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-gives 1 fuck- Not for you, though.

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My daughter wears the sweater dress I made for her all the time (you can find it in an earlier post). She recently asked me to make her a new one because the current one is getting small. She wants a “new and big, big, bigger one to grow in so I wear it loooooong time.” So I’m using a combination of knit and crochet to make her a new sweater dress that she’ll hopefully love and want to show off as much as she does the current one. #knitting #crochet #sweaterdress #yarnaddict #yarnspirations #bernatsofteebaby #mybabylovesme #mommyplease #mommymade #withlove #formybaby #lovemygirl https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQewAkH3oj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mxl1jjx1pt31

[h-badger-g1f]

I am not a makeup person. Like, I own powder (I’m a shiny person) and lipgloss. And my lipgloss has been lost for years. Every time I try to watch a tutorial I get frustrated and give up. I have no idea what any of these ladies are talking about and “simple” makeups involve so much product I feel like I need a knife to get it off my face. I finally did a passable mermaid. My daughter really wanted me to dress up this year so I did it for her. #mermaidmakeup #mermaid #halloween #trickortreat #ilovemybaby #costume #madeoutlikebandits #somuchcandy https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpn1PldnmtX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1802eerrf9sum

[h-badger-g1f]

How gorgeous is this so far?! I’m loving this. And it works up surprisingly fast. #filetcrochet #firstattempt #dragonfly #crochet #blanket #stylecraft #specialdk #yarnaddict #sopretty #crochettherapy #relaxing https://www.instagram.com/p/BpOAs4-HEuq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ginammoy09ey

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I’ve started a new project. This is going to be my first ever entry into the fair next year. I’m going to do a graph-ghan as well but ai can’t say what that’ll look like because it’ll be gifted after. Wish me luck! #filetcrochet #crochet #dragonfly #hassdesign #deramores #stylecraft #specialdk https://www.instagram.com/p/BpF86aRHNuy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qfa4tohtc2n1

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Yes, I am completely aware that the lighting in my house sucks. Anywho, The Lotus Mandala Duster by Regina Weiss is done! My bestie asked for WV colors. The sleeves are different and I added a hood. With the collar of the duster being as it is I attached it to the very edge of it. This way you can pop the collar up and it acts as a scarf. The hood keeps it in place. Pretty nifty if I do say so myself. I’m a great deal larger chested so this’ll look different on her. I can’t wait to see it. 😁 #reginaweiss #lotusmandala #duster #sweaterweather #crochet #westvirginia #wv #bestie https://www.instagram.com/p/BpEeP69Hjwf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ri2dfsbgly8c

[h-badger-g1f]

Soooo... You gonna drop that monstrosity and love me or what? #jealousdog #givemeattention #butmom #goldenretriever #loveme #notsopatientlywaiting #maketherightchoice #walkiestime #butits2am #idontcare #sillydog https://www.instagram.com/p/BoilbtUhFQg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qz4782lkgroe

[quotemadness]

“Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity, or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.”

— Paulo Coelho (via quotemadness)

[h-badger-g1f]

My baby is helping crochet her auntie’s sweater. 😍 #crochet #startemyoung #craftbaby #yarnaddict #justlikemama #somuchcute https://www.instagram.com/p/BnwxyoqBUT_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nw7xcn91jbt3

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This is going to be a duster in WV colors for my Twinny. 💛 I’m loving it so far. This pattern is the Lotus Mandala Duster by Regina Weiss. #Mandala #Duster #Crochet #Jacket #WestVirginia #WV #MoraleFiber https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnu2-qiBl_9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ln6xge5ovn33

[snootyfoxfashion]

LGBTQ+ Pride Unicorns Sticker Pack from ceikochan 

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He’s in desperate need of a bath because he smells like horse poo but I wouldn’t trade him for anything. Just look at that face. #happydoge #goldenretriever #oldmandog #majesticaf #bigfluff #farmdog #bestbuddy https://www.instagram.com/p/BnaS8qvBcnQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nifezynwgkbw

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Fixing up fencing and my kiddo occupies herself with the chickens. They love her. When we had the roosters she was scared because they’d gang up on her. This hen here would chase them off so she quickly became the favorite. She actually fell asleep like that and let my baby sing nursery rhymes to her. 😂 #farmgirl #chickenfarmer #littlemommy #chickens https://www.instagram.com/p/BnMrYZ9hmXy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6dbo9pcmdig3

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hiding a sex toy so no one else can find it is great. Hiding a sex toy so well that you can’t even find it is a nightmare.

[h-badger-g1f]

My best friends conspired to get me a new friend who I have named George. I have a phobia of spiders. I know. Totally cliché girly junk. We took a trip to Hobby Lobby where they found a spider charm and put it on a necklace for me. I’m wearing him to make a point now. I don’t know what that point is... but it’s there dammit. #spiders #shudders #myfriendsareassholes #ew #heebiejeebies #atleastitsparkles https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmboi1dB3RQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fw29240xqpsg

[h-badger-g1f]

I made a thing! Pattern (free!) is the Pixie Hood. Made with a size 11.5mm (P) crochet hook, 2 balls of the Yarn Bee Tender Touch (Medium Teal), and half the Mandala (Genie). Twinny refuses to take it off now. I think she likes it. 😜😁 #crochetverse #crochet #pixiehood #tassels http://crochetverse.com/free-pixie-hood-crochet-pattern-tassel-tutorial/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BmZ794fBLVJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=174hbbv1vqt1k

[h-badger-g1f]

#icrackmeup #marriedlife #hestillthinksimsexy #lovemyhubby #passtheoreos

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Crazy dog is creeped out by her own wagging tail lol! This is Toph and she’s a bit... special. 😜#sillygirl #mutt #aussiemix #greatpyreneesmix #gooddoggo