well
Logan hides behind the counter because “im not here he won’t leave me alone”
Roman comes to the front desk and Virgil stops him and tells him to come back later, but no dice Roman is stubborn
They may or may not have almost got into a fight woops
After Roman reluctantly leaves, Logan offers Virgil a job
Virgil accepts and stays close to Logan because his tattoo has not deactivated and Roman might be still roaming around (you have no idea what it took for me to not write a pun)
One of Patton’s coworkers (spoiler it may or may not be Remy) suggest Patton get coffee from Logan’s shop for work because “Patton, babe, we can’t have you falling asleep on the counter every afternoon”
Patton shows up the next morning but what the heck is a mochachino how does he order off this menu-
He’s so busy trying to order and he’s so late he’s not paying attenion to his his tattoo and Logan is getting impatient
So he puts Virgil on register- “don’t worry you’ll do fine-” and tries to explain stuff to Patton
He can’t help but notice Patton’s tattoo is glowing but there’s literally 25 people here and more than one have a glowing tattoo so-
Finally Patton settles on a vanilla bean frappuccino because he dislikes coffee and goes about his business
While in town, Roman’s golden retriever won’t eat so he takes him to the vet clinic
As he goes in for help, Patton is at the counter asleep
He wonders if he should approach or not but- oh his tattoo is glowing so someone else must be here
Remy shows up and nearly falls over because Patton and Roman are both lit up
Roman is hella confused because no, that man at the coffee shop was his soulmate-WAIT DOES HE HAVE MORE THAN ONE PRINCE CHARMING???
Remy shakes Patton awake (who may or may not have a paper stuck to his face) and the two mates just kinda… stare at each other for 5 minutes
Remy tells Patton to take the day off and be with Roman because it’s not everyday your hot soulmate comes in
Roman has to introduce Patton to Logan to confirm they are all soulmates and this isn’t some weird misunderstanding
However, the only one there is Virgil because Logan had to run out and pick up more creamer “It’ll only take 6 minutes you’ll be okay”
So Patton walks up to Virgil and tries to get his breathing to calm down, and Roman is still a bit cross with Virgil so he explores the library
As Virgil is making Patton’s coffee, he can’t help but notice the purple glow peeking out of Virgil’s hoodie
Virgil freezes because no- this Patton guy was glowing with Roman… but wait he was glowing when he was next to Logan too WTF
Woops Virgil’s blood pressure dropped and he fainted-
Logan gets back in time to see Virgil passed out in Patton’s arms and as he approaches his own tattoo lights up
Now Roman has come to see what all the commotion is about and he starts glowing too
They are all very colorful and confused right now but they need to help Virgil so they can talk about this later-
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