Transient Guests Are We

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[micdotcom]

Your bottled water habit is sucking California dry

If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.

Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.

Turn on the tap instead | Follow micdotcom

(Images via MotherJones)

[solarsquared]

Damn, my ex from California, I hope her and her family okay and shit…

SIKE

Fuck you Sharon, you said I was thirsty but who poppin big bottles now??

Not you! 

Drought head ass, climate lookin like a Lil Wayne mixtape, parched on the pacific 

[z-i-t-a]

[lovecrafthobbit]

[groldergoat]

BONUS:

Houndooms based off the most “dangerous” dog breeds. And a bonus. Cause poof.

[loosesealbluths]

[truegamefacts]

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

[happy2bsmiling]

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

beautiful

[baravaggio]

[spottedhyena]

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

> be me, c. 900 bc

> in mycenae with companions

> see man proclaiming he is the son of zeus

> doubt.frescpeg

> my companion proclaims “that is nothing, i am the son of bofa!”

> the man responds, “who is this bofa, that claims to be greater than the lord zeus!”

> companion screams, “ΒΟΓΑ ΔΕΕΖ ΝΥΤΣ”

> banished for his barbarism

> mfw

[durbikins]

[memewhore]

[thepugman360]

[off-the-wall-geek]

yes

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[seriousjones]

[out of character] listen here, fuckface. spongebob’s house was on fire in the percrastinate episode and they made a fire in that episode where patrick popped the baloon. don’t fucking come to my roleplay blog and tell me that spongebob couldn’t smoke weed underwater