[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[illustratus]

Hamlet and the Ghost by Frederic James Shields

[04k96]

[solitairians]

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were abour and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I'm losing

[itmeansalot]

I hate the king and I hate the thief and I'm glad they die constantly in Mobile ads

[dogpuppy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[mutant-distraction]

photo: ElI Bond

[omegaversereloaded]

there should be an emoji of every berry

[enki2]

[targetedknowledge]

[willgrahamscock]

[kingcatnine]

hi I'm a popular tumblr user do you want to pre-order my book? it has disaster gays. it's literally queer. order my book.

[kingcatnine]

now, a lot of you have been asking, "is it any good?" and to you my friends I have just two words: Not Really

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]